Quotes Portfolio

[TheDamneD]

Right, so.

I won't be updating this quotes portfolio anymore, SECXIIKILLA will, in a new, separate thread. Post you quotes there, thank you.

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Originally Posted by Tain

this EPIC but also tl.dr for some people


“When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know. Take it out on someone you don’t know, but you know deserves it. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying “Hello.”

I politely said, “This is Rick. Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?” Suddenly, a manic voice yelled out in my ear, “Get the right f***ing number!” and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn’t believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn’s correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.

After hanging up with her, I decided to call the wrong number again. When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled, “You’re an a**hole!” and hung up. I wrote his number down with the word “a**hole” next to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I’d call him up and yell, “You’re an a**hole!” It always cheered me up.

When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic a**hole calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, “Hi, this is John Smith from the telephone company. I’m calling to see if you’re familiar with our Caller ID Program?” He yelled “NO!” and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back and said, “That’s because you’re an a**hole!” and hung up.

One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot. Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had patiently waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I’d been waiting for that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a For Sale sign in his back window, so I wrote down his number.

A couple of days later, right after calling the first a**hole, I thought that I’d better call the BMW a**hole, too. I said, “Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?” He said, “Yes, it is.” I then asked, “Can you tell me where I can see it?” He said, “Yes, I live at 34 Oak Tree Blvd. in Fairfax. It’s a yellow ranch style house, and the car’s parked right out in front.” I asked, “What’s your name?” He said, “My name is Don Hansen.” I asked, “When’s a good time to catch you, Don?” He said, “I’m home every evening after five.” I said, “Listen, Don, can I tell you something?” He said, “Yes?” I said, “Don, you’re an a**hole!” Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too.

Now, when I had a problem, I had two a**holes to call. Then I came up with an idea… I called a**hole #1. He said, “Hello.” I said, “You’re an a**hole!” but I didn’t hang up. He asked, “Are you still there?” I said, “Yeah!” He screamed, “Stop calling me!” I said, “Make me.” He asked, “Who are you?” I said, “My name is Don Hansen.” He said, “Yeah? Where do you live?” I said, “a**hole, I live at 34 Oak Tree Blvd. in Fairfax. A yellow ranch style home and I have a black Beamer parked in front.” He said, “I’m coming over right now, Don. And you had better start saying your prayers.” I said, “Yeah, like I’m really scared, a**hole” and hung up.

Then I called a**hole #2. He said, “Hello?” I said, “Hello, a**hole.” He yelled, “If I ever find out who you are…” I said, “You’ll what?” He exclaimed, “I’ll kick your ass!” I answered, “Well, a**hole, here’s your chance. I’m coming over right now.”

Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I was on my way over to 34 Oak Tree Blvd. in Fairfax to kill my gay lover. Then I called Channel 7 News about the gang war going down in Oak Tree Blvd in Fairfax.

I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax. I got there just in time to watch the two a**holes beating the crap out of each other in front of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news crew. NOW I feel much better.“

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Originally Posted by nak232

how 2 defeat strong enemies like mort,void,cent etc. when they hav luxury items

Originally Posted by Abdulink

Ghost scepter, manta style.

Originally Posted by nak232

awwww
y ghost scepter??

Originally Posted by DemonSpade

because it gives 7 to all stats

Originally Posted by LostFlip

and turns you transparent

Originally Posted by SilentSeason

Just pick lina go topless?

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Originally Posted by Dark Solitude

Proof that aliens exist: Nizaris

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Originally Posted by Pyrowasper

Title: Illusions are extremely irritating. No one knows the real one. It is almost impossible to find the real one without an AoE effect. This guide is meant to show how illusions can be used in many different ways.


Contents

1.Pros and Cons
2.Uses of illusions
3.Specialitiy of illusions
4.Heroes with illusion creating skills
5.Heroes compatible with illusions
6.Items compatible with illusions
7.Conclusion

Originally Posted by Leadblast

imba guide titles ftw!

Originally Posted by Redleader134

The title is longer than the guide :/

Originally Posted by megastarcraft20

I approve this message.

Originally Posted by Big_Matt

Posting in an epic thread.

Originally Posted by SECXIIKILLA

is the title the guide?...

