I found this at someone's blog from blogspot.com and I thought it was pretty funny so I decide to share it at PlayDota.com
I laughed after re-reading it over and over again.
Dota - Sniper Item Build
Hello, this is a post for Dota players only! I have been playing Dota for quite a few years now. Throughout many games I have played I realized that a lot of players abuses the hero Sniper. People dies and complain about how horrible Sniper is. That's not true, Sniper is a great hero! Well for those of you who are having trouble pwning with Sniper, for the Dota Community service I proudly presents this; my Sniper Item Build guide that will help you find your way into pwning and roaming in every single game of yours playing as Sniper. I am a very experienced player so the item set below is probably the best build for the great hero Sniper.
Dwarven Sniper - Kardel Sharpeye
Kardel Sharpeye is a testament to his weight and height. Using only his horribly honed skills of marksmanship and his trusty machine gun, he systematically destroys none of his opponents from close range. Taking great care to spraying for the most vulnerable of areas, he is capable of severely injuring a mob of enemies, and with a lot of extra time, has been known to simply dispose of an enemy a few multiple shots. His hand gun is equipped with a secondary barrel, capable of launching a short burst of shrapnel at close range, causing no damage.
Vladmir's Offering is no doubt one of the few best items for Sniper, the armor and attack bonuses are just great.
Refresher Orb; the ability to reset your spell cooldowns. Can't finish your opponent off? Refresh your spells with this item and finish your opponent off with assassination.
This is another great item that people always rejects from getting it on Sniper. For those who actually pwns the real way with Sniper, you know you needed this Arcane Ring to spam Assassination. I can't imagine what kind of noobs will not have Arcane Ring for Sniper.
Battlefury, probably one of the few best items that you'll ever get for Sniper. Just can't imagine that 60 bonus damage along with that high hp and mana regeneration that allows you to spam what ever spells you have more rapidly and often.
Whining about Sniper's low HP? Well it's time to stop. With the incredible Hit Point bonus that the Bloodstone gives you, your Sniper can probably tank 1 second more than usual, probably good enough for another kill before death.