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Old 04-23-2012, 07:42 PM   #3361
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quoteworthy, even if the advice will not be followed.
Everything relating to me is portfolio worthy. You'll notice in the first page of my portfolio there is a link to all posts by me, all posts with AriStar in it, etc. because they should all be in it.
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Old 04-23-2012, 07:53 PM   #3362
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Everything relating to me is portfolio worthy. You'll notice in the first page of my portfolio there is a link to all posts by me, all posts with AriStar in it, etc. because they should all be in it.
let me translate that into plain english, for all those viewers who have just joined our broadcast:

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Old 04-24-2012, 05:01 PM   #3363
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Everything relating to me is portfolio worthy. You'll notice in the first page of my portfolio there is a link to all posts by me, all posts with AriStar in it, etc. because they should all be in it.
Oh shut the hell and and go back to your portfolio
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Old 04-26-2012, 12:23 PM   #3364
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Check it out;




I use it to win a few rupees in cock fights (mine is the right one);





Anyone else support Animal on Animal Death Combat? If UFC is legal, why not this?
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Because forcing animals to fight for their lives counts as animal torturing.
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I don't recall seeing people fight to the death in UFC, so I don't understand your comparison.
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My cock used to be massive as well, but then I'm chinese
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Disagreed. Cock fightning is a great way to ensure that only the strongest inviduals get to propagate.
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Mine is bigger.
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Old 05-02-2012, 01:55 AM   #3365
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I want to be in the Portfolio, I will say only stupid things 'til I find myself here

Ferdi and Denki are 'da best.

Vengeful Spirit owns a Drow Ranger as a carry any day.

I fap to Carmen de Mairena, and actually like it more than it being to Megan Fox.

Is that amount of stupid enough? I hope so
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Old 05-02-2012, 02:01 AM   #3366
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I think you ingested more alcohol than Brewmaster. Please refrain from plaguing the threads for the next lifetime and seek medical condition.
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Old 05-02-2012, 06:46 AM   #3367
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Default Re: Quotes Portfolio 2.0

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I want to be in the Portfolio, I will say only stupid things 'til I find myself here

Ferdi and Denki are 'da best.

Vengeful Spirit owns a Drow Ranger as a carry any day.

I fap to Carmen de Mairena, and actually like it more than it being to Megan Fox.

Is that amount of stupid enough? I hope so
yea.... only stupid things ryt??
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Old 05-02-2012, 09:24 AM   #3368
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Tryhards.
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Old 05-02-2012, 10:21 AM   #3369
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I want to be in the Portfolio, I will say only stupid things 'til I find myself here

Ferdi and Denki are 'da best.

Vengeful Spirit owns a Drow Ranger as a carry any day.

I fap to Carmen de Mairena, and actually like it more than it being to Megan Fox.

Is that amount of stupid enough? I hope so
Oh, Don't you know the trend!!?!? This is like the worst portfolio evarrr. People make their own portfolios now. Go make your own and post ALL your posts! So you can be awesome and kool!
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Old 05-02-2012, 11:01 AM   #3370
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^agree, even Fate Trap has his own portfolio
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Old 05-02-2012, 11:22 AM   #3371
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Hipster fate made portfolios before it was shit.
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Old 05-02-2012, 01:54 PM   #3372
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I want to be in the Portfolio, I will say only stupid things 'til I find myself here

Ferdi and Denki are 'da best.

Vengeful Spirit owns a Drow Ranger as a carry any day.

I fap to Carmen de Mairena, and actually like it more than it being to Megan Fox.

Is that amount of stupid enough? I hope so
Too bad i understand sarcasm now...

Panda Portfolio, create 1...
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Old 05-02-2012, 01:56 PM   #3373
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And as for me, no way I'm gonna make one. Too lazy to come up with the stuff.