Originally Posted by JerkCo

And here is an extremely long post to show you how titles are better when shortened. In shortening the title, one realises that one will be able to quickly access the human brain, as simple, not complicated gets the message through the quickest. In doing so, the readability and how concise the guide increases. This helps to sell your guide and thus have more people read the guide. Long titles also degrade your credibility, and in future guides, people will expect long titles, and long long long long long long long long wall of texts. And that is bad, as no one wants to read long wall of texts. if you would want to contain as much information in a title as possible, it has to be interesting, short, yet informative. as such, it may look like this, for example: "ILLu55I0n5 and their capabilities." In my title, it is somewhat interesting due to my use of numerical numbers as alphabets, and is in itself an illusion, thus highlighting the main point of this guide: illusions. it is also within what I term the 5-word rule, where only five words are allowed in a typical title. By adding "capabilities", I have redirected some of the attention to what I want to talk about in this guide, the capabilities, which you have termed as "how illusions can be used". I traded 5 words for 1. concise. also, you do not want to put your content into your title, which i presume is "no one knows... blahblablah AoE effect."
this way, you can elaborate more about it in your guide instead. In conclusion, this post is fail as I just performed a wall of text. [t-up]

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Originally Posted by Mumbo-Jumbo

Hinüber wall ich,
Und jede Pein
Wird einst ein Stachel
Der Wollust sein.
Noch wenig Zeiten,
So bin ich los,
Und liege trunken
Der Lieb' im Schoß.
Unendliches Leben
Wogt mächtig in mir
Ich schaue von oben
Herunter nach dir.
An jenem Hügel
Verlischt dein Glanz -
Ein Schatten bringet
Den kühlenden Kranz.
O! sauge, Geliebter,
Gewaltig mich an,
Daß ich entschlummern
Und lieben kann.
Ich fühle des Todes
Verjüngende Flut,
Zu Balsam und Äther
Verwandelt mein Blut -
Ich lebe bei Tage
Voll Glauben und Mut
Und sterbe die Nächte
In heiliger Glut.


Post a poem in your native speak.

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Originally Posted by Black.Lotus

Bleach FTW!!!
Best anime ever!!!

*cry* go on with the story!

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Originally Posted by Anub'arak Obama

N'aix vs. N'aix


Will the match ever end? Or will the 2 heroes pound it out with each other forever?

Originally Posted by Fluicor

Wait!I just had an epiphany!
Naix will win!

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Originally Posted by Sequential

I am of the opinion that, most members here are too scared to reveal their real fetishes, such as Maelk porn, and that is why they hide behind as many Japanese sounding things as possible.

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Originally Posted by J-Styles

I am a noob, started playing Dota less than a week ago, I've been recommended guides and replays. In replays, I see people have like fast hands, they use inventory items fast. I've been wondering if it is really very fast hands or they use a program/shortcut keys?

Thx in advance

Originally Posted by LostFlip

do stuff that requires fast hands.
example: fapping.

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Originally Posted by God of Death

Hi guys !
I think that Lucifer is too weak. I have a suggestion:

New Devour:

Increased manacost for balance.

Originally Posted by Foede

GTFO of suggs.

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Originally Posted by SystemOfADown

COMPARE

Originally Posted by Crysiz

i should ban you for posting that.

but i can't, need my pills.

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Originally Posted by laishouwern

your guide is immature, which proves that you are actually a not so cool kid !

what is the defination of a STUPID hero ? just because u dont like it doesnt mean that it is stupid. eg. wisp. u duno how to use it, doesnt mean that it is STUPID or USELESS ! oh yeah, do u even know what's -swap ?? if u get a hero u dont like/ previous game hero , consider swapping ! pros can use all kind of heroes ( which u cant ) .

OH MY ! you can only get a ring in early game ? the best = perseverance ? if i solo mid i can get battle furry by around 20 mins ( early game ). oh btw, mask of madness is 100 times better than offering > cuz omni = invul ; MOM = +atck spd + soft ; invul + soft = IMBA .

so erm, i am a 10 yr old kid and i know SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO much ! how bout you ? grown up ?

Originally Posted by SECXIIKILLA

going on quotes portfolio, faggot. lololol. you deserve a , bitch.

