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Old 01-19-2010, 06:17 AM   #1
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Smile [Hilarious]Perfect Sniper Item Build List


I found this at someone's blog from blogspot.com and I thought it was pretty funny so I decide to share it at PlayDota.com
I laughed after re-reading it over and over again.

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Dota - Sniper Item Build
Hello, this is a post for Dota players only! I have been playing Dota for quite a few years now. Throughout many games I have played I realized that a lot of players abuses the hero Sniper. People dies and complain about how horrible Sniper is. That's not true, Sniper is a great hero! Well for those of you who are having trouble pwning with Sniper, for the Dota Community service I proudly presents this; my Sniper Item Build guide that will help you find your way into pwning and roaming in every single game of yours playing as Sniper. I am a very experienced player so the item set below is probably the best build for the great hero Sniper.


Dwarven Sniper - Kardel Sharpeye

Background Story:
Kardel Sharpeye is a testament to his weight and height. Using only his horribly honed skills of marksmanship and his trusty machine gun, he systematically destroys none of his opponents from close range. Taking great care to spraying for the most vulnerable of areas, he is capable of severely injuring a mob of enemies, and with a lot of extra time, has been known to simply dispose of an enemy a few multiple shots. His hand gun is equipped with a secondary barrel, capable of launching a short burst of shrapnel at close range, causing no damage.



Vladmir's Offering is no doubt one of the few best items for Sniper, the armor and attack bonuses are just great.



Refresher Orb; the ability to reset your spell cooldowns. Can't finish your opponent off? Refresh your spells with this item and finish your opponent off with assassination.



This is another great item that people always rejects from getting it on Sniper. For those who actually pwns the real way with Sniper, you know you needed this Arcane Ring to spam Assassination. I can't imagine what kind of noobs will not have Arcane Ring for Sniper.



Battlefury, probably one of the few best items that you'll ever get for Sniper. Just can't imagine that 60 bonus damage along with that high hp and mana regeneration that allows you to spam what ever spells you have more rapidly and often.



Whining about Sniper's low HP? Well it's time to stop. With the incredible Hit Point bonus that the Bloodstone gives you, your Sniper can probably tank 1 second more than usual, probably good enough for another kill before death.



The aghanim's Scepter will improve your ult.
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Old 01-19-2010, 06:19 AM   #2
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6 boots > ur build any day of the week
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Old 01-19-2010, 06:24 AM   #3
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Where's two divine rapiers and a blink?
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Old 01-19-2010, 06:24 AM   #4
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can you give me/us the link of that you found it?
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Old 01-19-2010, 06:28 AM   #5
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The ultimate Troll?
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Old 01-19-2010, 06:33 AM   #6
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I thought this was suppose to be funny ...................
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Old 01-19-2010, 06:56 AM   #7
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Not funny.
Battlefury Sniper works.
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Old 01-19-2010, 07:06 AM   #8
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Not incredibly funny but far more amusing than any of the responses in this thread. It lived up to but did not exceed my expectations for this kind of thread.
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Old 01-19-2010, 07:28 AM   #9
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can you give me/us the link of that you found it?
Ken Situ's blog
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:30 AM   #10
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I thought arcane ring on sniper was a good idea.
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Old 01-19-2010, 08:34 AM   #11
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This build might suck and all but this sniper would still own SB's I disable myself for 4 sec and go purple sup ass.
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Old 01-19-2010, 09:26 AM   #12
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Will try.
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Old 01-19-2010, 09:30 AM   #13
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I kinda miss Vanguard and SnY
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Old 01-19-2010, 09:56 AM   #14
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either move to comedy, or prefarably, close this shit.
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Old 01-19-2010, 10:55 AM   #15
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vladimirs lifesteal only works for melee heroes
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Old 01-19-2010, 10:59 AM   #16
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This build might suck and all but this sniper would still own SB's I disable myself for 4 sec and go purple sup ass.
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Old 01-19-2010, 11:01 AM   #17
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vladimirs lifesteal only works for melee heroes
psh, you're obviously obsolete, everyone knows when the +damage aura was introduced, the lifesteal aura was changed from melee only, to melee and ranged.
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Old 01-19-2010, 11:03 AM   #18
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wat boots do i hav to use ??? i try dis build
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Old 01-19-2010, 11:04 AM   #19
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^ you nid nike's
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Old 01-19-2010, 11:19 AM   #20
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^^ Boots are for losers.
You're not running from anyone with this build, and you'r not in a hurry for some killing, then there's no reason for boots.

And you got no empty space in the inventory, anyway
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Old 01-19-2010, 11:41 AM   #21
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psh, you're obviously obsolete, everyone knows when the +damage aura was introduced, the lifesteal aura was changed from melee only, to melee and ranged.
wtf i didnt know this. vladimir is imba now?!
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Old 01-19-2010, 11:47 AM   #22
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4/10.
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Old 01-19-2010, 05:46 PM   #23
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Nice item build, maybe it works at -aremomwtf.

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Old 01-19-2010, 06:09 PM   #24
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nt fnny n bttlfry wrks



n y u dnt lik th way i writ?
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wtf i didnt know this. vladimir is imba now?!
they also stack linearly now. 2x vlad = 32% lifesteal, 30% dmg and +10 armor. my friends and i all get one on every hero.
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Old 01-20-2010, 09:03 PM   #26
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they also stack linearly now. 2x vlad = 32% lifesteal, 30% dmg and +10 armor. my friends and i all get one on every hero.
O! I do that. It's really awesome.



Wait what?
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Old 01-21-2010, 01:39 AM   #27
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Old 01-21-2010, 03:26 AM   #28
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I'll use this build and know that I'll somehow still stomp the shit out of a pup
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Old 01-21-2010, 06:50 AM   #29
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Would have been better without the basic grammatical errors.
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Old 01-22-2010, 01:31 AM   #30
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they also stack linearly now. 2x vlad = 32% lifesteal, 30% dmg and +10 armor. my friends and i all get one on every hero.
imo you should also stack the vlads on your heroes. get 2 ricer that farm 5x vlad and let your supporter get another vlad. you have over 9000 armor and lifesteal and dmg now, but nukes own you. so someone should make a pipe. btw do pipes stack too? if yes imo mass vlad and mass pipe is the way to go.
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Old 01-22-2010, 09:17 AM   #31
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The devotion aura doesn't stack you fucking noob, any idea how fking imbalanced that shit would be? retard.
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Old 01-22-2010, 11:00 AM   #32
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Lol! Hahaha
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