Love [quotes] and DotA [quotes]

[Denki]

This was created out of complete boredom.

Put love quotes with a DotA twist on it. Or a DotA quote with a stint of love.

You can troll me or whatever, DC Threads are either about 6.72 or DotA2 and its getting annoying so yeah, chill out.

I'll start.

...Does love go through magic immunity?

[fr0zenknife]

Seriously?

[wd.Ripper]

Roses are red, QoP is blue, Anti-Mage is imba, so fuck you.

amidoingitrite?

[AncientRune]

^ rofl
If im ursa, can you be my roshan?

[PuЪLiㄷEиəℳy#1]

Rikimaru to Bristleback: I'll do you from behind. *belch*

Tormented Soul: Love hurts...

Akasha: Love hurts, too.

Lucifer: Love? Love! LOVE?! Sorry, no idea.

Trolls: You make me feel HIGH!

Bloodseeker: I can feel your hear pumping faster! Oh, that's just my rupture.

[justsightseeing]

are u a faceless void? coz my heart is time locked at your presence...

and yes, i bored too..

[Denki]

Love is blind, not deaf...








-Terrorblade


Keep 'em coming guys! Fight the boredom

[NoThlnG]

Love around me.
Love in me.
Love be with me.
And let us conquer our foes.
They do not understand our love.
Do you? No. Not a soul can.
And for that, We shall make them feel the love...
The love that inhabits my soul.

[The Berserker]

Vagina around me.
Vagina in me.
Vagina be with me.
And let us conquer our vagina.
They do not understand our vagina.
Do you? No. Not a vagina can.
And for that, We shall make them feel the vagina...
The vagina that inhabits my vagina.

[Denki]

Originally Posted by Kiana

Vagina around me.
Vagina in me.
Vagina be with me.
And let us conquer our vagina.
They do not understand our vagina.
Do you? No. Not a vagina can.
And for that, We shall make them feel the vagina...
The vagina that inhabits my vagina.

Kianigger is fucking IN LOVE. /wrists

[Sven2k]

Originally Posted by Jackfrog

Why do you hate me?

Originally Posted by giuntaman

I'm just shy... it's love

Originally Posted by Kikoni

you just suck

that's deep man

[Skaloon]

A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail, when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward him.

Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.

The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The man considered her proposition for a moment, but then decided that he could rape her and save himself a hundred bucks. So he grabbed the woman by the throat and carried her outside to his pickup and threw her on top of some 2x4's in the back.

"Take those god damn clothes off you skeezy ass ho" said the man, saliva dripping from his mouth like a rabid dog. The young woman took too god damn long so the man ripped her shit off and quickly slipped his dong into her ass.

To make a long story short, the young woman has an ass so loose it could hold a baseball; she was a true gutter slut. The man was left with no choice but to donkey punch the young woman so many times she was going in and out of consciousness, and he still barely felt it.

After awhile, the man saw bloody red warts forming on his dick which came with a terrible burning. A couple minutes later the pain had become too much to handle and it was only getting worse. The man fell backwards out of the pickup and smashed his head on the parking lot which cracked his skull open and his brains dripped out and goozed across the pavement.

"Owned by gonorrhea faggot" the woman shouted as she drove off with her new car.

[The Berserker]

Originally Posted by Denki

Kianigger is fucking IN LOVE. /wrists

U JUST JELLY. /caps

[Denki]

Originally Posted by PuЪLiㄷEиəℳy#1

Rikimaru to Bristleback: I'll do you from behind. *belch*

[The Berserker]

Originally Posted by PuЪLiㄷEиəℳy#1

Rikimaru to Bristleback: I'll do you from behind. *belch*

[LeonSF505]

You're my perfect hook...(er) or whatever.
Boredom must be off!

[sunnymarcell]

morphling, morphling, why are you so imba?

[RandomFlamer]

Why when it comes to love people go all emo and shit. Or do they choose Leshrac just because he is so poetic?

Hey babe, you wanna see my divine rapier?

[NoThlnG]

Love Across Races

[system_failure]

Axe-jaina in the morning Axe - DotA Hero Details

or

Akasha- Wanna buy me a drink?Queen of Pain - DotA Hero Details
Huskar- Yeah (laugh)Sacred Warrior - DotA Hero Details