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Old 07-02-2012, 02:57 PM   #1
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I should start from the fact, that dota changed me significantly. It made me good (relatively) at dota, but suck at real life.

Did any similar things dota made to you?

I know this is slightly dota related, but I promise that if you help me, I'll not blong anymore ;(

Today I was at the supermarket and... I met the finest, the nicest girl ever... she was selling strawberry. I didn't really want any strawberry, but I couldn't help coming to her and starting asking dumb questions concerning the price. It was so funny even to speak about this barely speakable topic, but we kept smiling. Her smile is sooo cute and enchanting. I was totally fascinated by her. So that I was going to ask if she wants to meet on weekends, but... then some old lady came there and it really disturbed me. Probably it was just an excuse for me because I was quite worried but now it fucks me over. It was the most idiotic thing I've ever done, srsly.

Also this strawberry costed me 13 euros for a fucking kg.

 
Old 07-02-2012, 03:01 PM   #2
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i hope these were some fucking good strawberrys.
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Old 07-02-2012, 03:06 PM   #3
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honesty time: you've always sucked at "real life"

for some reason, you choose to weigh your abilities in dota against your crappy social skills. as if there's some sliding scale that prevents you from being good at both.

you should really consider not measuring yourself using dota as a baseline. the implications here are staggeringly saddening.
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Old 07-02-2012, 03:08 PM   #4
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i dont think so
dota let us(my friend and me)have one more thing to do together,not only football basketball.even us was live in diffent city,we can have fun after the work.
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Old 07-02-2012, 03:09 PM   #5
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aaa our No.1 noob-post-maker Levolaika
 
Old 07-02-2012, 03:09 PM   #6
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Your problems can easily be fixed:
Don't use the internet for a while (a week or two), this includes
- Stop playing any games (this includes DotA obviously)
- don't visit any internetpage for any "fun" related stuff (Includes internet games and forums)

I can help you with the "not visiting this forum" part, just PM me.

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