DOTA 2 Quotes

[Black Isle]

I was going through Dota 2 game files and noticed some interesting quotes, here's some of them.



"alchemist: Damn, was gonna ask Batrider if he wanted to trade mounts. Hey!"
"alchemist: You don't think Pudge will mind if we salvage him for fluids, do ya?"
"alchemist: I always wondered what you'd get if you melted Apparition down."
"alchemist: All right! Fairy dragon blood is hard to come by."

"antimage: Terror Blade."
"antimage: Hello, brother."
"antimage: What would mother say?"
"antimage: Mother always liked you best."

"batrider: Oh, Lina, I was hoping you'd be my backwarmer."
"batrider: Aw, Queenie, in another life we'd a been soulmates, I just know it!"
"batrider: Drow Ranger, don't be a stranger."
"batrider: Oh now, Windrunner, you don't have to run from me."
"batrider: I know, Vengeful: Chicks rule. They also die."
"batrider: I gotta say, Enchantress: You are spunky."
"batrider: Spectre, I have no idea what you just said, but I could listen to you all day."
"batrider: Crystal Maiden, you were a tall glass of ice water."
"batrider: I'm not speakin ill of Lina when her ashes are still warm."
"batrider: Damn, Lina, I carried such a torch for ya."
"batrider: Always a pleasure being stalked by the Templar Assassin."
"batrider: Death Prophet, I'm the one your visions been warning you about."
"batrider: Mirana, I think your ride and mine have a thing for each other."
"batrider: Broodmother, if you weren't already--ugh, never mind!"
"batrider: I wish I could have got a better look at you, Phantom Assassin."
"batrider: Hey Void! Have you seen Bat to the Future?"

"doom_bringer: Storm Spirit, you're a pretentious bastard."
"doom_bringer: Stom Spirit, shut up."

"dragon_knight: Even as a part time dragon, I have bested you Jakiro."

"enchantress: Nice rack, Leshrac!"

"huskar: Respect, Bloodseeker."
"huskar: Bloodseeker, that was well done."
"huskar: Fearlessly into the fray, Axe, in this we are alike."

"skeleton_king: You call yourself a king?"
"skeleton_king: Clinkz…still playing at bow'n arrows, I see."
"skeleton_king: Oh Queen of Pain, if I had flesh I'd let you torment it."
"skeleton_king: Ah, Queen of Pain, my bones are yours to crack."

"riki: This is redundant" ( When you obtain invisibility rune. )

"sven: Curse you and the horse you rode in on." ( To Chaos Knight )

I might post more later.

[fr0zenknife]

Bat to the future.

[Ghuy]

This Batrider is such a womanizer xD

[NothingYet]

The riki thing is cool

[ForsakenAcolyte]

What about Riki's reaction to Lothar Edge?

[Black Isle]

Originally Posted by ForsakenAcolyte

What about Riki's reaction to Lothar Edge?

Sadly, there's no specific quote for that.

Another batch of lulz:

"invoker: Throughout the aeons I have been known by many names…but my true name of power…is Carl." (Fucking lol'd)
"invoker: Behold before you, the illustrious, imperious, ingenious arch-mage… CARL."

When Jakiro obtains invisibility rune:

"jakiro: Brother, where did you go?"
"jakiro: Alone at last."
"jakiro: For the first time in my life, I see no dragon beside me."
"jakiro: Where goes the dragon at my shoulder?"
"jakiro: Brother, you never looked better."
"jakiro: Brother, you never looked better. No, you. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!"

"juggernaut: Does it matter if I put this in my jug or not. Get it? Jug or not?" (When he bottles a rune)
"juggernaut: I'm the Juggernaut, bitch!"
"juggernaut: I'm the Juggernaut, Lich!"

"kunkka: Tidehunter, eh? More like catch o' the day!"

"leshrac: Enchantress, you're a disgrace to four legs."

"life_stealer: Try to heal your way out of that, Omniknight."
"life_stealer: Necrolyte, I'm not in the habit of stealing death."
"life_stealer: Pudge, so much life to steal."
"life_stealer: You had the right idea, Bloodseeker…but the wrong master."
"life_stealer: Nature's Prophet…bleh…your life tastes like sap!"
"life_stealer: Mmm, Queen of Pain… so succulent."
"life_stealer: Mmm, Viper…tastes like chicken."
"life_stealer: I steal your life…someone else already stole your face."

"lina: Ice is not nice."
"lina: Cold-hearted bitch."
"lina: That's cold, Crystal."
"lina: Crystal Maiden? More like Crystal Meltin'."
"lina: Talk about sibling rivalry!"
"lina: You were adopted!"