Inb4 someone mentions NFM.
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Old 05-02-2012, 05:20 PM   #3374
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Old 05-02-2012, 06:53 PM   #3375
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I'm 22 and what is a portfolio?
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Old 05-02-2012, 07:25 PM   #3376
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What the actual fuck you faggots. Stop spamming and start posting quotes.
If you've got nothing worthy to say then don't.
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Old 05-02-2012, 07:33 PM   #3377
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What the actual fuck you faggots. Stop spamming and start posting quotes.
If you've got nothing worthy to say then don't.
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Old 05-02-2012, 07:56 PM   #3378
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Default Re: Quotes Portfolio 2.0

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Tryhards.
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Hipster fate made portfolios before it was shit.
By that logic I'm a hipster too, D'Art portfolios ftw.
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Old 05-02-2012, 11:03 PM   #3379
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Portfolios are for faggots. This one's an exception.
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Old 05-02-2012, 11:04 PM   #3380
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I feel honored, the PlayDotA community answers my posts! OMGWTF This is like a concert of Bieber, well, not THAT great.
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Old 05-03-2012, 12:51 PM   #3381
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I am updating sometime today.
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Old 05-04-2012, 10:11 PM   #3382
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Is that so?
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Old 05-05-2012, 12:53 AM   #3383
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Old 05-05-2012, 08:43 AM   #3384
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Orly.
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Old 05-05-2012, 09:26 AM   #3385
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not updated

502 is a faggot
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Old 05-05-2012, 10:11 AM   #3386
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Water droplets dance around a knitting needle

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wheee bubbles!
No wonder NASA had to shut down it's space program.

Imagine the astronauts coming back from their long trip to space:
normal scientist: so, show us what research you did in space, I bet it is something extraordinary and revolutionary!
Astronaut: Hell yeah it was! here's the recording of all the experiments we did.

<they watch the tape>

Scientist: You played with bubbles.
Astronauts: well, we did a great bit of res...
Scientist: Let me get this straight, you spent the whole 6 month period in space, which cost this institution 2 billion dollars, playing with bubbles.
Astronaut: Well... I know how it looks.. but.. Bubbles!
Scientist: BUBBLES WOOOOOO!!!
Astronaut: BUBBLES!! YEEEAAAAHH!!

Overlooking financier: oh hell no...


[B]Water droplets dance around a knitting needle[/B]

[QUOTE=Idioticus;5238150]
[QUOTE=TwoHourMotel;5233180]wheee bubbles![/QUOTE]

No wonder NASA had to shut down it's space program.

Imagine the astronauts coming back from their long trip to space:
normal scientist: so, show us what research you did in space, I bet it is something extraordinary and revolutionary!
Astronaut: Hell yeah it was! here's the recording of all the experiments we did.

<they watch the tape>

Scientist: You played with bubbles.
Astronauts: well, we did a great bit of res...
Scientist: Let me get this straight, you spent the whole 6 month period in space, which cost this institution 2 billion dollars, playing with bubbles.
Astronaut: Well... I know how it looks.. but.. Bubbles!
Scientist: BUBBLES WOOOOOO!!!
Astronaut: BUBBLES!! YEEEAAAAHH!!

Overlooking financier: oh hell no...[/QUOTE]




Kind of shame no one even try to contribute, I only got this lame quote
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Kind of shame no one even try to contribute, I only got this lame quote
Just check my latest posts and browse, npnp & your welcome.
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^ditto
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Old 05-05-2012, 12:38 PM   #3389
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Just check my latest posts and browse, npnp & your welcome.
...and the only things I could find are

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gay buttsex > excersice.
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Seriously, stop moaning.
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Because retarded AND gay would be just too much to handle.
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Old 05-05-2012, 12:51 PM   #3390
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Bravo! Skyforger at his finest.
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Old 05-05-2012, 01:23 PM   #3391
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fucking 502s
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Old 05-05-2012, 06:42 PM   #3392
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At least it's something:

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Your eyes will hurt for a while, so I took the consideration of putting it in a Spoiler Tag.






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I have epilepsy and I find this HGNNNNN!

