A Dota Nutty Story Live Interview (Day 4)

[Luckyisthename]

Dragon Knight
-How do you feel about Michael Jackson's death?
-1+1=?
-Where do babies come from?

[The Berserker]

Knight Davion
-Hey, how come you never taught me how to moonwalk!?
-You're my bestfriend, mind if you show me your unarmored appearance!?
-How many fingers do you have!?

[willalwaybenoob]

Ah...it's funny...but it ain't my questions.
*Breaks table*
"Argghhhh...I demand as a reader that I have my questions answered!"

[DirgeTehZombie]

Hello this is my first post i am the same person as t3hd0taplayer but had to get a new account for some reason. Anyway i've got some questions for the heroes.

Why did Leragas' pervert stopper class have no lasting effect on you?
Why don't you just collect money from Leragas since he's the one paying those heroes to stay in your crap hotel and IMO he still owes you?
Since your hotel is a just a huge pile of crap now what crazy thing will you do next?

Has been a pervert since he opened the hotel or has it been going on much longer than that?
Where's Frostsaber? Did you lose him/her or something?
From what I've seen in your story your ulty could have been really useful so why didn't you use it?

What will you do now? Me want know.
Butcher take delivery orders?
If yes, me can order very large Pudge and Chip?

Is it true you're influencing with your pervness?
If yes, are you doing it on purpose?
If no, can you find out who's doing it?

Don't you want to rent a room in Furion's hotel just for you and Akasha?
Are you two getting married anytime soon?
If yes, did you learn from the screwed up wedding of Luna and Nortrom?

Do you know the Scourge misses you a lot since you're the only sexy girl there aside from Mortred who doesn't let anyone see or feel anything?
Are you still very kinky and slutty?
If yes, can I plant some wards in your house?

There are plenty other interesting places you can take Rylai, can I suggest some?
Do you know about Northrend? the Broken Isles? the old Silver Hand base in Lordaeron?
Can I tell my army of chickens and crows to follow you around and see what you do?

Since revealed your Playboy magazine to Warcraftwide broadcast, do you want to reveal his Brokeback Mountain tapes?
Can you build me a new computer?
If no, why not? should be really easy for you considering you can build a hotel

What will happen to your cuteness, innocentness and youthful spirit once you become as old as ?
Have you considered ?
Where's your naga spear thingy? I haven't seen you use it in the entire story.

Who's more emo, you or (the troll who keeps cutting himself)
Who's more antisocial you or (only talks to the Lich King)
Can I have a turn with the sniper rifle?

Do you charge less for someone in the real world?
If yes, wanna have some fun?
Why don't you share all the luxury you get from whoring?

Have you got arrested before for drug related incidents?
If yes, who busted you?
Is it true you can turn ANYTHING into a drug?

[Strange_Kid]

Davion...
-you are quite normal at season 1, even a clever one(trying breaking in to the hotel w tiny) did you become a retard because the hospital where you have brain enlargement surgery is bankrupt at season 2?
-what happened after terrorblade tossed you to sea with such heavy armor?
Tinker
-Terrorblade owe you four tactical nuke. what did he blast with it?
Lina
-do you see Shendelzare as a new rival in your... profession?
Shippoukitsune
-Why your story cause me to suddenly burst in laugh even 3 days after I finish reading it
-Why did I fell season 1 cause several time more excessive laughing than season 2?
-how old is the characters in the story? I ended up confused especially w knight davion's age
Rexxar
-Do you mind release your primal roar in the megaphone right now?


ITS TROLLING TIME

Harbinger
-Can an old statue smoke?
-How many times you got protested for skip the teaching?
Riki
-Is it true that you are only 75cm height?
Mercurial
-How far your different in age compared to maverick
-Should I spell you "her/she" or "It" I always put both
Maverick
-what did you see from mercurial, she(it) is more like an old dusty hag (statue)
Pudge
-If I say a hardboiled ghoul with blood, some minced treant and small squarish cut of necromancer and druid brain soup served with roasted lung and assorted dried heart plus pancreas enzyme sauce sounds to you?
-from those countless body part sewn to you, how many percent is male and female? just because your brain is male doesn't mean the other is not
-why you are very ugly? and look idiotic? you look as stupid as tiny and uglier than n'aix
Dirge
-you surely still remember what they do when you want to follow their party. now that they are all here, do you want to have some revenge?
-how many girls you have rape and who are they?
-The author make you a sick brain damaged zombie. what is your comment?
Rylai
-do you know that purist play as a gay couple with kael is the movie brokeback mountain?
Slithice
-where is your sharp pointy weapon? confiscated at school?
-Why did everyone say you are annoying you are not annoying at all
-because cameo is hardly annoy me

[shippoukitsune]

Things has not been going my way lately and I've actually typed this interview the 3rd time actually due to forgetting to save my work, power failure and etc. But oh well, like they all said, the third times the charm and I here is the next chapter of "A Dota Nutty Story Live Interview (Day 4)"!!!

