Leaked new hero from 6.73!!!

IanDess · 11-01-2011, 11:39 AM

Dudes, this is the new hero that IceFrog has been working so long on!!! Here are more details:

Background Story
Somewhere in the vast nothingness of internetz, dota 2 beta key noob was born. Since his earliest days, he has been playing dota and now he believes that his legal right is to play DOTA 2 as well. He will utilize his 4 powerful skills in order to accomplish his goals and nothing will stop him on his glorious path to fulfill his destiny!

Stats
Strength: 1+0
Agility: 1+0
Intelligence: 0 - 0.02

Spells
1.

Shameless QQ threads
Beta key noob can start up to over 9000 threads QQing about beta key on playdota, reddit, etc. He will shamelessly ask for beta key from everyone, he will email IceFrog, he will try to do anything to get his beta key and fulfill his glorious destiny.
Damages server bandwidth by 90 dps and slows websites. Lasts 5 seconds.

2.

Observe Streams
Between the times of desperation for beta key and QQing on the internetz, Beta key noob will watch streams of DOTA 2 to ease his despair. Also, he will watch YouTube videos and try to find any new screenshots of new heroes.
Slows progress in Beta Noob's real life by wasting time and neglecting stuff he needs to do.

3.

RAGE
When Beta Key Noob finds out that he failed to win the daily PD beta key draw, he falls into maddened rage, destroying everything in his surroundings.
40% chance to injure himself by punching/kicking walls, doors and other objects around him.

4.

Master Beta Plan (ULTIMATE)
When Beta Key Noob stops to use his 1st, 2nd and 3rd skill (QQing, watching streams and raging), he will be forced to use his ultimate - he will try to forge master plan to get Beta Key. He might record a song, create a funny photo, or do something interesting and hope that some good man will award him with a beta key.
2% chance to actually win DOTA2 beta key.

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What do you guys think, do you like this hero?? I think that his spells work in good synergy!

PS THIS THREAD IS MY ULTI

6.73b Patch notes by Grubi:
To further reflect on the behavior and intelligence of the beta key qq'ers, each time Beta Key Noob uses any of his spells he loses 1 point of inteligence permanently. This effect can stack as far as below -9000

Grubi · 11-01-2011, 11:40 AM

Implying this isn't just your "master plan" to get a beta key

odir · 11-01-2011, 11:40 AM

OH NOESSSSSSSS

bradwong · 11-01-2011, 11:41 AM

2% chance?! that's better than PD's beta key draw. Maybe that's why they do it.

Djanina · 11-01-2011, 11:43 AM

pretty funny

P1louxxx · 11-01-2011, 11:43 AM

smiled

FreeBorN · 11-01-2011, 11:43 AM

I can confirm that this hero is coming, but IceFrog will Decrease the chance to 0,1% on the ultimate.

And YOU CANNOT GET KEYS BY SPAMMING YOUR ULT IN WTF.

IT ONLY WORKS IN GARENA PUBS!

Hamycta · 11-01-2011, 11:44 AM

Nice master plan

Grubi · 11-01-2011, 11:47 AM

6.73b Patch notes:
To further reflect on the behavior and intelligence of the beta key qq'ers, each time Beta Key Noob uses any of his spells he loses 1 point of inteligence permanently. This effect can stack as far as below -9000.

What happens when when his intelligence drops to such an amazing level nobody knows, but according to my calculations it will take about 15 min to see the first ones get there

IanDess · 11-01-2011, 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by FreeBorN

I can confirm that this hero is coming, but IceFrog will Decrease the chance to 0,1% on the ultimate.

And YOU CANNOT GET KEYS BY SPAMMING YOUR ULT IN WTF.

IT ONLY WORKS IN GARENA PUBS!

Yeah, his ult might be nerfed

IanDess · 11-01-2011, 11:48 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Grubi

6.73b Patch notes:
To further reflect on the behavior and intelligence of the beta key qq'ers, each time Beta Key Noob uses any of his spells he loses 1 point of inteligence permanently. This effect can stack as far as below -9000

Rly?? Added it to the first post, thanks man.

