Another Dota nutty story season 2! Complete!

[shippoukitsune]

Here's the link for the chapters:
Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
Chapter 6
Chapter 7
Chapter 8
Chapter 9
Chapter 10
Chapter 11
Chapter 12
Chapter 13
Chapter 14
Chapter 15
Chapter 16
Chapter 17
Chapter 18
Chapter 19


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Title : Another Dota nutty story season 2!
Aunthor : Shippoukitsune (For other forums/ign/blog I'm known as Bluedrake)
Genre : Humor/comedy/Mild violence/ slight swearing
Synopsis : It has been a few months since the last event occurred in season 1, what will Furion do to keep his hotel alive now??
Character involved : Most of the Dota heroes and some requested celebrities...

Chapter 1 : The beginning of the end.

It had been a few months since "The Battle of The Knights" event and Furion together with his crew were not doing any business at all in the broken-down hotel. One by one the crew began to leave Furion's hotel in search of greater job opurtunities and eventually, the hotel is now abandoned with a bankrupt-looking Furion begging on the streets for gold. However, the landlord, Leragas had decided to keep the hotel in his land as he had other plans with it though. Modern reality TV shows had made Leragas come up with this crazy idea of getting a group of Dota heroes to share in a hotel and deal with whatever weird things that might happen.

The six of the Dota heroes that was choose for this "nutty" idea were:

1) Purist. The only normal, born leader hero
2) Rhasta. A drug addicted hero
3) Tinker An extreme maniac/lunatic hero
4) Lina. The sexy heroin
5) Terrorblade. The anti-social loser
6) Slithice. The only underage/innocent-looking hero

And so, the 6 heroes walked to the location of the secret shop with each carrying their belonging (except for Lina as she seduced Tinker to carry her luggage...). Tinker was having a bad time trying to carry everything, especially when he had brought all his crazy machinaries with him. The 6 of them looked at the exterior design of the hotel and their jaw dropped apart when they saw it...

Purist : This is the famous Furion's hotel back in 3 months ago?!?! It was nothing like this!?!?
Lina : What the hell happened? Did a tornado passed through the hotel??
Tinker : This wasn't how I constructed the building back then...
Slithice : How can anyone live in this heap of junk?
Terrorblade : If it wasn't for the money I've been promised at the end of the season, I would have left right away!!
Rhasta : What are you guys talking about? The hotel looks nice...

Drugs were causing Rhasta to see things differently from reality. The hotel was partially demolished until there are 3 stories left with all the windows cracked and busted. The garden around the hotel was in a pathetic state and Furion could be seen wearing beggar-style clothes while he slept in a rusted shopping trolley dumped into the overgrown grass.

Purist : The hotel is not nice, Rhasta. I was told that we can live in luxury with everything provided!
Slithice : Let's calm down guys. Everything might be different from the inside.
Terrorblade : It better be! But with my dad looking like shit and sleep in the shopping trolley, I figured out that the condition of the hotel will be like shit as well!!

As Purist opened the main door, everyone went in cautiously, praying that they will see a grand deluxe interior design or something. As the went in, everyone split up and looked around the hotel. Terrorblade and Slithice was the first to find the toilet...

Slithice : What the hell is that smell!?!? Even shit doesn't smell that bad!!
Terrorblade : I hate you Slithice, Always so optimistic and look what have your optimisticsm has brought us!
Slithice : Well, at least it has a bathtub, a toiler and tap water. Also there is a huge set of growing mold sticking on the wall...

Terrorblade took a deep breath as he opened the toilet lid slowly and both of them yelled in unison as they see what's inside the toilet bowl. It was as bad as the toilet seen in horror shows and the stench was so horrible up to the point they need to cover back the toilet with the lid...

Slithice : EWWW!!! That's disgusting!! It looks like Pudge's mutated shit in there...
Terrrorblade : And you will not be coming out until you cleaned it!! (Ran out of the toilet and locked the door...)
Slithice : HEY!!

Elsewhere, Purist and Tinker found the living room. There was a set of furniture that doesn't match at all, the table had only three legs to support and the worst part of the all, the room was covered with cobweb and spiders as big as the broodmother's spiderling could be seen hanging around there...

Purist : They are really expecting us to live in this dump?!?! The hotel wasn't like this back then!!
Tinker : My masterpiece has turned into a junkyard, great...
Purist : Hey, where is Rhasta anyway??
Tinker : I saw him going to the kitchens just now,

The kitchen. It's just as disgusting as any other part of the hotel (perhaps even worse since Pudge had been using that place...) but Rhasta doesn't seem to mind. Opening the cleaning cupboard, his face lighted up in excitement...