Host : Hello everyone and welcome to our day 4 of "A Dota Nutty Story Live Interview". I am your host, Shippoukitsune and boy are we excited today!
Furion : And what is there to be excited all of a sudden?
Balanar : You told the fans that this interview will be out by Christmas last year and you have delayed it until now?
Pudge : This is unacceptable!!
Host : Chill guys, I have been busy with the season 3 preparation and all but that's not the point right now. Today we have a very special guest coming all the way from his house. Guess who is he?
Mirana : (Excited) Is it Horatio Caine??
Furion : What makes you think that it will be him? And why are you getting excited all of a sudden?
Mirana : Um... It's nothing...
Purist : Anyway... Hm... Let me guess, it's Sean Kingston?
Slithice : No way! Singers like them don't have time to be interviewed you know? I'm not surprised if the special guest is Knight Davion himself!
Tinker : Oh God, please tell me it's not him, tell me it's not him...
Rhasta : Be positive mon. It's not going to be Kn--
Host : Knight Davion!!!
The others : Ah crap...

As the some of the heroes were still cursing and grumbling, our beloved Knight Davion enters the studio from a nearby door and "moon-walk" towards them while sitcom audience cheering began to play.

Knight Davion : Hey man! Why is everyone giving me that long face?? You guys need to lighten up the mood!!
Rikimaru : Aw come on guys, it's not like it's end of the world or something like that.
Terrorblade : The world has already ended the moment this douchebag came in...
Host : Alright guys, sarcasm aside. Today we will be answering some of your fan's questions and we will have Knight Davion as our special guest character.
Akasha : This will be interesting... So, who's going to be asking the questions this time?
Host : I'm glad you asked, we will be answering some questions from [PUB]uchin4X and willalwaybenoob. Also there will be a special interview with our guest of honor after this!
Knight Davion : I'm so excited man!!! Who's the guest of honor I've hearing about all this morning? Who is it?

As everyone gave themselves a couple of facepalms, the host began to open up the envelope and starts to read up the questions...

Host : Ok... This is from [PUB]uchin4X and it's for you, Terrorblade. "If you hate yourself why don't you kill yourself?"
Terrorblade : Don't you all Dota players get it?!?! There is no Death in this universe!! The Death is a lie! Do you really think I've never tried before? The moment I kill myself there will be this stupid altar that will revive me a moment later. And the worst part is that the altar will charge me for dying. I'm too poor to die now!!
Lina : Hm... It does makes sense now that he mentioned it. There is no such thing as death around here is it?
Purist : All I know is that there will be some sort of an announcer telling the whole world how you died and the next you know, you are back at the altar...
Pudge : Interesting theory, maybe we should try it out in this interview.
Furion : Don't even bother thinking about it because there won't be anyone that is dumb enough to try out this experiment in the first place!
Knight Davion : Wait, wait!!! Did I hear something about experiment?? I love experiments!!!

Our heroes looked at Knight Davion in unison and nodded their head in agreement before carrying Knight Davion and threw him off from the 5th storey studio....

Balanar : There, problem solved. We shall wait and see if he comes back later.
Tinker : That's one less problem to think about then. But Terrorblade, you still haven't finish answering the question exactly, you know that?
Terrorblade : What is there to finish?? If I can't kill myself, then I will other people. Simple as that!
Mirana : Shame on you Terrorblade!! I think I will be signing you up for an Anger Management class after this!
Terrorblade : It's ok ma, I need no therapy and I'm perfectly sane. Trust me.
Host : Let's cut this short and move on with the next question shall we? we still have a lot of questions to ask out and I don't want to delay so long for your senseless squabble. Anyhow, the next question is for Lina. "Tell me the list of heroes you've got laid with. Is Pudge on the list?"
Lina : You do know that professionals do not reveal their customer details to the public right? But since I'm in a good mood, I will show you all.
Tinker : (Cough...) So much for being professional...