Respect · 11-01-2011, 11:49 AM

LOL thats brilliant, I haven't used my 1-3 abilities yet but I might try an ult if I find a unique idea.

Mizure · 11-01-2011, 11:50 AM

not cool, rly misleading.

Siruma · 11-01-2011, 11:50 AM

ulti is far to good

KOD/The KknD · 11-01-2011, 11:51 AM

Nice...

warlord_7 · 11-01-2011, 11:53 AM

Get a

ForsakenAcolyte · 11-01-2011, 11:53 AM

LOL

Finoral · 11-01-2011, 11:56 AM

Haha I lol'd, nice leak though, too OP

FosZaFel2oZ · 11-01-2011, 12:02 PM

FAKE!! The upright corner shows 6.72f

jobzsinz · 11-01-2011, 12:06 PM

i did 1st 2nd and 3rd skill before
then i used ult
..and got a key... 3 KEYS !

11-01-2011, 11:39 AM	#1
IanDess Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: Serbia Posts: 125	Leaked new hero from 6.73!!! Dudes, this is the new hero that IceFrog has been working so long on!!! Here are more details: Background Story Somewhere in the vast nothingness of internetz, dota 2 beta key noob was born. Since his earliest days, he has been playing dota and now he believes that his legal right is to play DOTA 2 as well. He will utilize his 4 powerful skills in order to accomplish his goals and nothing will stop him on his glorious path to fulfill his destiny! Stats Strength: 1+0 Agility: 1+0 Intelligence: 0 - 0.02 Spells 1. Shameless QQ threads Beta key noob can start up to over 9000 threads QQing about beta key on playdota, reddit, etc. He will shamelessly ask for beta key from everyone, he will email IceFrog, he will try to do anything to get his beta key and fulfill his glorious destiny. Damages server bandwidth by 90 dps and slows websites. Lasts 5 seconds. 2. Observe Streams Between the times of desperation for beta key and QQing on the internetz, Beta key noob will watch streams of DOTA 2 to ease his despair. Also, he will watch YouTube videos and try to find any new screenshots of new heroes. Slows progress in Beta Noob's real life by wasting time and neglecting stuff he needs to do. 3. RAGE When Beta Key Noob finds out that he failed to win the daily PD beta key draw, he falls into maddened rage, destroying everything in his surroundings. 40% chance to injure himself by punching/kicking walls, doors and other objects around him. 4. Master Beta Plan (ULTIMATE) When Beta Key Noob stops to use his 1st, 2nd and 3rd skill (QQing, watching streams and raging), he will be forced to use his ultimate - he will try to forge master plan to get Beta Key. He might record a song, create a funny photo, or do something interesting and hope that some good man will award him with a beta key. 2% chance to actually win DOTA2 beta key. ---------------- What do you guys think, do you like this hero?? I think that his spells work in good synergy! PS THIS THREAD IS MY ULTI 6.73b Patch notes by Grubi: To further reflect on the behavior and intelligence of the beta key qq'ers, each time Beta Key Noob uses any of his spells he loses 1 point of inteligence permanently. This effect can stack as far as below -9000

Last edited by IanDess; 11-01-2011 at 01:58 PM.

11-01-2011, 11:40 AM	#2
Grubi Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Crofag (WE YUROPE NOW) Posts: 1,162	Re: Leaked new hero from 6.73!!! Implying this isn't just your "master plan" to get a beta key __________________ You're a Wizard Gandalf @Steam Check out my Compact Guide to Fat Ass Valve finally declared that DotA 2 is a MOBA, suck it Oldfags

11-01-2011, 11:40 AM	#3
odir Member Join Date: Apr 2010 Posts: 255	Re: Leaked new hero from 6.73!!! OH NOESSSSSSSS __________________