Rhasta : JACKPOT!! Chemicals... This is going to be good materials to help me get high tonight. With just a little spell and correct mixture, I will be going to a one way trip to Mars...

While Rhasta was busy playing with the detergents and bleach, someone else could be heard coming into the hotel. It was Furion, the old fart who provided the accommodation. As he head towards the living room, he saw Purist and Tinker staring around the room...

Furion : Like the hotel so far?
Purist : Wait a minute!! Where is the luxury and facilities that we were promised??
Furion : That brochure was used in the grand opening of the hotel, remember?? As you all know, I wasn't making any money at all and went into bankruptcy as well. Anyway, the rent will be 300 gold pieces a week and if it's not paid straight away, I will send the sentinels to have a word with you all...
Tinker : 300 gold pieces a week for this junkhouse!?!?!
Furion : Oh, I'm so sorry. What I meant was 300 gold pieces a week for EACH person! Everyone except Lina, who wants to pay the alternate way. And the phone you see over there? It only works between 2 a.m. to 2.12 a.m....
Lina : (came into the living room...) Is it time to pay for rental??
Tinker : Damn, that's unfair!!

Lina was standing behind Furion, looking seductive. The two of them left the group while Purist and Tinker were still staring at the hideous house. How are they going to live through this?? As Terrorblade and Slithice rejoined the group in the living room, weird sounds and moanings could be heard...

Slithice : What's that damn noise!?
Purist : Lina's rental payment method... Not for us though, unless you are gay...
Tinker : So did you guys hear the rules??
Slithice : Unfortunately yes...
Tinker : If only I have the golds to rebuild this hotel, too bad I'm too broke to even pay the rent for now...
Terrorblade : This is just great. I'm stuck in this shithouse, with the people I hate and my dad's a pimp now!!
Everyone else : SHUT UP!!

Later on, the six new housemates were sitting around the living room eating cup noodles, cooked by Tinker's Laser. Lina was however enjoying a really nice looking roast chicken with wine for dinner...

Lina : Isn't Furion lovely? He ordered this meal specially for me and you guys should have seen the room he saved for me. Even five star can't compar---
Slithice : Can you stop boasting about it?!?!
Terrorblade : I say we kill her tonight and jack all her luxury!
Purist : Too bad we can't do that. The show needs a sexy housemate so we can pull in viewers to watch the show...
Rhasta : Screw this!!! (Throws his dinner on the floor and took out a shisha to smoke...) That's better...
Tinker : I can already tell that this will be the beginning of the end of our life and we will end up like dead sushi...
Slithice : Hey!! Could you not talk about sushi in front of a naga?!?!
EVeryone else : Whatever....

And so this is the end of their first day. Can the six of them survive living under one roof or even get along?? Don't forget to check out the next chapter!!

(it's quite short for the first chapter but this will be the introduction before I start to write out each chapter's event. Like a TV series, there is no continuation of each chapter, and therefore I could have as many chapters as I want and I can end it whenever I feel like it )

[willalwaybenoob]

YEAHS! Finally season 2 is out!

[invul_nerable]

Lina moaning? what are you pointing out here? if this is what im thinking, that old fart does not deserve that pleasure

[shippoukitsune]

The old fart has become corrupted and dirty minded after his business went bankrupt. As u see, I didn't really explain what they all did, so it's up to you guys to figure it out

[Kriegskanzler]

Woohoo! Season 2 is out!

[ophi13]

nice concept. Dota heroes in big brother. xD
write more. )

[The Berserker]

that Fidelity lesson with Leragas didn't last for long

[Kriegskanzler]

Furion actually went for the worse, as far as I see it.

[Sonic_Stream]

FTW for Terrorblade my favourite character and funny loser
Add Silencer as well?

EDIT: wait? Where is Mirana? Did she dumped Furion?

[Fire525]

^Probably. She must be with Neo now. O.o

[shippoukitsune]

Title : Another Dota nutty story season 2!
Aunthor : Shippoukitsune (For other forums/ign/blog I'm known as Bluedrake)
Genre : Humor/comedy/Mild violence/ slight swearing
Synopsis : It has been a few months since the last event occurred in season 1, what will Furion do to keep his hotel alive now??
Character involved : Most of the Dota heroes and some requested celebrities...

Chapter 2 : Meet your makers

About a week after moving in, our heroes had finally turned the junk hotel a little more hospitable than before and starting to bring more their stuff into the place. It was Friday night and everyone had gathered in the living room doing nothing. Tinker had bought a new can of coke and managed to balance it on top of Rhasta's head. Rhasta, who was too busy smelling chemicals was too high on drugs to noticed anything...

