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Old 09-04-2010, 04:29 PM   #1
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This is gona take around 10 min, so sit down and breath.
Here we go:

So, you started a pub, another one after some terrible games with lots of flammers, leavers and feeders.
In the chat you already understand that the players are not retarded, they look like experienced players and have a good talk until the host finish checking ping and reducing delay/tunneling.

The game start and the first thing u can read:GL HF. (I hope so) u think.

You write: -random in the -apso game, after several games think what hero you want is just so hard.

You randomed earthshaker and one of your teammates randomed chen.
Surprise!, he dont says: swap or repick, instead he buys a chiken and shares it with the team.

you go top lane with some tangoes clarity`s and some extra stats.
Another surprise!, ur lanemate, POTM, results to be a skilled player, at 5 min you managed to get FB with a very good arrow. The game continues, after 10 min the scoreboard is 13/15, very close to each other, you and ur team know that if you and your team dont push fast enought the games is lost, the have a stronger late game set, and them dont look stupid enought to fail, this pimp you up and made you focus on the game, this isn´t another stupid pub, this games is full of good players and that makes you want to win it.

After ganking naga siren, their main carry that at 20 min have already finished manta, you proced to push, 5v4 in advantage, now or never, sadly, U dont have dagger due to the ganks in your lane that made you back, but you are there ready to help. But it goes wrong, leviathan releases his ulty and a invi rune brood appers from the back, your team try to diseable them but silencer releases his ultimate and now you are in panic, you fail ur fisure trying to stop brood who already had a bkb but no one had noticed it.

And last naga siren appears after the respawn time and kills sven, your last hero alive.

After that you feel bad, that was not supossed to happen.
Now they are pushing and the gold that they got from the last push made them even more strong.

Witch doctor revives and fastly goes mid lane trying to stop the push, but failed, they saw him and proceded to chase him like a dog, ur team came there trying to help, but not much to be done, brood slows sven that cant stun BKBed brood and naga ilus are raping the whole team, they try to scape and are close enought to do it.

Naga uses ulty, mirana and Witch doctor fall asleep, they proced to come close enought to them, Brood brings her spiderlings and try to block them for when they wake up.

Something heaths is you, you did not come to def because you was waiting 20 seconds in base to get gold enough for your dagger.


DAGGER + C


A yellow flash fulls the screen, some godblessed waves come of anywhere, destroying damaging, killing,burning everything, a lighing yellow power that gave you a ultrakill, A fucking miracle covered in bull skin, sven proceds to lasthit naga siren that try to scape with 200 hp.

My first f$&ng climax playing dota.

Now do nothing, waiting at chat, in 3 seconds messages of your team mantes
made you think how fucking awesome you are, by that time pitlord was alive, and proced to teleport you, mirana and sven to both lane where creeps where near to last tower, in 45 seconds we managed to take down tower rax and up tower and destroy up melee rax.

With that and some split push we managed to win the game.
Just wana share this
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Old 09-04-2010, 04:32 PM   #2
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You brought a tear to my eye.
I have NEVER got a game like this.
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Old 09-04-2010, 04:39 PM   #3
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I shed a tear..


What a beautiful and cool... story.. br- gah! I cannot go through with the meme!

Impressive story, soldier!
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Old 09-04-2010, 04:45 PM   #4
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Sigh.

If only.

If only more pubs were like this.
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Old 09-04-2010, 04:45 PM   #5
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tl;butreaditanyway.
Nice story :x .

I'd rather lose a game like this, than win another pubstomp.
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Old 09-04-2010, 05:08 PM   #6
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Riveting tale, chap. My congratulation.

Edit: also, replay is needed.
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Old 09-04-2010, 05:09 PM   #7
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nice one (:
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Old 09-04-2010, 05:12 PM   #8
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God, that's some tale.

This is the first time I've read something so worthwhile, something you can cherish. If only there was a replay to view the awesomeness of those pub players...
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Old 09-04-2010, 05:14 PM   #9
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my posts are über bugged lol.


cool story bro.
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Old 09-04-2010, 05:17 PM   #10
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Ive never had a dota game that was so good.
Ive had a better hon game tho.The pubs over there are much less retarded (atleast in the 1700 bracket).
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Old 09-04-2010, 05:21 PM   #11
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Replay or it was just a fantasy like you have of having sex with Megan fox.
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Old 09-04-2010, 05:21 PM   #12
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replay or didnt happen.

lol joke i thought it was somekind of sex-based story cause of the title
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Old 09-04-2010, 05:22 PM   #13
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THAT is the reason we all play DotA, we go through hundreds and hundreds of games hoping we can get such a game. Personally I've been there a few times~

But Grats man -^_^-
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Old 09-04-2010, 05:23 PM   #14
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Your title is very misleading

Cool story brah
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Old 09-04-2010, 05:25 PM   #15
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replay or it didn't happen
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Old 09-04-2010, 05:35 PM   #16
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once i owned as balanar.

my dad asked me to buy drinks outside

when i returned we lost.

friend ranted at me, said why did i left.

never realized 80% of everything was done by me.
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Old 09-04-2010, 05:52 PM   #17
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Replay plox
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Old 09-04-2010, 06:16 PM   #18
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uhhh ok
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Old 09-04-2010, 06:18 PM   #19
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Great title. Ok story. We need more of them.
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Old 09-04-2010, 06:20 PM   #20
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I know why is this thread's name like this.

