Ari's Portfolio of Stuff 2.1

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Originally Posted by alieNATION

I don't believe that Glacius91 really does have any urges to rape anyone, but I just disagree with him using that term, as it has no application here.

This was not meant to become a discussion about sexual politics.

On topic: does anyone know of any 'girls in one-piece dresses' websites?

Originally Posted by Erios

No, although if you are interested I know quite a lot of sites of "girls in no piece dresses" websites .

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Originally Posted by Zeppus

Slardar - guardian of the deeps? I don't think so. Hound of the deeps mb? Or fckn detective of the corals and so on, but not the guardian. Experienced guardian don't gonna let someone steal his treasures, dooming himself to chasing the thief, he prevent it all. Many people positioning Slard as some anti-invis hero, but it didn't so. What the main advantage invisibility gives? Yep, the unexpectedness. Can Slardar reduce that factor? No he cant. Chase an already retreating invisible hero, do not let him run away freely, yep, this slardar can, but this dont make him anti-invis, nope. So, what do you think about that and about Slard's ulti?
Sorry for mistakes. I am russian.

Originally Posted by God of Death

Ezalor - keeper of the light? I don't think so. thrower of the light mb? Or fckn soccer mom of the bulb and so on, but not the keeper. Experienced keeper don't gonna shoop tha woop every 10 seconds, hes gonna keep the light with himself. Many people positioning kotl as some noob hero, but it didn't so. What the main advantage light gives? Yep, the sight and deimidg. Can kotl give moar sight? No he cant. throw some light on the matter, yep, this kotl can, but this dont make him keeper, nope. So, what do you think about that and about kotl's illuminate?

Originally Posted by Louie.

Rylai - maiden of the crystal?
I don't think so. Hound of the
crystal mb? Or fckn frost-itute of
the snowmen and so on, but not
the maiden. True
maiden don't gonna let someone steal her virginity,
dooming herself to be first blooded always, she prevent it all. Many
people positioning Rylai as some
carry hero, but it didn't so.
What the main advantage crystal nova gives? Yep, the
damage and slow. Can Rylai
reduce that factor? No she cant.
Chase an already retreating
invisible hero, do not let him run
away freely, yep, this Rylai can, but this dont make her
carry, nope. So, what do you
think about that and about
Rylai's crystal nova?

Originally Posted by The Observer

Sand Kind - king of the sands? I don't think so. Scorpion of the desert mb? Or fckn monster of the sands and so on, but not the king. Experienced Kings don't gonna let someone defy him and buy gem, dooming himself to being seen when sandstorms, he kills them all. Many people positioning Sk as ganker, but it didn't so. What the main advantage ganker? Yep, they gank. Can Sk do that? No he cant. He buy blink to blink+ulti, do not let enemys live anymore, yep, this Sk can, but this dont make ganker, nope. So, what do you think about that and about Sk's ulti?
Sorry for mistakes. I am asian.

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[Ari~]

Originally Posted by JohnAsmar

So here's the deal. I was playing a game on RGC and as usual I was kicking ass (). I had Gondar (level 23) with the following items: Power Threads, Sange and Yasha, Vladimir, Cranium Basher and Talisman of Evasion when I decided to go solo on the last bottom tower. The tower had like 20% HP remaining max. As I was hitting the tower it's HP kept going up and up and up. This is new to me and I clearly don't know shit about these mechanics. I kept hitting the tower for half a minute like an idiot without even damaging it. I am sure it wasn't fortified.
Could anyone please tell me what happened, thanks.

Please no trolling, please.

Originally Posted by Ari~

The enemies probably typed -stop_labanese

it makes towers heal

Originally Posted by JohnAsmar

Oh damn, I should have known. Well thanks guys.

huehuehue

[A G R]

Your trolling attempts result in no lols.

[Ari~]

Originally Posted by A G R

Your trolling attempts result in no lols.

im not a troll.

[Ari~]

Originally Posted by A G R

Your trolling attempts result in no lols.

Originally Posted by A G R

There are multiple species of trolls, Ari. I for one, am the antagonist.

Really im not a troll, but apparently you claim you are.

[A G R]

I also claim your face is a toilet. Sadly, doesn't make it so.

Shit comes out of it, instead of going in and dissapearing forever.

[Ari~]

Originally Posted by A G R

I also claim your face is a toilet. Sadly, doesn't make it so.

Shit comes out of it, instead of going in and dissapearing forever.

thats a little aggressive (and offensive). Kind of strange seeing as you have never seen my face...



edit: oh god dont post 9gag here.

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[otomo]

if thats you.... call me ^.^

[Ari~]

^hahah no thats the winner of my most recent contest.

[A G R]

you so gullible, otomo.

[Ari~]

i lol'd

Originally Posted by kat-as-trophy

I have been trying HoN recently, and it seems that they have manabars on the enemy. While at first, I thought it was weird, but then it was helpful in a lot of situation. The question is where is DotA 2 manabars? The information is already available, why not show it?

Originally Posted by bonusa

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[A G R]

wow, that joke is "fresh".

[Ari~]

Originally Posted by A G R

wow, that joke is "fresh".

i know huh? i lol'd

[A G R]

he who laughs last is usually the slowest.

[Ari~]

lmfao

Originally Posted by A G R

Exactly like so many others have posted here, I have no interest in the topic and my comment and opinions are entirely irrelevant, but I would also get my attention whoring, infraction free +1 by posting in the exact same format:

"that's really disgusting".




Oh, but I will be more useful than said useless posts: I'll link to wikipedia "horse semen colection".

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Semen_collection

You're welcome.