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Old 04-21-2011, 02:42 PM   #1
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Red face Love [quotes] and DotA [quotes]


This was created out of complete boredom.

Put love quotes with a DotA twist on it. Or a DotA quote with a stint of love.

You can troll me or whatever, DC Threads are either about 6.72 or DotA2 and its getting annoying so yeah, chill out.

I'll start.

...Does love go through magic immunity?
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Old 04-21-2011, 02:45 PM   #2
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Seriously?
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Old 04-21-2011, 02:46 PM   #3
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Roses are red, QoP is blue, Anti-Mage is imba, so fuck you.

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Old 04-21-2011, 02:52 PM   #4
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^ rofl
If im ursa, can you be my roshan?
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Old 04-21-2011, 02:56 PM   #5
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Rikimaru to Bristleback: I'll do you from behind. *belch*

Tormented Soul: Love hurts...

Akasha: Love hurts, too.

Lucifer: Love? Love! LOVE?! Sorry, no idea.

Trolls: You make me feel HIGH!

Bloodseeker: I can feel your hear pumping faster! Oh, that's just my rupture.
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Old 04-21-2011, 02:58 PM   #6
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are u a faceless void? coz my heart is time locked at your presence...

and yes, i bored too..
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Old 04-21-2011, 03:01 PM   #7
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Love is blind, not deaf...








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Old 04-21-2011, 03:02 PM   #8
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Love around me.
Love in me.
Love be with me.
And let us conquer our foes.
They do not understand our love.
Do you? No. Not a soul can.
And for that, We shall make them feel the love...
The love that inhabits my soul.
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Old 04-21-2011, 03:05 PM   #9
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Vagina around me.
Vagina in me.
Vagina be with me.
And let us conquer our vagina.
They do not understand our vagina.
Do you? No. Not a vagina can.
And for that, We shall make them feel the vagina...
The vagina that inhabits my vagina.
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Old 04-21-2011, 03:07 PM   #10
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Vagina around me.
Vagina in me.
Vagina be with me.
And let us conquer our vagina.
They do not understand our vagina.
Do you? No. Not a vagina can.
And for that, We shall make them feel the vagina...
The vagina that inhabits my vagina.
Kianigger is fucking IN LOVE. /wrists
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Old 04-21-2011, 03:07 PM   #11
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Why do you hate me?
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I'm just shy... it's love
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you just suck
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Old 04-21-2011, 03:07 PM   #12
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A man was sitting at a bar enjoying an after-work cocktail, when an exceptionally gorgeous and sexy young woman entered. She was so striking that the man could not take his eyes away from her. The young woman noticed his overly-attentive stare and walked directly toward him.

Before he could offer his apologies for being so rude, the young woman said to him, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for $100 on one condition."

Flabbergasted, the man asked what the condition was.

The young woman replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The man considered her proposition for a moment, but then decided that he could rape her and save himself a hundred bucks. So he grabbed the woman by the throat and carried her outside to his pickup and threw her on top of some 2x4's in the back.

"Take those god damn clothes off you skeezy ass ho" said the man, saliva dripping from his mouth like a rabid dog. The young woman took too god damn long so the man ripped her shit off and quickly slipped his dong into her ass.

To make a long story short, the young woman has an ass so loose it could hold a baseball; she was a true gutter slut. The man was left with no choice but to donkey punch the young woman so many times she was going in and out of consciousness, and he still barely felt it.

After awhile, the man saw bloody red warts forming on his dick which came with a terrible burning. A couple minutes later the pain had become too much to handle and it was only getting worse. The man fell backwards out of the pickup and smashed his head on the parking lot which cracked his skull open and his brains dripped out and goozed across the pavement.

"Owned by gonorrhea faggot" the woman shouted as she drove off with her new car.
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Old 04-21-2011, 03:09 PM   #13
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Kianigger is fucking IN LOVE. /wrists
U JUST JELLY. /caps
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Old 04-21-2011, 03:10 PM   #14
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Rikimaru to Bristleback: I'll do you from behind. *belch*
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Old 04-21-2011, 03:11 PM   #15
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Rikimaru to Bristleback: I'll do you from behind. *belch*

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Old 04-21-2011, 03:13 PM   #16
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You're my perfect hook...(er) or whatever.
Boredom must be off!
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Old 04-21-2011, 03:14 PM   #17
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morphling, morphling, why are you so imba?
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Old 04-21-2011, 03:18 PM   #18
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Why when it comes to love people go all emo and shit. Or do they choose Leshrac just because he is so poetic?

