Murphy's Law in DotA

[Lama051]

Your attacks always deal minimal value of your attack damage range, your enemies always hit for maximum.

Your crit and bash never procs unless the enemy is at 20 HP.

Enemy void backtracks all damage, you always take full damage.

You never multicast, yet enemy always gets it 4x

Your wards always time out right before enemy ganks, enemy wards are always up and running.

Your casting animation always gets canceled if enemy is juking, enemy always finishes casting.

[VaNiLLa_Con~]

Play Rubick, stole Tide's ulti uses it at the right time and The enemy are low, All ally escapes

[HHHNNNGGG]

If you charge into enemy team, initiate without any mistake, at least one of your pub teammate is running back.

OR

When your pub teammates' initiation fails and leads to team wipe while you survive, you will be reported.

[hosana]

ya baby the tower of yours is week

[gram_galvanizer]

20. You will run when you
get Ruptured.
-
Winner

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Tossing an ally to safety gets that ally killed instead.

[Secchan]

this thread content is ironicly the reason why i stopped playing dota

You will always be blamed and your efforts of warding and pulling the first 10 minutes will be ignored.

You will be blamed for a carry getting fat when ur laning on the other far lane.

You will be blamed when a teammate dies.

You will be flamed for playing the game.

[HHHNNNGGG]

If you get a kill from skillshot in fog, you will be accused of maphacking.

[Snake]

Enemy picks Furion: 24/7 gank and push towers
Ally picks Furion: Prepare for 30 minutes of afk cliff farming

[XaTrIxX]

Your operating system tabs you out because of some antivirus program exactly when you are about to launch the deciding team clash.

Your mouse runs out of battery or your USB interface plugs your mouse off for some random reason, exactly when you are about right click to run away from your enemies. But no no, you are the dead carry for 90 seconds and lack 100 gold to rebuy, and the enemies finish the game.