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Old 09-06-2010, 02:15 PM   #1
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One day I think "If Heros from dota have catch phrases related to theird skils....?"

Then I make this usseles thread just for fun.
Post your catch phrases and coment about others
Just like that...

Pudge: Wanna hook with me?
Meepo: I can do it four times at once and poof inside you!
Naix: Im inside you! You are inside me?
Treant Protector: Do you like tentacle rape?
Ogre Magi: Head 1: I have a big stick for you!
Head 2: And I can cum up to four times!
Rikimaru: Surprise butt sex!
Ursa: Im so fast that I will end before you know... wait.
Lion: Brace yourselft! It impale you!
Pandaren Brewmaster: Give me a stiff one, barkeep
Chen: Lets mount up!
Gondar: You stay here while I sneak around from behind.
Gyro: Fuck and destroy! Repeat! Fuck and Destroy!
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Old 09-06-2010, 02:30 PM   #2
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Centaur Warchief : Giggity giggity.
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Old 09-06-2010, 02:50 PM   #3
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Lina : I'm hot, i need you to cool me down
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Old 09-06-2010, 02:51 PM   #4
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You fail to amuse me.
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Old 09-06-2010, 03:20 PM   #5
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Ish'kafel: How can this old one help?
Jah'rakal: That's what she said!
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Old 09-06-2010, 03:23 PM   #6
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enchantress= im gay
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Old 09-06-2010, 03:23 PM   #7
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Ish'kafel: How can this old one help?
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Old 09-06-2010, 04:16 PM   #8
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enchantress= im gay
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FOR THE LAST TIME , ITS "I'M GAME" NOT "IM GAY"
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Old 09-06-2010, 04:26 PM   #9
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seriously ...
FOR THE LAST TIME , ITS "I'M GAME" NOT "IM GAY"
Calm down Focker is just a game!
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Old 09-06-2010, 04:34 PM   #10
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Clockwerk: I cog in the ass of danger! *Cum**Cum*Cum*
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Old 09-06-2010, 05:07 PM   #11
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This is somehow disgusting, no clue why. Maybe because dota consists mostly of (what we call) "monsters" :l
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Old 09-06-2010, 06:32 PM   #12
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Sylla: Furry, anyone?
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Old 09-06-2010, 06:53 PM   #13
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Old 09-06-2010, 07:10 PM   #14
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^

On topic: Lion would better have something related to the finger of death
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Old 09-06-2010, 07:15 PM   #15
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Old 09-06-2010, 07:17 PM   #16
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Beastmaster: I'm going to release my Inner Beast and let out a Primal Roar.
hahaha.......god that was bad.
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Old 09-06-2010, 08:41 PM   #17
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What the fuck?
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Old 09-06-2010, 08:44 PM   #18
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Tiny: Don't worry, I'll get bigger.

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Old 09-06-2010, 08:47 PM   #19
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Axe: Slap me baby


....seriously?
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Old 09-06-2010, 08:47 PM   #20
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^ ahahahahah
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Old 09-06-2010, 08:48 PM   #21
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virgins?
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Old 09-06-2010, 08:53 PM   #22
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A this is one epic thread I am completely serious!
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Old 09-06-2010, 08:54 PM   #23
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Old 09-06-2010, 08:58 PM   #24
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Am I supposed to suggest you ppl to get some life? I mean, c'mon...
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The best one is already ingame:
Sexual, isn't it?
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Old 09-06-2010, 09:07 PM   #26
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Rylai to Pudge: Im so cold, can you warm me up sweetheart?
Pudge: FOR THE LAST TIME, I AM A FUCKING GIRL.
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Tiny: Don't worry, I'll get bigger.

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Calm down Focker is just a game!
its not about the game , its about the fact every single person so far , posting that quote , thinks she says "gay". she says "game" , ffs.
AND YES IM OBSESSED WITH ENCHANTRESS SO BACK OFF AND DONT CALL HER GAY ALLRIGHT?
if only she didnt have those leafs...
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its not about the game , its about the fact every single person so far , posting that quote , thinks she says "gay". she says "game" , ffs.
AND YES IM OBSESSED WITH ENCHANTRESS SO BACK OFF AND DONT CALL HER GAY ALLRIGHT?
if only she didnt have those leafs...
You would make love with a deer, wouldn't you?
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You would make love with a deer, wouldn't you?
Only if it had leaf covered boobs and threw spears
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Old 09-06-2010, 09:33 PM   #32
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Please stop with that or ill punch a baby.
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Old 09-06-2010, 09:37 PM   #33
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Please stop with that or ill punch a baby.
you can punch babies all you want. if you touch enchantress , ill chop your arms off and stick them up your ears so you turn into a fucking tree.
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Old 09-06-2010, 09:41 PM   #34
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nice, boysie
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Old 09-06-2010, 09:44 PM   #35
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Tiny:Mine is hard as stone
Sven:I can make it 3 times bigger

And something else stolen from a comic
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Old 09-06-2010, 09:50 PM   #37
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I'll do my best despite my several failed attempts at trying to say something funny.

Axe: "I'll call you."
Enigma: "Like my black hole?"
WR: "I'll put you in shackles and powershot you."
AM: "Do you want to get inside my magina?"
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BS: "You make me thirsty."
Gyro: "I could flak you all day."
PA: "Want a 'blow of mercy'?" (Coup de Grae means "blow of mercy")
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Old 09-06-2010, 09:50 PM   #38
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Oh jesus tittyfucking christ what the fucking hell is this topic kill it kill it right fucking now oh god
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Old 09-06-2010, 09:51 PM   #39
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Eartshaker as a Girl: I am afraid my Fissure down there is still empty.

Eartshaker as a Boy: I am gonna enchant my totem so hard...
OR: I am gonna make your tight fissure bigger.

Storm: I am so overloaded...i juz need to clean my pipes.

Guys...my mother lang isnt english so all of this sentences might not make sence for you..but i my lang it makes sence so if it would not...just ignore it ^^
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Old 09-06-2010, 09:57 PM   #40
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Eartshaker as a Girl: I am afraid my Fissure down there is still empty.

Eartshaker as a Boy: I am gonna enchant my totem so hard...

Storm: I am so overloaded...i juz need to clean my pipes.

Guys...my mother lang isnt english so all of this sentences might not make sence for you..but i my lang it makes sence so if it would not...just ignore it ^^
No yours are good . Your sexual catch-phrases actually make sense.
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