Why are enemy bots a cohesive team?

Mercarcher · 09-20-2012, 03:10 PM

When your bots are HURR DURR MEEPO JUST GOT A WONDERFUL INITIATE NET POOF IN X4. LETS JUST RUN AWAY WITH FULL HP AND ALL ULTIS UP.

Lord_Talron · 09-20-2012, 03:18 PM

just do wtf mode and get wrecked by them chain casting perfectly

The_Reaping · 09-20-2012, 03:20 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord_Talron

just do wtf mode and get wrecked by them chain casting perfectly

I fucking hate bots. Tiny bot caught a glimpse of me and their entire fucking team blinked on top of me and made me their little bitch.

So much bot rage it's unreal.

Ex_Venomancer · 09-20-2012, 03:24 PM

they are trying to act like us. hurrdurr.

Mercarcher · 09-20-2012, 03:36 PM

I also like the "Doing Roshan" run to jungle and ignore roshan

KuroNeko · 09-20-2012, 03:43 PM

Needs commands like wc3 AI DotA I guess.

*FIGHT AT MID*

*BOT - YELLOW - DEF BOT*

*ALL DEF TOP*

*MID - ORANGE - PUSH MID*

*ALL DEF BASE*

ShowThemHell · 09-20-2012, 03:44 PM

About my ally bots, they chase a full hp hero until the fountain and then die.

Mercarcher · 09-20-2012, 03:47 PM

Hour into this game.

Ally Windrunner still level 11.

... What is this shit valve...

The_Reaping · 09-20-2012, 03:54 PM

It seems as though allied bots are made to be as dumb as spit.

Uncle_Zhuge · 09-20-2012, 04:04 PM

I played once a twenty minutes game.

Bots have no boots at all.

Because the score was 110+ to 5.

It was very satisfying though.

Lord_Talron · 09-20-2012, 04:20 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Reaping

I fucking hate bots. Tiny bot caught a glimpse of me and their entire fucking team blinked on top of me and made me their little bitch.

So much bot rage it's unreal.

i go invis, same milisecond dust is up FML pros arent this good

The_Reaping · 09-20-2012, 04:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord_Talron

i go invis, same milisecond dust is up FML pros arent this good

Fuck it, put iG/Na'Vi up against 5 unfair bots. They'd lose so damn bad xD

Lord_Talron · 09-20-2012, 04:49 PM

xD

they should have a challenge where they unleash the full potential of the bots and see if the worlds top teams can beat them

Semi-Formal · 09-20-2012, 05:06 PM

Enemy bots are a perfect 5 man stack with phenomenal communication and high morale. Can't compete with that.

The_Reaping · 09-20-2012, 05:07 PM

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Originally Posted by Lord_Talron

xD

they should have a challenge where they unleash the full potential of the bots and see if the worlds top teams can beat them

To be fair, even on Unfair, certain heroes, with enough farm, can 1 v 5 and win against them. They'll right-click-follow you instead of unleashing all Hell upon your ass. Kinda funny to have Tidehunter, Kunkka, DK, Windrunner and Skeleton king following you without stunning.

Dacaj · 09-20-2012, 05:16 PM

If you'd queu on EU vs bots, they should type in cyrillic letters, feed and tell you they fucked your mother. The bot experience is supposed to be realistic anyway isn't it.

Alidfe · 09-20-2012, 05:27 PM

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Originally Posted by ShowThemHell

About my ally bots, they chase a full hp hero until the fountain and then die.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mercarcher

When your bots are HURR DURR MEEPO JUST GOT A WONDERFUL INITIATE NET POOF IN X4. LETS JUST RUN AWAY WITH FULL HP AND ALL ULTIS UP.

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Originally Posted by Mercarcher

Hour into this game.

Ally Windrunner still level 11.

... What is this shit valve...

Sounds like regular Dota.

The_Reaping · 09-20-2012, 05:32 PM

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Originally Posted by Dacaj

If you'd queu on EU vs bots, they should type in cyrillic letters, feed and tell you they fucked your mother. The bot experience is supposed to be realistic anyway isn't it.

Oh God I lolled.

Lord_Talron · 09-20-2012, 05:40 PM

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Originally Posted by The_Reaping

To be fair, even on Unfair, certain heroes, with enough farm, can 1 v 5 and win against them. They'll right-click-follow you instead of unleashing all Hell upon your ass. Kinda funny to have Tidehunter, Kunkka, DK, Windrunner and Skeleton king following you without stunning.

im talking about taking ALL the restrictions off the bots except for the ones involved with knowing where you are while invis or in the fog

Ex_Venomancer · 09-20-2012, 06:13 PM

those bots...
good lasthitters.
they don't give me a last hit! crap.
command!!! -- defend base.
ha. ha. huuuhhh... stay at base!

._.

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Lord_Talron Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Complete the Hero 23 Posts: 11,777 Blog Entries: 21	Re: Why are enemy bots a cohesive team? xD they should have a challenge where they unleash the full potential of the bots and see if the worlds top teams can beat them __________________ Sig Suggestion Portfolio This is how we roll

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09-20-2012, 06:13 PM	#20
Ex_Venomancer Member Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: Philippines Posts: 6,923 Blog Entries: 5	Re: Why are enemy bots a cohesive team? those bots... good lasthitters. they don't give me a last hit! crap. command!!! -- defend base. ha. ha. huuuhhh... stay at base! ._. __________________ TSFH Tribute Furanshizu's Contacts Mini-comics! Fill in the dialogue ELWB XV Facebook \| DeviantArt \| Fanfiction.net I've been doomed with tainted fleeces, plunged deeper into my zeal.