Hey guys, wrote short wtf, because I'm bored.
???: Hello everyone! Welcome to the dota chat show! I'm your host & interviewer, Wabn!
*Take out small paper*
Wabn: Today our topic is....Dota fetishes....we will be asking the dota heroes what their fetish is!
*Gondar walks in*
Wabn: Hey Gondar, why don't you take a seat?
Wabn: Now Gondar, today we are going to interview on what your fetish is.
Gondar: That's sort of personal.
Wabn: That's why I'm giving you this big bag of gold if you start talking.
Gondar: Money? Oh sure, um...okay then...I guess I have a fetish for rape.
Gondar: Yeah, you know, I like chasing someone down and then I like pushing her down and force my way in.
Wabn: That's sounds horribly wrong, but that's the exact answer I wanted. Thanks Gondar, you can leave now. Have this gold.
*Gondar takes the bag of gold and walks off*
Wabn: Hey, Lina, welcome to the show! Sit down.
Wabn: Okay, Lina, you can have this bag of gold, if you tell us your fetish.
Lina: My fetish? Please, you don't even need to pay me for me to tell you.
Wabn: Okay...what's your fetish?
Lina:I like sleeping with strangers.
Wabn: I see.
Lina: I'm a slut and I get this thrill when I sleep with someone that I don't even know.
Wabn: Okay....here...take this bag and leave.
*Lina takes gold and leave*
Wabn: Up next is....
*Rotund'jere walks in*
Wabn: Ah, Rotund, why don't you come over here and take a seat.
Rotund: What for?
Wabn: THis large bag of gold.
Rotund: Oh, sure then.
Wabn: Now Rotund, tell us your fetish.
Rotund: My fetish? Hm...I guess I have necrophilia.
Wabn: That was predictable, you like seeing people die.
Wabn: Here take this bag of gold.
*Yunero spins his way in*
Yunero: I am as graceful as the swan, as deadly as the praying mantis, as intellegent as the...
Wabn: Yunero, come here and sit down.
Yunero: Nah, I'll just stand here.
Wabn: Fine. Why don't you tell me your fetish, and I'll give you this bag of gold.
Yunero: You're real creepy, handing people money to know their fetish.
Wabn: This is a talk show!
Yunero: Fine. I guess...my fetish...hm...well I have dark fantasies of sleeping with axe.
Wabn: You're gay?
Yunero: I don't know! Blame yourself! You're the writer!
Wabn: WTF are you talking about! You brokeback!
YUnero: Fuck you then!
*Snatches gold and runs*
*Mangix walks in*
Mangix: Hey there! YOu want some ale?
Wabn: No thanks, Mangix, but what's your fetish? If you tell me I'll give this bag of gold.
Mangix: Me? My deepest fetish is that I like little kids.
Wabn: You're a pedophile?
Wabn:Wait...your're a bear...and your a pedophile...you're pedobear!
Mangix: Drat! How did you know?! Now I must reveal my true identity! ROOOOAAAR!
*Mangix has evolved into pedobear!*
*Show ends abruptedly*