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Title : Another Dota nutty story season 2!
Aunthor : Shippoukitsune (For other forums/ign/blog I'm known as Bluedrake)
Genre : Humor/comedy/Mild violence/ slight swearing
Synopsis : It has been a few months since the last event occurred in season 1, what will Furion do to keep his hotel alive now??
Character involved : Most of the Dota heroes and some requested celebrities...
Chapter 1 : The beginning of the end.
It had been a few months since "The Battle of The Knights" event and Furion together with his crew were not doing any business at all in the broken-down hotel. One by one the crew began to leave Furion's hotel in search of greater job opurtunities and eventually, the hotel is now abandoned with a bankrupt-looking Furion begging on the streets for gold. However, the landlord, Leragas had decided to keep the hotel in his land as he had other plans with it though. Modern reality TV shows had made Leragas come up with this crazy idea of getting a group of Dota heroes to share in a hotel and deal with whatever weird things that might happen.
The six of the Dota heroes that was choose for this "nutty" idea were:
1) Purist. The only normal, born leader hero
2) Rhasta. A drug addicted hero
3) Tinker An extreme maniac/lunatic hero
4) Lina. The sexy heroin
5) Terrorblade. The anti-social loser
6) Slithice. The only underage/innocent-looking hero
And so, the 6 heroes walked to the location of the secret shop with each carrying their belonging (except for Lina as she seduced Tinker to carry her luggage...). Tinker was having a bad time trying to carry everything, especially when he had brought all his crazy machinaries with him. The 6 of them looked at the exterior design of the hotel and their jaw dropped apart when they saw it...
Purist : This is the famous Furion's hotel back in 3 months ago?!?! It was nothing like this!?!?
Lina : What the hell happened? Did a tornado passed through the hotel??
Tinker : This wasn't how I constructed the building back then...
Slithice : How can anyone live in this heap of junk?
Terrorblade : If it wasn't for the money I've been promised at the end of the season, I would have left right away!!
Rhasta : What are you guys talking about? The hotel looks nice...
Drugs were causing Rhasta to see things differently from reality. The hotel was partially demolished until there are 3 stories left with all the windows cracked and busted. The garden around the hotel was in a pathetic state and Furion could be seen wearing beggar-style clothes while he slept in a rusted shopping trolley dumped into the overgrown grass.
Purist : The hotel is not nice, Rhasta. I was told that we can live in luxury with everything provided!
Slithice : Let's calm down guys. Everything might be different from the inside.
Terrorblade : It better be! But with my dad looking like shit and sleep in the shopping trolley, I figured out that the condition of the hotel will be like shit as well!!
As Purist opened the main door, everyone went in cautiously, praying that they will see a grand deluxe interior design or something. As the went in, everyone split up and looked around the hotel. Terrorblade and Slithice was the first to find the toilet...
Slithice : What the hell is that smell!?!? Even shit doesn't smell that bad!!
Terrorblade : I hate you Slithice, Always so optimistic and look what have your optimisticsm has brought us!
Slithice : Well, at least it has a bathtub, a toiler and tap water. Also there is a huge set of growing mold sticking on the wall...
Terrorblade took a deep breath as he opened the toilet lid slowly and both of them yelled in unison as they see what's inside the toilet bowl. It was as bad as the toilet seen in horror shows and the stench was so horrible up to the point they need to cover back the toilet with the lid...
Slithice : EWWW!!! That's disgusting!! It looks like Pudge's mutated shit in there...
Terrrorblade : And you will not be coming out until you cleaned it!! (Ran out of the toilet and locked the door...)
Slithice : HEY!!
Elsewhere, Purist and Tinker found the living room. There was a set of furniture that doesn't match at all, the table had only three legs to support and the worst part of the all, the room was covered with cobweb and spiders as big as the broodmother's spiderling could be seen hanging around there...
Purist : They are really expecting us to live in this dump?!?! The hotel wasn't like this back then!!
Tinker : My masterpiece has turned into a junkyard, great...
Purist : Hey, where is Rhasta anyway??
Tinker : I saw him going to the kitchens just now,
The kitchen. It's just as disgusting as any other part of the hotel (perhaps even worse since Pudge had been using that place...) but Rhasta doesn't seem to mind. Opening the cleaning cupboard, his face lighted up in excitement...
Rhasta : JACKPOT!! Chemicals... This is going to be good materials to help me get high tonight. With just a little spell and correct mixture, I will be going to a one way trip to Mars...
While Rhasta was busy playing with the detergents and bleach, someone else could be heard coming into the hotel. It was Furion, the old fart who provided the accommodation. As he head towards the living room, he saw Purist and Tinker staring around the room...
Furion : Like the hotel so far?
Purist : Wait a minute!! Where is the luxury and facilities that we were promised??
Furion : That brochure was used in the grand opening of the hotel, remember?? As you all know, I wasn't making any money at all and went into bankruptcy as well. Anyway, the rent will be 300 gold pieces a week and if it's not paid straight away, I will send the sentinels to have a word with you all...
Tinker : 300 gold pieces a week for this junkhouse!?!?!
Furion : Oh, I'm so sorry. What I meant was 300 gold pieces a week for EACH person! Everyone except Lina, who wants to pay the alternate way. And the phone you see over there? It only works between 2 a.m. to 2.12 a.m....
Lina : (came into the living room...) Is it time to pay for rental??
Tinker : Damn, that's unfair!!
Lina was standing behind Furion, looking seductive. The two of them left the group while Purist and Tinker were still staring at the hideous house. How are they going to live through this?? As Terrorblade and Slithice rejoined the group in the living room, weird sounds and moanings could be heard...
Slithice : What's that damn noise!?
Purist : Lina's rental payment method... Not for us though, unless you are gay...
Tinker : So did you guys hear the rules??
Slithice : Unfortunately yes...
Tinker : If only I have the golds to rebuild this hotel, too bad I'm too broke to even pay the rent for now...
Terrorblade : This is just great. I'm stuck in this shithouse, with the people I hate and my dad's a pimp now!!
Everyone else : SHUT UP!!
Later on, the six new housemates were sitting around the living room eating cup noodles, cooked by Tinker's Laser. Lina was however enjoying a really nice looking roast chicken with wine for dinner...
Lina : Isn't Furion lovely? He ordered this meal specially for me and you guys should have seen the room he saved for me. Even five star can't compar---
Slithice : Can you stop boasting about it?!?!
Terrorblade : I say we kill her tonight and jack all her luxury!
Purist : Too bad we can't do that. The show needs a sexy housemate so we can pull in viewers to watch the show...
Rhasta : Screw this!!! (Throws his dinner on the floor and took out a shisha to smoke...) That's better...
Tinker : I can already tell that this will be the beginning of the end of our life and we will end up like dead sushi...
Slithice : Hey!! Could you not talk about sushi in front of a naga?!?!
EVeryone else : Whatever....
And so this is the end of their first day. Can the six of them survive living under one roof or even get along?? Don't forget to check out the next chapter!!
(it's quite short for the first chapter but this will be the introduction before I start to write out each chapter's event. Like a TV series, there is no continuation of each chapter, and therefore I could have as many chapters as I want and I can end it whenever I feel like it