Tinker : Bet with you all 10 gold coins that I can shoot off the can on Rhasta's head!!
Lina : No way man, you are a crappy range hero!
Tinker : Watch me then!!

Tinker took aim and began firing his laser skill. The first shot missed entirely by at least a meter. He then tried again but this time, it hit Rhasta's shisha and fried all the chemicals he was smelling, which causes Rhasta to snap back into reality though...

Rhasta : My SHISHA!!! What have you done, mon!?!?! (Started to talk incoherently...) You bastard, sadist piece of animal!! You-- you-- Hey, where am I again??
Purist : Will you stop smoking those chemicals for Elune's sake?! WHy can't we ever have some normal conversation around here? Something deep any meaningful...
Terrorblade : It's because all of you are numbskulls! I'm amazed none of you ended up like Maverick the Gambler!!
Slithice : Now that's something I have always been wondering, what happened to him by the way??
Lina : From all I know, he only played as a cameo around Azeroth due to his shitty skill. Everyone from Sentinel and Scourge rejected that loser and then he simply disappeared...
Rhasta : That's a lie mon... He was assassinated by Furion due to their similar features, that was a time when everyone has been talking about Furion and his clone...
Tinker : That's nonsense!! My goblin friends got some inside info saying Icefrog killed Maverick himself!

The mention of that name stops the conversation in the room for a brief while. Stories of the a man wearing black suit, carrying a briefcase with an Ice Frog logo were something of an urban legend in Azeroth. However, most people did not really know whether Ice Frog exists or not...

Terrorblade : Ice Frog my foot!! Everyone knows that he is just a fairy tale!
Slithice : Is Ice Frog the thing that looks like giant rock-golem standing in the middle of nowhere?
Lina : That's Roshan, you idiot! But I have to agree with Terrorblade with this.
Rhasta : Ice Frog does exist mon!! When I was smoking some joint back then, I saw him doing backflips in my toilet...
Purist : I did see Ice Frog myself myself for real. Unlike Rhasta's retarded delusional story.
Tinker : Right, and I'm the Tinkerbell from Peter Pan
Purist : I did see him!! And my evil clone was there too!
Lina : Evil clone??
Purist : It's Abaddon damn it!!
Lina : Right, carry on then...

Flashback to a few months (or dota version) previously...

An earlier version of Purist and Abbadon were seen beating up a two of new Dota heroes that just joined the war in Azeroth. The new heroes was none other than Ancient Apparition and Slark the Murlock Nightcrawler...

Purist : Noobs like you should not be here!! It's a place where professional fight!
Abaddon : Why don't the both of you go back to your mummies and never come back!?

As they were still beating the crap out of the two new heroes, a spirit suddenly emerged out of Kaldr and it was none other than Ice Frog, the man that wears a black suit, carrying a briefcase with an Ice Frog logo...

Ice Frog : Having fun beating up new heroes eh? I'm busy testing them out and the two of you numbskulls is delaying me from bringing them to azeroth with your nonsense!
Purist : Oh shit!! Mr. Ice Frog, we were uh... just hanging out and trying to welcome this two new guys...
Abaddon : Please don't hurt us...
Ice Frog : Parish, in the light of judgment!!

In response, Ice Frog took out a laptop and typed some mumbo jumbo code, killing Purist and Abaddon instantly. When the two of them revived at the altar, their attacker had vanished into thin air...

Tinker : That's the worst bullshit I've ever heard in my life!
Purist : Oh yeah!? I'm going to prove his existence and then I will challenge him for a rematch again!! Nobody kills me twice!!
Terrorblade : Screw your imaginations! And how the heck are you suppose to find this legendary Ice Frog?
Purist : I have team-ed up with a few paranormal investigators to help me out look out for him. There is no way he can escape from me now!!

Before the other heroes can beat up Purist for his stupid delusions, the hotel doorbell rang and Terrorblade went down to answer it...

Slithice : Please be nice to the people you meet this time!!
Terrorblade : Screw you!! I will kill the person who's ringing the damn bell!! (Opened the door)

It was Luna Moonfang and Nortrom the Silencer at the door. They lived across the street and they had come to welcome their new neighbours. Unlike the new neighbours, the couple were really nice and pleasant people...

Luna : Hi, we are your neighbours. I'm sure you have seen me before in the battleground.
Terrorblade : Hell yea, I remember you showering me to death with Eclipse!
Nortrom : Aw man, get over with the grudge already. Anyway, welcome to the neighbourhood. Nice to to meet you
Luna : I guess you must be Terrorblade, Magina's brother. I've heard a lot of stories from people saying how mean and cruel you are compared to your brother but I bet you are really a nice guy if you can make it into this reality show...
Terrorblade : Let me tell you something, I've been reading "1001 fun ways to kill someone using your fingers" and I've been waiting to use method #463. The two of you looks like suitable victims...
Luna : Good grief, is it me or it's getting late?? We should be going off now!
Nortrom : Uh... Yeah! See you next time, BYE!!!