Lina took out an image from her bag and showed to everyone in the room. A lot of gasp and wolf whistle was made from the audience but not everyone was happy with what they see...

Mirana : You dirty old man!! Your face is in there!!!
Furion : Didn't you find this out like a few months ago!?!? Why are you still agitated about this again??
Mirana : Because I'm jealous (slapped Furion on the face until he's knocked out cold...)
Terrorblade : Serves the old fart right...
Host : Well, I'm surprised that most of you right here is not in the list--
Rikimaru : Akasha!! How could you...
Akasha : Don't worry about the chart baby, that was done way before we first have our kinky sex alright?
Rikimaru : I'm just not comfortable thinking about the two of you... Doing in the bed...
Lina : It was all good back then. Maybe you're up for a threesome then (Winks at Riki...)
Akasha : (Growls) Get your paws off him!! I don't share!!
Lina : Relax, I was just joking about that.
Tinker : I can't believe Knight Davion is in there as well... I'm speechless...
Knight Davion : Did someone say my name??

The gang looked behind and saw the moronic comic relief hero once more as he walked into the studio again. There was no sign of injuries or even scratches on him at all while he sat next to the group once more...

Rhasta : What the!?! Am I seeing things, mon??? Because I'm seeing the Dragon Knight in the studio again!!
Purist : I told you to lay off the bongs!! Now I'm seeing things as well!
Pudge : I don't think its the drugs, he's back once more!!
Knight Davion : Why is everyone giving me that dirty look?
Mirana : (Facepalmed) That is not called a dirty look! We are giving you a confused look!
Slithice : How??? But... Why?? I just lost myself...
Knight Davion : You mean how I fell off from the 5th floor and survive? I'm not sure myself but there was this awesome guy called Roshan. He gave me this shiny item called Aegis something something but I don't really know what is that for. So. I farted back at him and he laughe---
Host : Forget about it, we don't want to know and let's just get on with the next question... It's for you Tinker and it says "Do you find it an irony that the smartest scientist in DotA has the name which sounds like the dumbest president in U.S?"
Tinker : Ah, damn it! It's that old joke again!!!
Pudge : Now that I think about it, Tinker is the only hero the author did not use the original name...
Balanar : You are damn right! The author went through all the trouble spelling out difficult name like Aiushtha, Slithice, Strygwyr (How the hell do you even say this out??) but not for Boush??
Host : Uh... Well... Someone paid me a huge sum of money to do it that way...
Tinker : Alright, I admit!!! I was the one that paid the author the money to hide that ugly name of mine and use my title name instead. Happy?
Akasha : Why would you want to do that? I like the name Boush better, it sounds sexy... (Rikimaru look at her) I was just joking...
Tinker : It was to avoid the Bush joke in the first place. Are you happy now??
Lina : Satisfied...
Knight Davion : Maybe you should be called Tinker Bush. It will be better that way!!

Everyone laughed their ass off as they heard what Knight Davion said while Tinker sat at the corner of the room with the depression hat put on top of him...

Host : Let's leave Tinker alone for now and continue with the interview shall we? The next question is for Mirana. "I think you are sexy enough. If your husband keeps rejecting you, why don't you come and sucq mah d1cq instead?"

Akasha and Lina was snickering at the question while Mirana and Slithice looked confused though...

Mirana : What is "sucq mah d1cq" suppose to mean??
Akasha : Are you playing dumb or really that oblivious??
Lina : I would understand if Slithice looked confused, but you Mirana?
Mirana : Seriously, I'm not really sure what is that suppose to mean...
Akasha : (Whispered to Mirana) S*ck my d*ck...
Mirana : WHAT!?!? How could you even ask me such a question! I'm devoted to Furion and only him alone!!
Balanar : (Looked at the still unconscious Furion) Ch, lucky bastard...
Purist : Though Mirana does seem excited when we mentioned the name Horatio Caine earlier...
Mirana : (Blush) That's not true!! I'm not excited!!
Purist : I stand corrected...
Pudge : Hm... I can almost see the love triangle coming up already...
Mirana : There is nothing going on between us, absolutely nothing!!!
Lina : Right...
Host : Oh well, I suppose the question has been answered and I will move on with the next question then. This is for Purist "How come you act in Brokeback Mountain if you are a straight and has a GF that I can only dream to have?"

