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Old 01-09-2011, 10:59 PM   #1
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Default Want to know if your PC is a Male or a Female?


just sharing.


1.Open Notepad
2.Copy and Paste this.

CreateObject("SAPI.SpVoice").Speak"Dota Girl is beautiful, I love her"

3.Save it as xyz.vbs
4.Run it/Open it

if you hear a Male voice it's a Male
and If Female voice then it's a Female.

mine is Male

try it and share yours..
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Old 01-10-2011, 12:17 AM   #2
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mine is a female >_>

no wonder i luv mah laptop so much :3
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Old 01-10-2011, 12:31 AM   #3
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o_o Nothing happened.

What's the point anyway, so what if yours turn out to be female, you wouldn't fuck it anyway o_o
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Old 01-10-2011, 12:49 AM   #4
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o_o Nothing happened.

What's the point anyway, so what if yours turn out to be female, you wouldn't fuck it anyway o_o
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Old 01-10-2011, 12:50 AM   #5
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Replay or it didn't happen.
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Old 01-10-2011, 04:14 AM   #6
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mine is a girl.
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Old 01-10-2011, 04:46 AM   #7
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I don`t care who`s mine...
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Old 01-10-2011, 05:11 AM   #8
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male, oh2
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Old 01-10-2011, 06:26 AM   #9
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Male, shit
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Old 01-10-2011, 06:33 AM   #10
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Male, my computer is a gay.
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Old 01-10-2011, 07:25 AM   #11
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Replay or it didn't happen.

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Also, my Pc is a girl, great news !
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Old 01-10-2011, 07:55 AM   #12
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Female O.o

I is amazed
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Male, damn, i want female.
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Old 01-10-2011, 10:42 AM   #14
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YESYESYES mine is MALE
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Old 01-10-2011, 10:51 AM   #15
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Mines a male. But w/e Just go to Control Panel > Speech and in there (if male) change the voice selection from Microsoft Sam / John to Microsoft Mary and viola your computer is now a female.

btw this as for XP sp2 I think. Other versions may have diff people's voices.
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Oh shit, I've been fapping infront of a girl now.?
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Old 01-10-2011, 11:17 AM   #17
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Im afraid to find out 0_0
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Old 01-10-2011, 11:58 AM   #18
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Also, my Pc is a girl, great news !
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Old 01-10-2011, 12:00 PM   #19
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My PC is a girl.

Oh noes I've been doing naughty things in front of her asdasdasd
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Old 01-10-2011, 12:43 PM   #20
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Mine is male, and I dont feel like grabbing the mouse anymore..
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Old 01-10-2011, 12:53 PM   #21
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Fuck! Mine is a dude. Now fapping while surfing porn will seem awkward.
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Old 01-10-2011, 01:24 PM   #22
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Mines a male. But w/e Just go to Control Panel > Speech and in there (if male) change the voice selection from Microsoft Sam / John to Microsoft Mary and viola your computer is now a female.

btw this as for XP sp2 I think. Other versions may have diff people's voices.
wow.. thanks
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Old 01-10-2011, 03:05 PM   #23
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The easiest way is to check default voice from control panel. Mine is female and her name is Anna. Meh.
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Old 01-10-2011, 03:21 PM   #24
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thx god female!
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WOW, there's girl under my desk!
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I got this weird sound, guess its a male .
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Old 01-10-2011, 05:39 PM   #27
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That's called Microsoft Sam. And he is your Computer's default voice (which is changeable btw).
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Old 01-11-2011, 07:40 AM   #28
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That's called Microsoft Sam. And he is your Computer's default voice (which is changeable btw).
More like Robot-o-Sam
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Old 01-11-2011, 08:34 AM   #29
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female laptop here
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Old 01-11-2011, 09:25 AM   #30
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That's called Microsoft Sam. And he is your Computer's default voice (which is changeable btw).
Not here. My pc has only one female voice. ^^
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WTF that was Microsoft Sam I just heard.
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Mine went soisoisoisoisoisoisoi.
Damn Sam.
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Old 01-11-2011, 01:58 PM   #33
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my computer is male, wtf.........
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Old 01-11-2011, 02:56 PM   #34
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Also, my Pc is a girl, great news !
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Female
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Old 01-12-2011, 01:08 PM   #36
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Female! =3
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Old 01-12-2011, 02:39 PM   #37
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why not just open a "narrator" for cryin' out loud?
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Old 01-12-2011, 03:01 PM   #38
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Guys...

The sound played is the sound that has been installed in your computer speech settings, if you had male and female voice, you can change it, and voila, you can get any gender you want. You can install a Sony vocaloid, and it will be their voice.

GGWP.

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From somebody who knows too much about computer. a.k.a NERD.

P.S. I don't need to go all that trouble to check mine, I checked my speech setting, "Microsoft Anna" were set as default, so it's literally a female.
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^All i got is only one microsoft sam. Damn.....
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^All i got is only one microsoft sam. Damn.....
Google is your friend, or go to microsoft site and download some.
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