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Originally Posted by BattledOne

Why isn't this implemented yet? T-UP

Originally Posted by paulo_2_5

Because this was posted yesterday.

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Originally Posted by TheChainBoy

Player 1: OMG my freind's house is on fire !!!! I'll go help him !!
*player 1 has left the game
Player 2: Sry guys g2g I'm his friend and that means my house is burning !!
*player 2 has left the game
Player 3: G2G I'm the 1 who set his house on fire and I gotta hide b4 they find out.
*player 3 has left the game

"OMG IS THAT ANGELINA JOLIE ? FUU all Angelina Jolie is here !!!"

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Originally Posted by Raza_qadri

Hey
where is 6.69c ai map?

Originally Posted by 11dax11

FFS

The latest official ai map thread is ALWAYS stickied.
Can a mod please close this?

Originally Posted by Raza_qadri

can anyone give me a link to 6.69 ai map

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Originally Posted by ramkoz1

Current is good and i don't really find this one warcraftish.

T-down

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Originally Posted by Floor

Everytime anyone says game ogre, a nigger dies.

Originally Posted by Rivirland

game ogre game ogre game ogre game ogre game ogre game ogre game ogre game ogre game ogre game ogre game ogre game ogre game ogre game ogre game ogre game ogre

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Originally Posted by condorzai

How can I find the url code for my newly drawn picture in "paint" ? I want to share it in the forum but I dono how to get the URL code T.T

Originally Posted by Death The Kid

Did you draw it online?

Originally Posted by condorzai

^I draw it with paint T.T but I can't find the url link T.T

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Originally Posted by Cp6uja_

Real men play Tinker with power treads!

Originally Posted by Sonic_Stream

Dude, real man eat faggot for breakfast, noob for lunch, finally mod for dinner with troll as dessert.

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Originally Posted by Misaaaa

One of my oldest funbuilds was Double-Basher Sniper. After the remake, i had never tried it again until yesterday and I found that the bash ability did not proc as frequently as I would like it to proc. I understand that with the remade basher is imposible to permabash ( it sucks) but I would love to know if Headshot interferes with basher in any way. (Or maybe I was unlucky)

Originally Posted by Magicmaster

Let me see. Perhaps this or that or maybe this one? No. I guess THIS!.

Enjoy.

Originally Posted by Varuka

My favorite part is that you just linked him the last time he asked this question.

(Yes, it was 2 years ago.)

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Originally Posted by Glac1al

Always remember magic damage is dealt after magic resistance reductions, i.e if you see a hero with 480 HP and have Lv1. finger, 200 mana, I don't recommend to use it when it's 1x1(long range)

Originally Posted by akhokhay

Oh really I think first the magic is dealt then magic resistance comes out and say hi!
really wtf!
and this is in fact of the day thread!

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Originally Posted by stvdooc

Remember always get 1st,2nd skill combo.....so that you will end up with excellent assist and not to mention the kills you will be able to get when you have stunning allies....hex and wex are powerful very powerful....when you get the chance to get exort you will be a very powerful wizard the sentinel can never imagine.....never forget the important thing for kael is Assist dont be greedy with your spells and DONT go on a Lane ALONE go with 2 or 3 allies to ensure killing spree's

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Originally Posted by Johnmulambo

viper with no boots?

Originally Posted by Nemanja666

He don't walk, he fly

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Originally Posted by God of Death

You just failed the heterosexuality test.

Originally Posted by Zesty_Pancakes

^ So if roshan dropped aegis and a circlet, you would take the circlet? Wtf.

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Originally Posted by Omega_P

Its my 1st time....so umm its cool and hard >.<

Originally Posted by God of Death

That's what she said.

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Originally Posted by Denki

Asking a question then not accepting the correct answer = Total omega-noob

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Originally Posted by Kiana

Haha! That cracked me up.

Luna rides on a buffalo? :O But, there are no buffalos in Warcraft, only taurens. So.. Luna rides on a tauren? sdfsdsdf

Originally Posted by Dark Solitude

^Luna was riding Raigor...!?

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Originally Posted by Cáno

I can make a handstand, look.

/( .-.)\

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Originally Posted by ucihaabid

I was wondering if somoene could give me a :
low cost
(recycle things preferred)
easy-to-find things
not so complicated to make

as my project for the coming up science and innovation competition

pls i nid ur guys help very much =D

Originally Posted by HappyCat

oy op, as an innovation project shouldn't you be at least have enough morality to come up with your own idea instead of asking?