QUOTE=Shadowlurker;5277433]Your eyes will hurt for a while, so I took the consideration of putting it in a Spoiler Tag.

CENTER]
spoiler=Nature's Profit]
IMG]http://i.imgur.com/0ATQk.gif[/IMG]

/spoiler]
[/CENTER][/QUOTE]

QUOTE=A G R;5280253]I have epilepsy and I find this HGNNNNN![/QUOTE]
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Old 05-05-2012, 06:46 PM   #3393
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he just farms farms farms and has 700 800 gold one minute. its insane he kills all creeps on map whit 1 skill and with teleport and trents he kills towers and baraxes like np.

MONEY MONEY MONEY

nerf teleport and ult damage please hes to strong
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Yeah Mother Nature has too much profit, look at all the reforestation, wildlife reserves and animal saved. She does not even pay enough tax for all that.

Someone should start a Nature Street protest.
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Original poster speaks truth.




Credits to dannnno from /r/dota2. Original post.



If you're going to Quote that, why not do it in that other Furion Thread? At least it worked out.

(It was quite amusing how I made that Thread in Comedy, and then that Furion thread pops up right after.)
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Old 05-06-2012, 10:28 AM   #3394
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lol this forum...

I mean people say trash and overpowered so much that if we'd have adds they'd be for recycling companies and the official rapist group on Facebook...

Come on, seriously.
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Old 05-06-2012, 11:31 AM   #3395
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this thread, if he falls for it.
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lol this forum...

I mean people say trash and overpowered so much that if we'd have adds they'd be for recycling companies and the official rapist group on Facebook...

Come on, seriously.
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Old 05-08-2012, 12:41 AM   #3397
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Call the cops, I'm contributing!

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He played TB.

CANO PLS
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Old 05-08-2012, 03:42 PM   #3398
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Look I found a set of funny quotes I would like to contribute to this thread.


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Pick a number. Any number.
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3.
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multiply it by 2, add it again, and divide it by 3.

subtract the original number.


guess what you've found?
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4?

Here is why I think this is funny.

1. A Person A is trying to recreate events that happened on a facebook post.
2. The Person A fails because Person B (the victim) is bad at math.
3. Its basically a face palm moment to both parties as one failed a troll whilst the other failed at math.

Off Topic:
On a side note if anyone wants to know why Greece is in such economic turmoil feel free to send me a PM and I will explain (I recently think I found out why).

Please see the spoiler to the above quotes so you may insert them in the Portfolio.

[QUOTE=Sock Rats;5309455]3.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=A G R;5309583]multiply it by 2, add it again, and divide it by 3.

subtract the original number.


guess what you've found?[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sock Rats;5310031]4?[/QUOTE]
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Old 05-08-2012, 05:10 PM   #3399
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And person C's post gets deleted, breaking the entire context of the other part of the conversation.
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Old 05-08-2012, 05:15 PM   #3400
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And person C's post gets deleted, breaking the entire context of the other part of the conversation.
ill add it in for more comic value:

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you were supposed to find potato, but aristar ruined it by attention whoring his pussy ITT.
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From the pom the point I answered 4 and on, I do not get your posts.

I was supposed to find the number of fucks you have given, namely 0, if I'm guessing right, but apparently not giving the expected answer made you glitch out and just talk about Aristar.

Summary: AGR is a robot and I just blew his cover.
Funny because Person B makes math errors, grammatical errors, and comprehension errors (although the last one is attributed to deleted posts).


[QUOTE=A G R;5310079]you were supposed to find potato, but aristar ruined it by attention whoring his pussy ITT.[/QUOTE]

[QUOTE=Sock Rats;5312740]From the pom the point I answered 4 and on, I do not get your posts.

I was supposed to find the number of fucks you have given, namely 0, if I'm guessing right, but apparently not giving the expected answer made you glitch out and just talk about Aristar.

Summary: AGR is a robot and I just blew his cover.[/QUOTE]
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