Everyone hold their breath and looked at Purist, wondering if he will explode once more like the previous interview upon hearing the word "Brokeback Mountain" but they were surprised to see him looking very calm. Too calm...

Purist : Like I said back then and I will quote it "That show was my one and only movie role in my life, The producers thought that the idea of two gays would make big bucks." If there is nothing else, I will just sit next to Tinker...

Purist began to sit next to Tinker and took the "Depression Hat" away from Tinker while putting it on himself...

Host : Well, I guess that answers the question then and we now have 2 very emo dota heroes sitting at the corner over there...
Knight Davion : Don't worry about them, I will cheer them up!!
Rikimaru : I doubt he could do it...
Terrorblade : Hell, he can't do anything! More or less cheer some douchebag up.

Most of the dota heroes (except Terrorblade) watched quietly to see what the Dragon Knight will do. To their surprise, Knight Davion took the "Depression Hat" from Purist and sat next to him, imitating the other two...

Balanar : You are right, there is no cure for stupidity...
Host : Ok... Let's carry on then. The next question is for Slithice and all it says is "ELUNEDAMNYOU"
Slithice : Elune damn who?
Pudge : Haha, you idiot! That's one of Furion's catchphrase when he is frustrated. That's all haha...
Mirana : The nerve of Furion to use Elune's name for stress relief... (Pinched Furion's ass until he wakes back up...)
Furion : Ouch!!! What is it EluneDamnIt!?!?
Mirana : (Took in some deep breath...) You... Have... Some... Explaning to do...
Slithice : Hang on a second, I still don't get it. What am I suppose to answer!?!?
Rhasta : Nothing mon, there is nothing for you to answer...
Host : Ok then... Now let's move on to our next fan and this time it's willalwaybenoob.
Rikimaru : I hope he has better questions to ask...
Host : You bet he has and the first question is for Furion. "I've always thought that your ability to teleport can score you a sweet job as a delivery man, what do you think? Also, how come you never use teleport to sneak into woman's toilets and stuff?"
Furion : Elu-- (looks at an angry Mirana...) I mean, damn it!! Will you guys stop asking me life threatening questions once in a while?? Especially when my wife is here!!!
Rikimaru : Just answer the damn question, will you?
Furion : Alright, as for the delivery man part, I'm not fit for the job though. Those damn goblins invented things like Boots of Travel and Scroll of Town Portal, making my Teleport skill look crappy and useless in the first place. Who wants to ask me to be the mailman when they could do it themselves?
Akasha : (Winks at Furion) What about using it for perverted stuff?
Lina/Mirana : Oh he does it all the time...

Everyone kept quiet right after Lina and Mirana answered together while sweat drop soon began to form on Furion's head...

Mirana : (Glaring daggers at Furion...) Is that so?
Furion : Uh... Um... haha, that was a long time ago...
Lina : But you teleported into my bathroom last night!
Mirana : Yesterday night huh?
Furion : It was an accident, and you were only half naked!
Mirana : HALF-NAKED...
Furion : Ah crap! Mirana, I know what you are thinking right now but it's not what it looks like...
Rhasta : Mon, this is getting intense!
Balanar : Indeed...
Host : Look, let's move on to the next question before any unnecessary bloodbath begins in this studio. Our next question is for Mirana and it says, "Is your tiger a male or female, always thought it was a guy. If it is a guy, how do you control it's animal sex urges?"
Mirana : (Returned to her normal composure) Ash'alah is a female Frostsaber and she does go into heat like a normal tiger would. I would then let her off for a while by then...
Pudge : (Whispered to Balanar) I could have sworn I saw her frostsaber walking off with Chen's wolf when it was mating season...
Balanar : (Whispered to Pudge) ugh, I don't even want to know what kind of forbidden love those pets are involved in...
Host : Ahem, let's move on to the next question shall we? In the next question, willalwaybenoob asks Pudge "Are any of your body parts belonging to famous people?"

The rest looked at Pudge patiently waiting for an answer while Pudge was rubbed his chin in deep thought...