The couple took off screaming in fear after their encounter with Terrorblade. Back in the hotel, Terrorblade lied to them saying that it was just the postman. Purist was ready to go off and meet his paranormal investigators...

Purist : Alright guys, I'm going off to prove Ice Frog's existence to Azeroth. Who's with me!!!
Tinker : Sorry man, tonight is movie night and I would rather stay at home watching "Fringe" than looking for a non-existing myth
Lina : I'm not going as well. I'm going to Scourge party and try to seduce someone rich...
Rhasta : Sorry mon, I will be busy making myself a new Shisha. It's been 20 minutes since I had taken my last doze of drugs. More than half an hour and I will go into depression...
Slithice : What is there for you to be depressed about?
Tinker : He will eventually remember that he took the wrong class back when he was young. Instead of learning chemistry, he took the black magic class...
Purist : Screw all of you, all of you will be begging me to make you famous once I make my name in the history book of Azeroth!!

And so, Purist went out on his own to meet up with Traxex and Rexxar. They had formed a team as the paranormal investigators as their additional job when they had nothing else to do. Rexxar was the believer in all these weird paranormal crap while Traxex just joined in for the sake of the gold...

Rexxar : Hey Purist, what do you want us to investigate this time? The sudden disappearance of Maverick the Gambler or the legendary Ancient Hydra??
Purist : No, not that. I am in search for Ice Frog, the man that wears a black suit, carrying a briefcase with an Ice Frog logo...
Traxex : I can't believe that you actually believed that Ice Frog exists...
Rexxar : Aw come on, we all knew Ice Frog exist! Furion and his crew claimed that they saw him!
Traxex : You would actually believe those jokers?? I could have claimed Horatio Caine came and arrested me for molesting Rikimaru. Wait... That did happen...
Rexxar : You see! I told you that everything will eventually happen as long as we believe in it!
Traxex : And tell me this, after 3 years of working as paranormal investogators, how come we have not made any paranormal sightings yet??
Purist : Hang on!!! You are saying the two of you have yet to make any successful paranormal discovery after all these time?!
Rexxar : These things takes time man. They don't just happen in front of us...

While the duo argued about the existence of paranormal activities, Purist was pissed off for not making any reference before hiring them to look for Ice Frog. Maverick the Gambler happened to walk pass them but everyone was too busy arguing to spot him. A few moments later, the Ancient Hydra happened to pass by as well but again it was unnoticed. Getting fed up with the argument, Purist decided to try something new...

Purist : OHMYGOD, it's your clone sister, Alleria!!
Traxex : GET HER AWAY FROM ME!!! She's here to take over my role as a Drow Ranger and then she will start the world domination plan!!!
Purist : Say's from the person that do not believe in crazy stuff...
Rexxar : Purist was just bullshitting you by the way...
Traxex : Screw that joke Purist!!! You nearly gave me a heart attack! I'm telling you, Alleria is evil!!
Purist : Come on, get a sense of humor will you?
Rexxar : This is getting lame...

After another 3 hours had passed uneventfully, Purist was bored listening to Traxex and Rexxar discuss about Maverick the Gambler. Surprisingly, Ice Frog did passed by a split second and as usual, no one saw it. Finally, getting sick of hunting out Ice Frog and meeting with Azeroth's least successful paranormal investigators, Purist went home feeling pissed off that he was unable to proves the existence of Ice Frog.

Will Purist finally give up on looking for our legendary Ice Frog? Join us next time for more Dota nutty adventures

[willalwaybenoob]

Haha, Evil alleria.

[Fire525]

LOL. Icefrog exists!

[Kriegskanzler]

Hahahaha!!!! Ice Frog! Woohoo!

[The Berserker]

what the hell!? Luna and Nortrom got scared of TB!

[jops123]

Never imagined that Luna will be the wife of Nortrom.
Luna should have eclipse Tb to death when he threaten them.

[Omega_P]

Epic.

[Sonic_Stream]

Originally Posted by jops123

Never imagined that Luna will be the wife of Nortrom.
Luna should have eclipse Tb to death when he threaten them.

Sunder => Eclipse, LOL

[jops123]

Originally Posted by killjogging1256

Sunder => Eclipse, LOL

Ummmm..... Global Silence anyone???
But then again I didn't mention Nortrom only Luna so your correct.

[AncientRune]

lol
icefrog is havin a walk..
when will be the next update?