"crystalmaiden: Ice trumps fire!"
"crystalmaiden: Hell-bitch..."
"crystalmaiden: Lina, you hellfire bitch!"
"crystalmaiden: Lina, you hellfire hellbitch!"
"crystalmaiden: I'm sorry, Sister. I always was the good one."
"crystalmaiden: I always was the good one."

[fr0zenknife]

Carl had it coming.

[AriStar]

Bat to the future.

[StraY_WolF]

Wait what?? CARL??!!
GOD BLESS YOU VALVE!

[Kanashimi]

Originally Posted by Black Isle

"lina: You were adopted!"

Woa, that's so mean.

[Nicolback]

Weaver: (after obtaining Radiance) "GLORIOUS RADIANCE!"

[Weyland]

"life_stealer: I steal your life…someone else already stole your face."

This is golden

[Vot1_Bear]

Carl ftw

[DaNTe_0101]

nice 1 update it soon

[Black Isle]

"beastmaster: It's not the size of the beast in the fight…well, actually, size kinda helps."
"beastmaster: Basshunter, on the hunt."

"faceless_void: I may be faceless, but I'm not maceless."

"nevermore: Never say Nevermore..."

"night_stalker: I stalk, you crawl."
"night_stalker: Mirana, I am most favored of the moon."
"night_stalker: Luna, the moon favors me."

"pudge: Nothing better than a nice raw liver."
"pudge: Oh, kidneys. Kidneys is nice."

"queenofpain: Time for some roleplay."

"sniper: Dying is easy. Here, let me show you."
"sniper: Why am I smiling? This is what trigger-happy looks like."

"spirit_breaker: Basher, this is redundant."

"sven: It's Rogue Knight, dammit! It's not rouge knight."

"tidehunter: Kunkka, I thought I left you on the bottom of the sea."

"ursa: Those who called Axe a bear of a man, have never met me."
"ursa: I was not your Beast to Master."
"ursa: Oh Lone Druid, you almost had me fooled."

"vengefulspirit: Prepare for the wave of terror: boo!"

"venomancer: Keep your enemies close, and your antidotes closer."
"dark_seer: If you enemy is equal, prepare for him. If greater, elude him. If weaker, crush him."

"venomancer: Ah, Viper, you might want to invest in some venom."

"viper: Your venom was no match for my poison."
"viper: Feather's are for the weak."
"viper: Orb of venom. I need this why?"

"warlock: Best Fiends Forever!"
"warlock: Rapier? Really?"

"weaver: What sort of bug are you, Assassin?"

"windrunner: I'll hang my enemies armor like windchimes."
"windrunner: Drow Ranger, where'd you learn to shoot?"

"witchdoctor: Wait for it…wait for it…"
"witchdoctor: He's about to pop."

"zuus: Immortality was overrated. This is much more interesting."
"zuus: If I didn't exist, it would be necessary to invent me."
"zuus: In Me I trust."
"zuus: Ah, my old friend Immortality." (Aegis)

And that's the last one.

If anyone is interested the files are located at:
\Steam\steamapps\common\dota 2 beta\dota\resource\subtitles_heroname_english.txt

[micke97]

"sniper: Dying is easy. Here, let me show you."

LOL!

[HHHNNNGGG]

Originally Posted by Black Isle

"skeleton_king: Oh Queen of Pain, if I had flesh I'd let you torment it."
"skeleton_king: Ah, Queen of Pain, my bones are yours to crack."

Never heard that Leoric is a masochist.

[kings.empire]

Originally Posted by Black Isle

"invoker: Throughout the aeons I have been known by many names…but my true name of power…is Carl." (Fucking lol'd)

Beyond epic LOL

[ForsakenAcolyte]

Originally Posted by Black Isle

"lina: Ice is not nice."
"lina: Cold-hearted bitch."
"lina: That's cold, Crystal."
"lina: Crystal Maiden? More like Crystal Meltin'."
"lina: Talk about sibling rivalry!"
"lina: You were adopted!"

"crystalmaiden: Ice trumps fire!"
"crystalmaiden: Hell-bitch..."
"crystalmaiden: Lina, you hellfire bitch!"
"crystalmaiden: Lina, you hellfire hellbitch!"
"crystalmaiden: I'm sorry, Sister. I always was the good one."
"crystalmaiden: I always was the good one."

Never know if they're sisters.

[Asmodification]

Batrider is such a player. xD