King of the Hill (Forum Game)

[Divine]

King of The Hill is an easy game to play. There is a virtual hill in the forum and you need to say what you did to the person who currently owns the hill to get them off and you have to say "My Hill"

Example:
Person1 goes up the hill and stabs Person2 with a flaming sword causing Person2 to roll down the hill in flames. Person1 then proclaims "My Hill"!

Divine goes up the unclaimed hill and says "MY HILL"!

[Butcher]

Butcher pays Altair to Assassinate Divine, Then goes up the hill and Builds Forts Around The Hill, Claiming " My Hill!"

[Divine]

before Altair assassinates me, i offerred him a cookie, and we are friends now. Altair uses his sneaky stuff to remove the walls around teh hill, then I used a hook to kill and dismember butcher, then i go up the hill, put up a bunch of sticks on the ground with butcher's body parts hanging from them warning of any further trespassers
"My Hill!"

[Butcher]

little did divine know my body parts are me, they regenerate and form 100 butchers, then they surround divine and eat him alive.
My Hill

[Divine]

after being eaten, my soul gets accepted by Tyrael and he grants me use of his holy body, I am now Tyrael.
I smite you. Then I summon guardians to patrol the hill.
My Hill.

[Vengeance]

Tells the guardians that the cake is a lie, which makes them cry. I claim the hill as my own unopposed.
My Hill.

[Divine]

gets some beds with a sphere on top of it, places it outside the hill, dreamsphere sees the beds and go to them and fall asleep, i then run up to the hill with a chocolate cake, and my guardians now love me
my hill.

[Vengeance]

Wakes up and disguises himself as a guardian. Then yells "Hey! Who put poison in the cake?!" Then sneaks on top of the hill as the guardians are angered at Divine.
My Hill.

[Divine]

too bad my friend altair was hording up in my hill all this time, he immediately saw the crisis, and kills all the guardians, and then kicks dreamsphere from the hill, and he rolls down into a river, I then summon Titans to defend and make my hill into an island so it's reachable only by air or sea. I then call my hill Island Defense.
My Hill!

[Vengeance]

The game of Island Defense was filled with leavers and thus the remaining players agree to leave and the game ends. A new hill was chosen and I run to the hill and claim it.
My Hill.

(Never played Island Defense... )

[Divine]

negotiated a treaty with obama to do a hostile takeover of dreamsphere's hill through bribes.
then arrested dreamsphere and locked him up for life in gauntanemo bay
climbs to hill, and with full fbi and cia support and troops
My Hill

[Vengeance]

Bribes the guards and is released from Guantanamo. Provokes Russia to attack the island and clear it up. Divine is taken to Russia as a prisoner of war and the cia and fbi retreat. The hill is free for claiming again.
My Hill.

[Divine]

Divine had a picture of Joseph Stalin in his wallet, and showed it to the Russian government, they immediately fall in love with Divine, and mobilizes the entire Red Army to once again capture DreamSphere, but this time, they decapitate him after torture Red -Army style.
Divine uses photoshop to resize Stalin's wallet sized picture to a wall painting, then posts it on the hill to show Russian strength.
My Hill

[Vengeance]

Automatically uses Aegis of the Immortal to come back to life. Then goes to Russia and shows faked proof of how Divine has betrayed Russia. With Russia infuriated the hill along with Divine is nuked to nothingness. Russia then gives me ownership of an island with a hill for my assistance.
My Hill!

[Divine]

since Divine can already time warp on several occasions, he rolls back time to before Dreamsphere revived, too bad the aegis was a broken shield dreamsphere dies 2 minutes later
My Hill

[Vengeance]

Dreamsphere is eternal and forms himself again after death. Goes to the hill and pushes Divine off the hill. Divine hits his head into a rock and gains amnesia and thus no longer remembers about the king of the hill and walks away.
My hill.

[Divine]

altair greets Divine one day, then shows him the cookie.
Divine regains memory, and grows mad..........
A BEARD FORMS!!!!
DIVINE HIKES UP THE HILL, BEATS DREAMSPHERE SENSELESS, THROWS HIS BODY INTO A UPS CRATE AND SHIPS HIM TO MACHU PICHU.
My Hill!

[Vengeance]

Shipping was not paid for and the crate is sent back to the hill while Divine sleeps. Regains senses, breaks free from the crate and kills Divine in his sleep. Next orders an air strike on altair and enjoys a nice day as the king of the hill.
My Hill.

[Divine]

u can'tz air strike an assassin cuz u have no idea where he is. Divine's soul seeks death prophet's help, she agrees to call her spirits for help. DP remolds Divine's body, and i reposess my body. Then dp does exorcism on dreamsphere, and cause him to go insane and jump off the hill to his death. I climb up my hill, surrounds it with a titanium fort, calls superman, and builds a bunch of laser machine guns on the Hill.
My Hill

[Butcher]

i blackmail superman with kryptonite, and he destroys the lasers and throws divine into space.
my hill.