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[Shadowlurker]

Like all these freaking portfolios.

[SECXIIKILLA]

guys, please lol, portfolio chat.

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Originally Posted by Chuck_Norris_DP

seriosly its not fun when hes about to kill and enemy teleports away. not even force stuff stops teleport. i think rapture needs a ministun to make escapes harder.

who approves ?

Originally Posted by MR-President

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sorry for my inactivity guys

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Originally Posted by Xerx

I want






NOT





He should stop giving everyone face paint. This is a war between sentinel and scourge, not african tribes of ethiopia.

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Originally Posted by Nursivin

My Little Penis

Originally Posted by Louie.

Quoting this because you might edit this, for the sheer realization of your shortcoming.

Originally Posted by Weyland

I always had my suspicion, but for you to confess it so loudly...

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[wesai]

What can you say about this?

Originally Posted by gvs1992

Rylai Crestfall the Crystal Maiden is a hero in DotA and an item in LoL is also named in her. What is the opinion of the DotA community about this?

Originally Posted by wesai

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Well...

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Looks like...

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We solved this case.

[QUOTE=gvs1992;4860491]Rylai Crestfall the Crystal Maiden is a hero in DotA and an item in LoL is also named in her. What is the opinion of the DotA community about this?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=wesai;4860950][QUOTE=Tomallow;4860506]DotA has the sexy blonde, LoL has her dildo. Which one do you prefer ?[/QUOTE]

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[I][SIZE="1"]Well...[/SIZE][/I]

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[I][SIZE="1"]Looks like...[/SIZE][/I]

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[I][SIZE="1"]We solved this case.[/SIZE][/I][/QUOTE]

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Originally Posted by Oliver5292

Why does MKB give +15 attack speed?
Its components javelin and demon edge don't give any boost in attack speed.

Originally Posted by RueK

The monkey king wants to perma mini stun. obey the monkey king and shut up. it is his bar anyway

Originally Posted by BattledOne

Because you had to carry 2 heavy-ass javelins and/or a Demon Edge (that thing weights a ton) which builded up your muscles and finesse making it easier to swing a light bar.

Originally Posted by Guardian AngeL

Why does Guinshoo gives hex spell?
Its components don't give any hex spell.

Originally Posted by patrishosho

Why does abyssal blade give a 2 second active stun?
its compinent doesent give a active stun.

Originally Posted by BattledOne

Because Ultimate orb in conjunction with Void stone create a magical anomaly by tapping which the user can shift the very being of enemys. The process requires immense mental power to control so Mystical staff is added to the mix.

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[Sly_theK1ng]

Originally Posted by Mr.Grzonka

Purple +1

Originally Posted by Sly_theK1ng

green +1

Originally Posted by Koutsiog

Red +1

Originally Posted by Bloodmoth

Rainbow +1

code:

[QUOTE=Mr.Grzonka;4885767][COLOR="Purple"]Purple +1[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sly_theK1ng;4885807][COLOR="Lime"]green +1[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Koutsiog;4885929][COLOR="Red"]Red +1[/COLOR][/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Bloodmoth;4886042][B][COLOR="Red"]R[/COLOR][COLOR="DarkOrange"]a[/COLOR][COLOR="Yellow"]i[/COLOR][COLOR="Lime"]n[/COLOR][COLOR="DeepSkyBlue"]b[/COLOR][COLOR="RoyalBlue"]o[/COLOR][COLOR="DarkSlateBlue"]w[/COLOR] [COLOR="Indigo"]+[/COLOR][COLOR="Red"]1[/COLOR][/B][/QUOTE]

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Originally Posted by Leitersx

I found some bug with hero : nerubian assassin & item monkey king bar
when i buy monkey king bar is a orb effect with a Skill "geminate attack"

any one feedback ? if have i'm sorry
i'm lame english language sorry

thank you.

Originally Posted by Koutsiog

http://www.englishgrammar.org/
Read this, then come again and state your problem

Originally Posted by KenpachiSlardar

I found your mom on my sofa drenched in cum.

Originally Posted by Louie!

Yep, nerub is a bug.

Originally Posted by KatamES

You not post this on general chat forum cause it not corect, btw yes i though you rally cunt minibash you're nerub weaver 2nd attack for germ atakc becyause it is orb efeckt it aplies to any other orb jus like leaf steals butt nut vlads bcoz' it aint a orb efeckt but cunt youse it since coz' you an not melee.

They will come, They will.

Originally Posted by scricK

And then Slardar used hex on Techies, but Techies had repel and stun Slardar. This means that Zeus revived slardar and Slardar had wings because he was an angel, and then he kills techies with purification. Imba bug.

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dafuq am i reading?

[Louie!]

Why did wivot close my portfolio?

[Ari~]

Originally Posted by Louie!

Why did wivot close my portfolio?

cause it wasn't boss enough.

[Louie!]

Oh well...

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Originally Posted by JackDawkins

Anyone got this before? Is there any replays of such a feat? I'm talking about a real legit game here of course. Seems unlikely because in any real game a Pudge would use hook to farm sometimes. Does it count into the statistics if you hook a creep?

Originally Posted by elpescaderp

Guide to have a 100% Hook Accuracy Game

> Use hook one single time the entire game
> Hit your target
> 1 in 1 = 100%
> Congratioulations, you had 100% Hook Accuracy in a game

WARNING: You may be flamed at by your team for using this mothod.

Originally Posted by OmniXVII

If they call you a bad pudge, tell them you have a 100% hook accuracy.

Originally Posted by hANDoFbLOOD

You, sir, made my day.

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[gilvert]

not funny imo :\

[Ari~]

Originally Posted by gilvert

not funny imo :\

holy crap i think we agree for once!

[gaibo1]

By the way,

Originally Posted by Valorian

I touch Wivot in inappropriate places whenever I close threads

is quoted twice.