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Originally Posted by MrhCow

Put nude hot babes in the cover and I'm sure many will buy it.

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Originally Posted by GravedamN

How many accounts does TLG have?

Originally Posted by Kakkun

youre too young to know

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Originally Posted by FreeBorN

Did you know that Io is IMBA!

You don't know where his face is turned..

You cannot just force staff him unless he is already moving.

He needs a tail!

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Title: wat to buy for axe to make it pro????

Originally Posted by sokia123

who can tell me????wat to buy and how to do combo and teamwork ????

Originally Posted by azraelzbane

Bai for AX Batlefuri it make you diil mor DEIMIDJ wit spin ent wen u hev mor DEIMIDJ u nid to bai laifstiil for mor HELT POinT. en nol u lifstiil wit mor sple6 DEIMIDJ

Originally Posted by doomsheep

Originally Posted by winddragon

Originally Posted by iKrivetko

THIS is the new shit.

Originally Posted by Dai Ca

Obviously you get AXES for AXE. It's common sense

Originally Posted by 13BladesOfChao§

This is better than your Ogre Axe.

This build is not recomended.
Users may experience reading the word " Unable to carry more than one "

Originally Posted by mrwoodenshoes

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Originally Posted by K2SO4!Archangel

Instead of carrying it around and stunning himself?

Originally Posted by qoou

Genesis 38: 9-10

But Onan knew that the offspring would not be his. So whenever he went in to his brother's wife he would waste the semen on the ground, so as not to give offspring to his brother. And what he did was wicked in the sight of the Lord, and he put him to death also.


Alchemist is clearly a god-fearing man.

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Originally Posted by kitchen

Dragon Slave needs a name change too. Should be PHOENIX BEAM. Light Strike Array? What does that even mean? Should be FIRESTUN WITH DELAY.

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Originally Posted by Cáno

Explained at the bottom of the page.

Slardar would have 1 - (1 - 0.3 )^3 * ( 1 - 0.25 ) chance.

Edit: Here you are...

Originally Posted by asuna

Slardar would have 1 - (1 - 0.3 )^3 - ( 1 - 0.25 ) chance.
cano made mistake :O >!? shouldn't it be 0.7x0.7x0.7x0.75 then 1 - answer? troll?
EDIT: i read ure source, i still dont understand how its related to ranged heroes not getting the values i posted. and whats the difference between melee and range with 3 mkb

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Originally Posted by Kraivo

Recently, Ricky Martin made a formal recognition that he is gay.
Now I understand why Rikimaru has a bonus when attacking from behind xDDD

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Originally Posted by Kanashimi

Why there are no quotes of mine here?
I'm totally quotable.

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Originally Posted by The Inquisitor

SILLY BITCH
YOUR QQ CANNOT HARM ME
DONT YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
I'M THE INQUISITOR, BITCH
oh wai-

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Originally Posted by Valorian

Cp6uja is my alt

Originally Posted by Cp6uja_

Why did you tell them??

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Originally Posted by dominator02

BloodStone for BloodSeeker because he loves blood.

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Originally Posted by drakenchamp

gud day administration... when will be the official release of dota 6.68 ai? can u make the AI more challenging? i hope u also make an AI for PUDGE WAR... plsssss...

keep it up administration... i LOVE this SITE...

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Originally Posted by zxdragon12

Trolling came from 4chan, Troll Warlord came from Trolling, Don't feed the troll came from Troll Warlord.

Therefore, 4chan started a great species.

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Originally Posted by Ivanns

^ I would still tap her.

Originally Posted by SilentchiLLL

u´re a random guy in the internet, u´d probably even do a cow if she has the right curves
all of us would

(i needed 1 hour to make this post)

4chan ftw

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Originally Posted by Cyampagn

Meh Jesus is overrated...SK needs only 3 seconds to come back; 3 days and you call youself god? cmon

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Originally Posted by arisinhell

Dead stuff should stay dead..

Originally Posted by Redleader134

Jesus would like to have a word with you...

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Originally Posted by Blizz_W

Thundergods Wrath, why killsteal a hero when you can killsteal a team?

