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Old 08-03-2009, 07:13 PM   #1
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So.. the other day I was un useast playing some pub games and I had this sniper (this is srsly) say this:

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RandomName (Sniper): man they keep getting away with really low hp.
I ROFL'D SO HARD. I forgot to save the rep though.

Playing today, I had a slar saying:

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RandomOtherName (Slardar): we need some wards for these invis heroes they keep getting away
Again, I was laughing histerically. Has anythign like this happened to any of you?
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Old 08-03-2009, 07:28 PM   #2
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There's always the Rikimaru/Gondar/NA going "HOW CAN THEY SEE MEEEEEEEEEE"
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Old 08-03-2009, 07:30 PM   #3
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There's always the Rikimaru/Gondar/NA going "HOW CAN THEY SEE MEEEEEEEEEE"
I hear this all the time
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Old 08-03-2009, 07:31 PM   #4
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haha yeah.. often time with "hacker?!"
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Old 08-03-2009, 07:33 PM   #5
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darentei: Yo i'm Lich.
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Old 08-03-2009, 07:35 PM   #6
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hmm I don't quite get that one
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Old 08-03-2009, 08:06 PM   #7
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hmm I don't quite get that one
pm darentei and ask him :P
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:06 PM   #8
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Quote:
strygwyr has vision hack
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magna has mirror image???
(he used a bottled illu rune)
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:32 PM   #9
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"lolwtf dazzle haxx he only 5hp and dont die omfg hacker!!11!"
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Old 08-03-2009, 09:34 PM   #10
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"omg dazzle lucker 2 hp" suits better.
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Old 08-04-2009, 03:13 AM   #11
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Random player to Pudge: How did you know I was there?
Pudge : I blind-hooked.
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Old 08-04-2009, 04:26 AM   #12
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TC: fucking hell they always dodge my ulti
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Old 08-04-2009, 05:18 AM   #13
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this only really happens in B.net pubs but it's funny
Magina: What the fuck my ulti is useless how can I make there mana go down!
Me: You have a god damn sange and yasha...
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Old 08-04-2009, 05:25 AM   #14
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Lol one i hear all the time is when a jungler on the other team is low hp and bs is in our team and they scream hacker, or a invis unit
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:25 AM   #15
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1337 (Akasha) : Tiny I need help! I have 2 HP!
1227 (Tiny) : K i toss and ava
1227 has killed his teammate 1337!
1227 has pwned Omg for 250 gold!!
(All) 1337 (Akasha) : !^&%!&%^!& Retarded tiny tossed me
(All) 1227 (Tiny) : You said Let's kill the mirana
(All) 1337 (Akasha) : Retard, don't toss me, the creeps!!
(All) 1227 (Tiny) : It's far too away from you, only you is the valid unit to toss
...1337 (Akasha) has left the game!!!
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:49 AM   #16
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Me: Weaver drop that item!
Weaver: No way... I get x2 Lifesteal for my low HP

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Old 08-04-2009, 10:51 AM   #17
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My signature, happened today while I was laning top with Drow. :-D
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Old 08-04-2009, 11:19 AM   #18
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Was a game where i bought 10 clarity to tiny in a 5v5 game.

enemy: haha lol! 10 clarity, noob.
me: ok.

we won after 15 minutes, i have 2 clarity's left and threads.

ok i made a mistake there... XD. here's one that's "character related".

Was playing with SK and the enemies were at rosh.

(after SK was killed)
Enemies: WTF who let SK get the aegis?
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Old 08-04-2009, 06:08 PM   #19
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Player 1 (Naga Siren): WTF? OMGWTF? IMBA! HACKER... king_james
king_james (Lanaya): ???
Player 1: WHY THE FUCK DON'T YOU GET DAMAGED??!?!?! I HIT YOU so much times!!!! AND THEN YOU GO INVI! AMFFFFFF!!!! FUCKING CHEATER!
king_james: ??????
Player 1 has left the game.
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Old 08-04-2009, 06:27 PM   #20
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Olinea has killed a tower.
no0By-n0oDLeS (Magina): wtf bd
Olinea (Clinkz): WTF GUYS STOP BACKDOORIN UR RUINING GAME
superaznboi69 (Invoker): dude u dont need to do that ur winnin already its 3v4
Olinea (Clinkz): WHOEVER THE HELL IS DOING THAT HAD BETTER STOP RIGHT NOW
xXxBabyKillerxXx (Tidehunter): wtf clinkz why orchid?
no0By-n0oDLeS (Magina): dude please stop
Olinea (Clinkz): Give me one good reason why backdooring is wrong, then
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...
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Olinea has killed a tower.
no0By-n0oDLeS (Magina): w/e im not stayin in this bullshit
no0By-n0oDLeS (Magina) has left the game
superaznboi69 (Invoker): has left the game
Olinea has killed a tower.
hunterkillerdiller (Mirana) has left the game