11-01-2011, 11:41 AM	#4
bradwong Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Posts: 253	Re: Leaked new hero from 6.73!!! 2% chance?! that's better than PD's beta key draw. Maybe that's why they do it. __________________

11-01-2011, 11:43 AM	#5
Djanina Member Join Date: Jul 2010 Location: Brazil Posts: 157	Re: Leaked new hero from 6.73!!! pretty funny __________________

11-01-2011, 11:43 AM	#7
FreeBorN Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Hungary, Szentendre Posts: 1,265	Re: Leaked new hero from 6.73!!! I can confirm that this hero is coming, but IceFrog will Decrease the chance to 0,1% on the ultimate. And YOU CANNOT GET KEYS BY SPAMMING YOUR ULT IN WTF. IT ONLY WORKS IN GARENA PUBS! __________________ Click on it for full size.

11-01-2011, 11:44 AM	#8
Hamycta Member Join Date: Oct 2011 Location: Constanta, Romania Posts: 58	Re: Leaked new hero from 6.73!!! Nice master plan

11-01-2011, 11:47 AM	#9
Grubi Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Crofag (WE YUROPE NOW) Posts: 1,162	Re: Leaked new hero from 6.73!!! 6.73b Patch notes: To further reflect on the behavior and intelligence of the beta key qq'ers, each time Beta Key Noob uses any of his spells he loses 1 point of inteligence permanently. This effect can stack as far as below -9000. What happens when when his intelligence drops to such an amazing level nobody knows, but according to my calculations it will take about 15 min to see the first ones get there __________________ You're a Wizard Gandalf @Steam Check out my Compact Guide to Fat Ass Valve finally declared that DotA 2 is a MOBA, suck it Oldfags

11-01-2011, 11:49 AM	#12
Respect Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Posts: 173	Re: Leaked new hero from 6.73!!! LOL thats brilliant, I haven't used my 1-3 abilities yet but I might try an ult if I find a unique idea.

11-01-2011, 11:50 AM	#13
Mizure Member Join Date: Sep 2010 Location: Germany Posts: 1,962 Blog Entries: 2	Re: Leaked new hero from 6.73!!! not cool, rly misleading. __________________ Join RGC -> type /j LoD to play LoD with us. You can also join Legends of Dota on Steam for LoD updates!

11-01-2011, 11:50 AM	#14
Siruma Member Join Date: Aug 2009 Posts: 21	Re: Leaked new hero from 6.73!!! ulti is far to good

11-01-2011, 11:51 AM	#15
KOD/The KknD Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Serbia Posts: 209	Re: Leaked new hero from 6.73!!! Nice... __________________ U think u are good***Try playing vs. me

11-01-2011, 11:53 AM	#17
ForsakenAcolyte Banned Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Codename : BDG, INA Posts: 1,770 Blog Entries: 2	Re: Leaked new hero from 6.73!!! LOL

11-01-2011, 11:56 AM	#18
Finoral Member Join Date: Feb 2010 Posts: 229	Re: Leaked new hero from 6.73!!! Haha I lol'd, nice leak though, too OP __________________

11-01-2011, 12:02 PM	#19
FosZaFel2oZ Member Join Date: Sep 2009 Location: ;] Posts: 560	Re: Leaked new hero from 6.73!!! FAKE!! The upright corner shows 6.72f __________________ Sig WarDota2 Dota2Rips My Thread Thanks unitUI.slk - for untinting heroes, changing model path Thanks trolBoy, altarmaria and anyone who ripped DOTA2 models! Thanks tihloh for an awesome terrain!

11-01-2011, 12:06 PM	#20
jobzsinz Member Join Date: Aug 2011 Location: California Posts: 1,324	Re: Leaked new hero from 6.73!!! i did 1st 2nd and 3rd skill before then i used ult ..and got a key... 3 KEYS ! __________________ "Jobznificent" - My FaceBook Page [Arts R' Here] My Steam : لóßżηıƒıÇعηт Can't wait to play DIRGE in DOTA2... cus ill play him like a BAWZ !