Pudge : If I remember correctly, I did dig up a grave of someone by the name of Billy Mays and sewed his leg to myself while I have Michael jackson's nose...
Slithice : That is sick, wrong and disgusting. Can't you just go for a cosmetic surgery or something instead of grave robbing?
Pudge : Cosmetic surgery is expensive in the first place and everytime I uses my Meat Hook, my gut rips apart...
Terrorblade : Enough, I've heard enough. I don't want to listen to anymore of your mutilated body parts!
Host : I have to agree with Terrorblade, let's move on to Rikimaru now. "Invisibilty is awesome, isn't it? I bet you use it for pervy stuff before you met Akasha"
Rikimaru : (Blush brightly) I uh... did do a few perverted stuff back then. Nothing much was done except for some peeking. That's all, I swear. Cross my heart---
Akasha : (Kissed Rikimaru) Don't worry I believe in you.
Furion : Sometimes I wonder why won't Mirana say that to me...
Mirana : (Gave Furion death glares) I wonder why.
Host : Alright then, the next question goes to Akasha and the question is "what does blinking feel like?"
Akasha : Hm... how should I say this. It feels quite similar to teleportation though there is a very limited range and I have to focus myself to be able to blink. It's a bit tiring and feels like I'm being catapulted whenever I blink...
Rikimaru : I couldn't agree more, at least Akasha blinks better than me. I always ended up banging someone in the face whenever I blink. To cover up my mistake, I called my skill as Blink Strike...
Terrorblade : This is interesting. I'm getting a lot of good information from this interview after all...

While Terrorblade is busy taking notes on the facts he's hearing from other heroes, the host began to open the next envelope containing the season 2 questions...

Host : Alright guys, this question is for Purist and it says... Oh boy...
Purist : (From the corner) What did he say? What is the question?!
Host : Um... "Lol, your a faggot. Can the follower of the light be homo? Also, I'm going to destroy your "flower" because you nearly drowned me, scared?"
Purist : I'M NOT A FAGGOT!! I'm totally 100% straight!! Do I look like a homo Pudge? DO I?
Pudge : Uh... it's hard to tell you know...
Purist : Bah, screw it! The point is I'm not gay, what happens in the movie stays in the movie! And how am I suppose to react if you are to destroy my flower...
Knight Davion : You should moon-walk to the flower and then scream out "MY FLOWER!!!"
Purist : I still don't get it...
Host : Anyhow, I suppose the question has been answered. Now moving on to Tinker. "Did you know your title is also a name for an adult toy? Would you rather have your "flower" be impaled or do you want it to be burned."
Tinker : Wait, my title represents an adult toy? How come I've never heard of it??
Balanar : Let's check it out in Google (types out tinker)
Tinker : Well?
Balanar : there is no image relevant to the adult toy that was spoken but there are a lot of disturbing Tinkerbell images.
Rhasta : Oh god, turn it off mon!!
Tinker : Anyhow, I don't get this "flower" joke as well? Which is better? Impaled or burned?
Terrorblade : Burned!!!
Slithice : Impaled!!!
Furion : Impaled!!!
Knight Davion : Marinated!!!
Rikimaru : Impaled!!!
Host : I have nothing to comment about that, let's just move on to the next question instead. It's for Slithice and it says, "Oh you so kawaii~~~why don't you become a singing idol? I might decide not to attack your "flower" if you become one."

Sparkles could be seen from Slithice eyes upon hearing willalwaybenoob calling her "kawaii" while the rest shook their head in disagreement thinking about her vanity...

Slithice : Finally someone that say's I'm cute!! Singing idol eh? I can consider joining the Azeroth Idol if there is ever one in the future!!
Lina : Oh God, please don't sing. You will make everyone fall asleep literally...
Mirana : But what's with the flower thing? I don't understand, though I have a hint what it is already...
Host : You don't need to know, on with the next question. It's for Terrorblade and it says "My brother says your batman, is that true? Also, I will hunt down your "flower", would you like me to destroy it with your own gun?"
Terrorblade : That's preposterous! Which part of me look like Batman? The Wings? The blindfold? Or the pants??
Rhasta : Now that he mentioned, you did look a lot like Batman, mon...
Akasha : Indeed, the horns somehow look like the mask worn by batman himself...
Terrorblade : That's bullshit, there is no way in hell I'm batman! Not one, was never, will never be! And no one destroys my flower! Especially not with my own gun!!
Tinker : Correction there, it's Tinker's gun...
Terrorblade : Shut up, what's yours is mine and what's mine is still mine!!
Rikimaru : Sucks to be you Tinker...
Tinker : (Grumbles...) Emo socialpath...
Host : The next question is for Lina. In the question, he asked "Lina - Since you always have your "flower" invaded by different male characters, I won't attack you. I think Rylai is hotter than you are, what do you say? During sex, have you ever burnt your partners penis?"
Lina : How dare he says Rylai is hotter than me?? I'm the hot fire mage here and she's just an ice cold slut that likes homos!!
Purist : Not HOMO!!!
Tinker : What about burn the penis part? Does it happen?
Lina : (Facepalm) Do I look like a microwave oven or something?? Of course it doesn't happen! Do you release your heat seeking missile while you are masturbating then???
Tinker : Uh.. no...
Lina : Then the answer is a no!
Knight Davion : So what is flower they are talking about? I still don't get it??