To this day the only three responses have been "it's unfair", ragequitting, or custom kick.
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Old 08-04-2009, 06:28 PM   #21
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I'm still amused by the pub people that scream "HAAAX" when i come right at them in the forest after they exit the lane and don't appear again.
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Old 08-04-2009, 08:45 PM   #22
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Yo I'm Lich
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Old 08-04-2009, 09:04 PM   #23
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Lol, when someone is laned with techie the odd time you'll get a guy who steps on a bomb and dies then hes like

"WTF WAS THAT? I just got teamed why isn't my team helping"

And there is clearly no one around.

Also against BS he casts that thing that kills you as you move.

The odd time you'll get someone who runs at low hp with that casted and they die then rage quit lol
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:44 PM   #24
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I like to yell in all chat "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH" when I'm playing Jugger.
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Old 08-04-2009, 10:51 PM   #25
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BS saying Panda is hacking cause he missed on almost all of his attacks while being under the effect of Panda's alc.
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Old 08-04-2009, 11:04 PM   #26
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6.60 released:

tree places eye

tree: where did this tree come from?
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Old 08-05-2009, 12:34 AM   #27
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haha i remember something in a pub when someone randomed in the first release of kael.

Player has randomed Kael

Player: Wtf does my skill do?
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Old 08-05-2009, 12:46 AM   #28
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Whenever i end up playing centaur warchief i tend to find myself typing all of his sounds and grunts and rootabegas in all chat. Then when i get kills, i type in all chat "BRADWARDEN SMASH" people usually leave after like 5-10 minutes after i dont shut up.
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Old 08-05-2009, 01:22 AM   #29
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There's the...

Venge: ZOMG WTF HOW YOU KILL ME?!
Luna:

And the

*rampage*
Rylai: OMG WHAT KILLED ME
Enigma: ...
Tinker: Wtf?..
Sand King: Couldn't dagger..
Wind Runner: Buggy game :S
Netherward Level 4: Mauhahaha, I can kill you all with my eyes closed
Thundergod's Wrath Level 3: xD
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Old 08-05-2009, 09:17 AM   #30
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TC: fucking hell they always dodge my ulti
this... ++++ win!!!!
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:03 AM   #31
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I like to yell in all chat "I'M THE JUGGERNAUT BITCH" when I'm playing Jugger.
Good thing you only say that when you are playing juggie..
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Old 08-05-2009, 10:09 AM   #32
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Whenever i end up playing centaur warchief i tend to find myself typing all of his sounds and grunts and rootabegas in all chat. Then when i get kills, i type in all chat "BRADWARDEN SMASH" people usually leave after like 5-10 minutes after i dont shut up.
LOL, I do this with panda except I go "HAIYEEE" "HAIYUUU! "HAIIIYUUUU!!" and when i kill i go "HAIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAH"


When I die I say " Ubuoaaah!"
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when you have an allied techie and they yell "mh mh"
because they are crying too much to write "maph hack" -.-
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Haha i always say "fresh kool-aid" when i use pandaren. he says "Fresh cool ale".
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Old 08-05-2009, 01:26 PM   #35
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LOL, I do this with panda except I go "HAIYEEE" "HAIYUUU! "HAIIIYUUUU!!" and when i kill i go "HAIYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAH"


When I die I say " Ubuoaaah!"
I loled.
One time when i played Alchemist and after i pwned this Axe, i would always say his quotes like "Pitifull" "Your fail to amuse me" or just simply say "Shoved a flask up yo ass!" THey ussually leave
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Old 08-05-2009, 06:50 PM   #36
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My Absolute favorite is -quote 25, Sniper: This..Is..My..BOOMSTICK!!
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6.60 released:

Tree places eye

tree: Where did this tree come from?
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Old 08-05-2009, 07:31 PM   #38
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With every kill i do when playing Axe:

-You Fail To Amuse Me.
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Zeus: my electricity bill is gonna kill me this month.
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Zeus: my electricity bill is gonna kill me this month.

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