SUCH A GAME
IS LIKE A LONG, GOOD SEX.
OP had an orgasm, apparently.
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Old 09-04-2010, 06:21 PM   #21
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Sounds like average PDGG game. Join a clan or league, you'll have these everyday.
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Advertising-advertising-advertising.
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In the meantime, I hope some of you will join me and over 10 million other players for a game of Dota (it’s free!)

Oh wai-- That sounded like it came from a dragon's mouth...
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In the meantime, I hope some of you will join me and over 10 million other players for a game of Dota (it’s free!)

Oh wai-- That sounded like it came from a dragon's mouth...
This thread is haunted.
i have joined PDGG

Anyway, i had a similar game an hour ago. However, most of the joy was coming from me switching to either Sent and Scourge, changing the tides as... TECHIES.
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< Read 1 line over 10 and have the feeling i missed nothing ^^
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Ever played a game where both sides are afraid to push?

I'm not talking about those 50/10 ROFLstomps...

Play 100 games just to hope for that 1 game of greatness, so true.
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This thread is haunted.
i have joined PDGG

Anyway, i had a similar game an hour ago. However, most of the joy was coming from me switching to either Sent and Scourge, changing the tides as... TECHIES.
My greatest joy from Dota also came from switching sides.
"Pudge your Noob"
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Just played a game that COULD be something like your story, OP. A remake of a previous game where the host lagged out.
So, now there was a noob from the last game hosting. he was playing Rexxar in the previous game telling us "I'm not playing anymore, not after Rhasta stole my kill (his score was about 0/14/3)"
So since this noob was the host, I joined the scourge.
anyway, long story short, hostnoob was playing nai'x, getting owned pretty hard.
I was playing a treads/dagger/bkb/agha/urn(no support in our team) Lion.
both teams were pretty good players, no leavers, no flamers, no noobs.
Except.the.fucking.host.
he was whining the whole game.
whining on the [All] chat.
and at about 38 min, he leaves.
HE LEFT.
THE. HOST. FUCKING. LEFT.

I'm not playing DotA for a week.
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Yep. Hard to find good pub games like these... and if you did, you treasure the memory.
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This thread is haunted.
i have joined PDGG

Anyway, i had a similar game an hour ago. However, most of the joy was coming from me switching to either Sent and Scourge, changing the tides as... TECHIES.
I hate it when techies suddently switches and he has it fucking planned ahead of time, planting mines in front of towers. happened only 3-4 times though...

this one time he took 2 towers and another 2 heroes right after switching.
landmines on towers, and 1875619835 remote mines at base.
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Awesome, thanks for sharing
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Just played a game that COULD be something like your story, OP. A remake of a previous game where the host lagged out.
So, now there was a noob from the last game hosting. he was playing Rexxar in the previous game telling us "I'm not playing anymore, not after Rhasta stole my kill (his score was about 0/14/3)"
So since this noob was the host, I joined the scourge.
anyway, long story short, hostnoob was playing nai'x, getting owned pretty hard.
I was playing a treads/dagger/bkb/agha/urn(no support in our team) Lion.
both teams were pretty good players, no leavers, no flamers, no noobs.
Except.the.fucking.host.
he was whining the whole game.
whining on the [All] chat.
and at about 38 min, he leaves.
HE LEFT.
THE. HOST. FUCKING. LEFT.

I'm not playing DotA for a week.
Refer to your sig.

And very nice story. These happen to me every once in awhile, they always make very good games.
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Damnit I came here for porn

Anyways, games like that are one in a million, unfortunately.
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Damnit I came here for porn

Anyways, games like that are one in a million, unfortunately.
Same here, thought this was a thread about dirty jokes in dota.

Oh well, but this is just as good. I had a moment like this, but instead of an orgasm, I felt the feeling of triumph, and cockiness, a lot of cockiness.

I was also Tauren (What a surprise!) and I was near the point of buying dagger. We were sort of losing and this leshrac keeps saying I'm noob becasue my score was 0-0-1. Brags about how he have seven assists and share chicken and how good a support he is. I remember very clearly he said

"I benefit our team better than you do."

I thought : "Oh yeah? I'll show you." I bought dagger.

The next second I scored triple kill. He stopped talking because I went on to score godlike.

Later on I asked.

"Do I benefit the team now?"
"STFU, you brag too much."
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sounds like a gg
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Same here, thought this was a thread about dirty jokes in dota.

Oh well, but this is just as good. I had a moment like this, but instead of an orgasm, I felt the feeling of triumph, and cockiness, a lot of cockiness.

I was also Tauren (What a surprise!) and I was near the point of buying dagger. We were sort of losing and this leshrac keeps saying I'm noob becasue my score was 0-0-1. Brags about how he have seven assists and share chicken and how good a support he is. I remember very clearly he said

"I benefit our team better than you do."

I thought : "Oh yeah? I'll show you." I bought dagger.

The next second I scored triple kill. He stopped talking because I went on to score godlike.

Later on I asked.

"Do I benefit the team now?"
"STFU, you brag too much."
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lol epic win.
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It happens...

thrice on me

Flames turns into praises
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zomg nerf es plz!!!!!111

...what? Someone had to say it.

But anyway, awesome story.
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