Everyone groan at Knight Davion's retardism while the host looked for the next question...

Host : Alright folks, this next question is for you Rhasta and it says "Do you think Balanar have dope with him? Since he is the dread- (*cough* druglord *cough*)"
Balanar : How the hell did he know about my part time job?!?
Rhasta : Chill mon, we are cool here. Balanar does have dopes with him though it's nothing compared to my washing chemicals that I mixed together. My drugs makes me end up to the moon while his drugs makes people end erectile dysfunctional
Balanar : How dare you! My drugs could make---
Rhasta : Blah blah blah mon, the point is I know he's a failed druglord but there's no point in getting from him when Dazzle's drug that is made from cow faeces smells better...
Host : I guess we should stop the drug talk for now. And now for the special interview featuring Knight Davion, you will have to answer 9 exclusive questions from your top 3 fans!
Terrorblade : Damn it, can we leave now while he talks to himself over there? (point's at Knight Davion)
Knight Davion : Thank you, thank you very much. I couldn't have won this Grammy award without your support, I wan--- Wait, who am I talking to again??
Host : (Sweatdropped...) I'm sorry but all of you have to wait until the interview is over before any of you can go...
Knight Davion : Bring it on!! I'm up for any questions dished in by my fans!!
Host : very well then. This is from Plate12 and he asked "What did you do after you got robbed and beaten by Balanar?"
Knight Davion : That's funny, after he beat me up, I went to the river and saw a yellow glowing thing (illusion rune) Making my brilliant move, I sent my illusions to run away from Azeroth while I go harass Balanar again. He had no idea what hit him while I poke his ass with a stick...
Akasha : Uh... Shouldn't that be the other way?
Knight Davion : What other way??
Rikimaru : The other way as in you run away from Azeroth while sending your illusions to harass Balanar?
Knight Davion : Why would I want to do that? I was scared of Balanar!!
Pudge : can I just give him a punch in the face?? Just one punch would make my day!!!
Mirana : Anyhow what happened after that?
Balanar : Simple, I beat him up and threw his body in the river...
Knight Davion : And the moment I wake up, I'm already in my own village. It's like magic!!
Host : Let's just continue before my brain starts to break. For the next question, it says "In season 1, you seemed reasonable, how come you were so retarded in season 2?"

As the host finish reading out the question, Knight Davion could be seen putting down his vizor, folding his arms and sat down in deep thoughts, the whole room was filled with silence while cricket sound effect could be heard from the background...

Mirana : wow, it's been a while since he is in deep thoughts.
Furion : I guess he does use his brains once in a while...
Balanar : Damn, it must have hurt his head big time for having such deep thoughts.
Akasha : I wonder what is taking him so long...
Knight Davion : zzzz.....

All of cast in the studio including the host fell off from their chair anime style upon realizing that Knight Davion was sleeping rather than actually thinking how to answer his question...

