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It started off today, lovely weather, sun shining brightly and birds chirping.

I woke up around 8:30 AM. I got off bed, washed my face, brushed my teeth, and off I was to breakfast. The breakfast was Mote Hin Gar. It's noodles with fish broth. It was delicious. I ate two bowls of it.

I washed myself after I am done and went back to my bedroom feeling good...REALLY good. So I laid on my bed, started touching myself slowly getting into the mood. I then pull down my trousers, took my trusty fap cloth and laid it near my waistline so that I can ejaculate into it and not make a mess out of myself. I started fapping slowly, closing my eyes to imagine all the dirty fantasies that inhabit in my mind. Normally my **** should be erected, but then THOSE MOTHERF***ING ANTS CAME OUT OF NOWHERE AND WAS EVERYWHERE ON MY ****.

THEY BIT ME IN MANY DIFFERENT AREAS AND F***** MY **** PRETTY HARD WITH THEIR F***ING PINCERS. AT FIRST I DIDN'T NOTICE, BUT THEN I FELT SO MANY TINY STINGS ON MY ****! I OPENED MY EYES AND LOOKED DOWN TO MY **** AND SAW A HORDE OF ANTS ON MY **** AND MY BODY. I JUMPED FROM MY F***ING ANT INFESTED BED AND DANCED AROUND AND BRUSHED AWAY ALL THE ANTS ON MY **** AND MY BODY. SOME EVEN TRIED TO ENTER MY A** THANK GOD I WAS FAST ENOUGH. I KEPT ON DANCING FOR LIKE 10 MINS, AND NEVER DID I STOP SAYING OHH MY F***ing GOD. I GOT MAD AFTERWARDS, SO I ROLLED MY BEDSHEETS AND WASH DOWN THOSE MOTHERF***ERS IN MY MOTHERF***ING WASHING MACHINE. I KILLED ALL THE REMAINING SURVIVING ANTS WITH ANTI-ANT SPRAY.

After all of this shit was done, I sat on my couch and my **** and my balls were still stinging with pain, so I used cooling powder and felt so much better. Then 10 mins later, the venom starts to act up inside my balls, and it wasn't a pretty good feeling; no not at all. Then I sat down, open PD and decided to share the story with you guys.

Moral of the story: Change your fap cloth regularly or the ants will come.

I am 19 years old, and this is going to be my last blog for a very long time. Life for me was easy when I was younger. I had good friends, good school, my ever supporting family and the love of my life.

This year I lost her, I was in a state of depression and my life has been going down hill ever since I started my college year. My college work was also horrible. I didn't socialize in anyway at all. I was alone, isolated. You can say I was spoiled or too lazy to do any work. Infini, LostEnt, Supersheep, Bonger, udm, AGR and other DotA players were the only friends I had through out this year. I am forever grateful for them since I'll most likely just give up on life without them and their 24/7 humor. I simply had a great time.

However, losing the love of my life is my wake up call. I can no longer be wasting my time playing games or reading forums and do nothing else everyday. I need to change. From this very day, I deleted every games I had. Even though they gave me great joy and excitement, they will not help me in the long run or my future. Therefore, I am going to focus on my education for the time being and nothing else. I want to prove to her that I am a responsible person and that I can change. I don't want to give up on her at all. That is why my friends, I am giving up on all games especially DotA and DotA 2. I love you guys, and I hope you guys have successful lives as well.

This part is for my very close DotA friends.

Infini: I hope you don't give up and re spark the old fire that is once in you. Thank you for all the 1v1s and all the rude unfunny jokes you said to me. Fuck the puns bitch! :P

LostEnt: Thank you for just being well mannered and friendly from the get go. I know (I think) I have disappointed you when I say I hate playing with stacks. I missed playing with you after awhile, and I sincerely regret saying what I said. I hope you can forgive me. Good luck with your life.

Supersheep: Just like LostEnt, you were always friendly and well mannered. I love your attitude and advice you gave. Thanks man. I hope you have successful college years.

Bonger: You fucking troll. I don't know if you are a member of PD. But you were great man, you were funny. But stop smoking bongs every now and then and get some fresh air. :P Good bye to you.

udm: I guess I don't know you very well since you don't play that much, but you are a great DotA player and well mannered and friendly most of the time. :P Thank you!

AGR: "Y U SO SHIT". My favorite quote from my favorite rager. I don't know why you stopped playing, but I missed the times we steamroll everything in our path with LostEnt and others. Thanks!

And all the other DotA players who were friendly and just accept me for who I am. Good bye to you all. When I get my life to how I want and make my parents proud, I will come back. You can count on that! But for now, I bid you adieu.

Woot. I won! Our solo q pub team did way better than their full stack! Well there were some inexperienced players in his stack. We pubstomped them hard.

Match ID: 16532267

This entry is mostly for me. Then I can tell my grand children: "This was my first time beating pros" He he!