Hey babe, you wanna see my divine rapier?
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Old 04-21-2011, 03:22 PM   #19
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Love Across Races
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Old 04-21-2011, 03:31 PM   #20
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Axe-jaina in the morning Axe - DotA Hero Details

or

Akasha- Wanna buy me a drink?Queen of Pain - DotA Hero Details
Huskar- Yeah (laugh)Sacred Warrior - DotA Hero Details
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Old 04-21-2011, 03:34 PM   #21
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Old 04-21-2011, 03:42 PM   #22
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Ghost Ship buffs you with love. You ignore a lot of damage as long as it lasts, only to be dealt a lot when it's over.
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Old 04-21-2011, 04:06 PM   #23
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Baby, I love you so much, that I would rush a Divine just to make you happy. With crystal maiden.
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Old 04-21-2011, 04:22 PM   #24
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Huskar is in to sadomasochism.
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Old 04-21-2011, 04:26 PM   #25
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Omniknight': oh alleria, how can i please you?
WR: i want flowers :">
Omniknight: ok, here's my orchid, you can keep it as a sign of my love.

~boredom sux!!
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Old 04-21-2011, 04:30 PM   #26
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Vagina around me.
Vagina in me.
Vagina be with me.
And let us conquer our vagina.
They do not understand our vagina.
Do you? No. Not a vagina can.
And for that, We shall make them feel the vagina...
The vagina that inhabits my vagina.
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Old 04-21-2011, 04:33 PM   #27
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axe is red, puck is blue, if i'm morphling, can i have the wave with you?
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Old 04-21-2011, 04:33 PM   #28
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Gangbang her and you'll be fine...
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Old 04-21-2011, 05:19 PM   #29
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Ghost Ship buffs you with love. You ignore a lot of damage as long as it lasts, only to be dealt a lot when it's over.
Best one so far.
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Old 04-21-2011, 11:09 PM   #30
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Every man lives, not every man truly loves...
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Old 04-21-2011, 11:48 PM   #31
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My love for you
Is like a river.
Like a summer breeze,
That makes my soul shiver.
Your warmth spawns a magical rune,
That can cause great suffering,
Or great joy.
The regeneration I feel
When I'm with you,
Is matchless, by all comparisons.
Your beauty brings forth
Great haste in the pace of my heartbeats.
For each and every heartbeat,
Is for you.
You and you alone
Make me feel like I'm alive,
Even if it's for only a fraction of my life.
But then again,
Forever isn't even long enough.
I think about you in lane,
In ganks,
And every even minute of the day.
That's right.
Every two minutes,
My love for you refreshes.
A- - - - - - - -, you're so perfect,
So adorable in every sense.
Like a new-born baby,
Yet mature,
And charming,
Like the goddess you are.
And the image of your smile,
As the sun goes to sleep,
Takes my breath away.
Loving you brings such beauty
To this world I'm in.
My love for you, is indeed a river...
A river that runs through a map in a game I play
And it is quite epic,
I must say.
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Old 04-22-2011, 12:04 AM   #32
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My love for you
Is like a river.
Like a summer breeze,
That makes my soul shiver.
Your warmth spawns a magical rune,
That can cause great suffering,
Or great joy.
The regeneration I feel
When I'm with you,
Is matchless, by all comparisons.
Your beauty brings forth
Great haste in the pace of my heartbeats.
For each and every heartbeat,
Is for you.
You and you alone
Make me feel like I'm alive,
Even if it's for only a fraction of the day.
I think about you in lane,
In ganks,
And every even minute of the day.
And the image of your smile,
As the sun goes to sleep,
Takes my breath away.
Loving you
Brings such beauty to this world I'm in.
My love for you, is a river...
A river that runs through a map in a game I play and it is quite epic,
I must say.
EPIC!!!!!/caps
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That's some epic s*** there, GravedamN.
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Old 04-22-2011, 12:51 AM   #35
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Poem God, It's an awsome Idea.
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Old 04-22-2011, 05:45 AM   #36
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Troll: "baby, once you get me started I can't stop"
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Old 04-22-2011, 02:29 PM   #37
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Enchantress:
"Baby when you get farther away from me, it hurts the more..."

Tree of Life/Frozen Throne:
"When you are gone, I have no more reason to fight..."

Cheesy enough?
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Old 04-22-2011, 02:33 PM   #38
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Can I backdoor you?
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"...Is this love at True Sight?"
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Old 04-22-2011, 05:18 PM   #40
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I wanna be the perseverance of your linkens.

It means ii wanna sex you.
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