Terrorblade : WAKE UP YOU STUPID SHIT!!! (Slapped Knight Davion's vizor)
Knight Davion : Huh!?! What?! It's already over?!? I'm just getting started!!
Tinker : Sometimes I just feel like killing him and end his misery...
Rhasta : Don't we all mon?
Host : As I was saying "In season 1, you seemed reasonable, how come you were so retarded in season 2?"
Knight Davion : Hey, I've always been reasonable in my life! Since when I'm retarded?? My mum says that I'm just slow, not a fast leaner, bad at making decision--
Furion : Which means you are a retard...
Purist : I guess there are just things that is unexplainable in this world. He was still ok back in the "Battle of the Knights" in season 1 you know?
Slithice : Then it must be the damn Azeroth High school! I told you guys that the school brainwashes people and create retards like Knight Davion!!
Host : Alright then, let's just conclude that the the Azeroth High school create retards and get on with the interview. Knight Davion, "Now that Balanar is sitting next to you, what do you wanna do to him?"
Knight Davion : Me? What am I suppose to do to Balanar? (Looked at Balanar)
Balanar : (Cracking his knuckles) Good question, what are you going to do to me?
Knight Davion : I uh... Um... I'm going to give you my lunch money, please don't tell my mum I've been a bad bod...
Balanar : Good enough (Snatch 50 gold pieces from Davion)
Rikimaru : What a sad kid...
Akasha : Agreed...
Host : Uh, very well. Let's continue with the interview then. The next set of questions is from Luckyisthename and his question is "How do you feel about Michael Jackson's death?"
Knight Davion : Why does it matter to me?
Pudge : After all the moon-walking you did, you dare to tell me that you have nothing to do with him??
Knight Davion : Oh, you mean the King of Pop!! I was hanging out with him when he started moon-walking cockily in front of me!
Mirana : And how was he being cocky?
Knight Davion : He keeps on grabbing his crotch and yelled "hit me!!". So I did as what I'm told and beat him up as hard as I could. The next day, his name came out of newspaper saying he had cardiac arrest or some crap. He's not fun to hang out with...

Everyone gave Knight Davion a WTF look while the Dragon Knight was still looking as oblivious as ever...

Host : This is shocking... Before this gets into the media, let's move on...
Furion : What are you waiting for?? Give him the next question!!
Host : Knight Davion, "1+1=?"
Pudge : Ah come on, what kind question is that. Only a moron could not answer this... Oh wait, he's a moron. Damn it...
Knight Davion : Of all question, why must it be this!?!?
Slithice : You need help with this? Seriously???
Knight Davion : Alright, let's just calm down and do some serious calculation. To get this answer, I need to use the Pythagorean theorem to get the equations then I need the---
Tinker : Why don't you use your fingers or brain instead?
Knight Davion : Are you stupid or just mathematically retarded? Does my finger look like I can count the square root of 22342435? and I do not have enough brain power to count a 1 + 1!!
Terrorblade : How did he even come out with that number from a 1 + 1 question...
Knight Davion : (Mumbles to himself...) I'm pretty sure the answer is 11. I have a 1 on my left hand. If I add another one from right hand, then it makes 11 right??
Balanar : And there's his famous Ground-breaking discovery of retarded version of mathematical addition...
Host : Screw it, the answer is 2. Will you stop overheating that brains of yours and stop thinking for the answer!
Knight Davion : Damn it, why must you tell me the answer!? I could have figure it out if you will give me another few days!!
Host : Forget about that, the next question it says, "Where do babies come from?"
Knight Davion : Uh... Let's see, my mum told this before. She says first we have to find the potential egg, then we will need to put the oil into the pan so that it will act like a lubricant. Then the liquid will wrap around the egg and some weird sizzling sound will be heard...
Purist : That sounds more like how to cook an egg to me...
Host : Let's just see where will his ranting end up.
Knight Davion : Then once the egg begin to boil, we use the stick and poke it out and there you have it, a baby!!
Furion : That is the most screwed up thing that I've heard in my entire life. He just told us how to cook an egg and ends the tutorial with the baby!
Host : I think he has enough of thinking for one day, let's not make it harder for him and since the fan wanted to know "Where do babies come from?" from his point of view, he answered it and we will consider this question as answered.
Rikimaru : How many more of these questions are there? I can't stand it anymore!!
Akasha : Aw, are you that eager to make love with me so soon... I don't mind doing it here...
Rikimaru : (Blush brightly) No!!! That's not what I meant!! It's just that everyone is tired, that's all...
Balanar : (Looks at the couple) Lucky bastard...

As Knight Davion was still trying to recall the steps on "how babies are borned", the host took out the last envelope of the day...

Host : You're in luck Riki, this is the last envelope and after 3 more questions, the interview will be over.
Rhasta : This is a relief mon, my visions are starting to get blurry after being drug deprived for a few hours...
Host : Alright then, the last set of questions is from our lunatic pilot Kiana and he asked "Hey, how come you never taught me how to moonwalk!?"
Knight Davion : Hey, it's my buddy Kiana! Did I ever tell you about the time Kiana tried to fly a zeppelin? (Starts to rant like Ellis in Left 4 Dead 2...)
Furion : We don't care about that, just answer the damn question!
Knight Davion : Oh, right! Moonwalk... Wait, what's a moonwalk?!
Tinker : (Grabs a hand grenade) Just pull the pin from this baby and everything will be over soon...
Mirana : Tinker, get a hold of yourself! And Davion, the moonwalk is the damn technique you use to walk backwards!
Knight Davion : Huh? I thought everyone has always been walking backwards around here in Azeroth? This was why I did the same thing.
Akasha : (Facepalm) And I thought his brains is slow...
Rikimaru : Slow is not the correct word to describe his brains. It's more like going on a reverse...
Pudge : Interesting quote from Abraham Lincoln "I'm a slow walker, but I never walk back" Davion should learn one or two things from this dude...
Balanar : Enough with the crap, so why does the lunatic pilot didn't get to learn your moonwalk!?
Knight Davion : You can't learn moonwalk, it's something natural. Either you can do it or you can't do it, simple as that. But I do know another person that could moonwalk in Azeroth. It's none other than the lunatic Dirge
Host : The nerve of that crazed zombie to moonwalk... Anyhow, the next question asks you "You're my bestfriend, mind if you show me your unarmored appearance!?"
Knight Davion : Me? Without my armor?? Um...
Slithice : Now this is interesting. I've always wanted to know what is behind the vizor anyway...
Purist : Nah, seen that before. Just a boring looking peasant...
Terrorblade : And how the hell do you know?
Purist : Observe this video and scroll to 3:55. That is his face before he self promote himself as the Dragon Knight.
Lina : That is so lame. That was why I told him to wear the damn armor when we had sex. So I don't get to see the face.
Knight Davion : Hey, it's not my fault that I'm made to look like this! I'm just another random character that Blizzard made in this game and I have no idea why they gave me this face...
Host : Well, I don't really care about that, so let's move on to the last question of the day. "How many fingers do you have!? "

The group soon began to groan in exhaustion when they see Knight Davion busy counting his fingers once more...

Knight Davion : That's funny, I remembered clearly I have 10 of them. Where is the other 2??
Mirana : The other 2 remaining is called the thumbs and you have only 8 fingers for Elune's sake!
Knight Davion : Are you sure?? According to Newton's law of gravity, we---
Tinker : Don't you dare to put Newton's theory in your unrelated crap theory. The point is you have 8 fingers and 2 thumbs!!
Knight Davion : Are yo--
Everyone else : YES ELUNEDAMNIT!!!
Host : Alright, the interview is over and I'm totally out of here before I decide to jump off from this 5th storey studio myself!
Rhasta : Thank God mon, I'm so outta here!!

And so, everyone began to leave the studio while Knight Davion proceeds to moonwalk off the windows once more...

[The Berserker]

The lulz! The lulz! It's overflowing... it's over 9000!!!

[Strange_Kid]

really epic!
in next one or two interview will contain my question... cant wait for it

[willalwaybenoob]

I've waited so long for this *sniff* thank you.

[e.d.f]

HaHaHaHa..... ..... Rolf Rolf Rolf I Cant w8 until next chapter. :S

[DirgeTehZombie]

Why not answer the zombie's questions? Imma come to your house and eat your brains!

[shippoukitsune]

To be honest, I was accepting interviews until 25 December last year and it was mentioned here as well. but for your sake, I will do an exception for Strange_Kid and DirgeTehZombie. That's all

[Strange_Kid]

Originally Posted by shippoukitsune

To be honest, I was accepting interviews until 25 December last year and it was mentioned here as well. but for your sake, I will do an exception for Strange_Kid and DirgeTehZombie. That's all

Oh wow thanks! But don't let the interview slow down the season 3, you can skip my question until the next interview after season 3 is done

[Xathis729]

Nice!! Hi everyone!!

[awaishssn]

yo shippokitsune dude ur imba..
so, when is season 3 releasing??

[shippoukitsune]

The mood is not here for now, I might be going a bit of course by releasing another series for the mean time, do check it out soon

[jops123]

Haven't visited this section for a while and it's good to see this is still going. EPIC LOLZ