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Originally Posted by Green_Sliche

OP, I should move this to Random chat.

Maybe she is Jealous. Dota proves to be the best counter to girls and they know this.

Originally Posted by Green_Sliche

^Pics of you cosplaying or didn't happen.

Originally Posted by Valorian

what

moved to DotA Chat

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Originally Posted by rhasta555

Please post some evidences that Sven is a Filipino

I don't want answers like he is not a filipino etc. I want answers why he is a filipino.

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Originally Posted by Cremesauce

in my last game i saw a doom bringer with the passive crit.
he left the game so we sold his items, but he was still able to crit.
i looked at his abilitys and saw 2 new passives.
critical strike and an aura to do more damage like Vladimir's Offering.
how he got this abilities or was he a cheater?
pls help...

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Originally Posted by chick3nfist

"Bradwarden counters each blow made to him with a swift strike."
The first time i read that i was totally looking forward to centaur blinkstriking whoever whacks him.

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Originally Posted by Valorian

I wish for this thread to be closed.

I am also Santa Claus.

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Originally Posted by Elements-

I didn't draw that. Am I a deprived child Juggernaut? <_<

Originally Posted by Francis

Unfortunately it appears that you are.

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Originally Posted by legal515

Some weeks ago Razer started a Giveaway of a mouse, keyboad, mousepad and headset. Is this over or have the winners been released?

Originally Posted by Cp6uja_

What does that have to do with DotA?

Moved to Random Chat.

Originally Posted by Valorian

What does this have to do with Random Chat?

Moved to Quick Help

Originally Posted by Wyk

Lol. ^^

@ OP

You will have to go here in order to see the list of winners. You will have to like th Razer Page to reveal.
Razer | Facebook

Thread Closed to avoid those people spamming ads again.

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Originally Posted by asam3

that made me shit alot of things not intented to come out of my anus.

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Originally Posted by jaredkk

EXCUSE ME BROS MY NAME IS 6.69 B/C INVOKER

AND IM ABOUT TO RAPE THE SH** OUT OF YOUR WHOLE TEAM

Impossible you say? Its only 8 or 9 minutes you say??

WELL TELL THAT TO MY +117 ATTACK DAMAGE WITH MY ALACTRITY AND MY FAST AS FUCK ATTACK SPEED. whats that? you want mercy? ILL FINISH YA WITH A DEAF BLAST BRO!

By the way ice frog, THANKS FOR MAKING ME SUPER FUC%%#$ IMBA. Thats all

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Originally Posted by Naroblas

and maybe icefrog never nerfed it for ages because your idea is fucking stupid

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Originally Posted by HoldenCaulfield

950 gold for 10 switchable stats and 25 ias.

Half a hyperstone and an ogre axe without wasting an inventory slot.

Every caster besides tinker uses it for the cheap 200 hp and inventory efficiency.

Every carry uses it for attack speed and HP.

Even previous BoT users are starting to use it like Morph and SF

Only BoT user left is tinker.

maybe time for a nerf back to 6.62 state. Add a 400 gold recipe, make + 30ias and 65 ms.

Originally Posted by cuban-communist

Arcane boots are overpowered. 1000 gold for almost unlimited mana the whole game? 65 movespeed?

Almost every strength hero is getting it for infinite mana.

Originally Posted by LethalWeapon

Phase boots are overpowered.

900 gold for +24 damage and 70 MS with the phase ability.

A mithril hammer, an ms increasing PLUS psuedo-windwalk (practically a free yasha AND lothar's edge!!!!) active every 5 seconds without wasting an inventory slot.

Every hero uses it for the damage and the speediness.

Even previous treads users are starting to use it like Juggernaut and Ursa.

IMBA

Originally Posted by xcloser

Boots are overpowered. An almost infinite increase in ability to position, chase, and get to where you want to be compared to someone who doesn't have them for only 500 gold? too imba

Originally Posted by Deliora

Boots of Travel are overpowered too.

2700 gold for +95 MS and Teleport.

Free Scroll of Town Portal every 60 seconds without wasting an inventory slot.

Every hero uses it for MS and Teleport.

Even previous Treads users are starting to use it like Broodmother or Shadow Shaman.

So nerf this.

Originally Posted by Lateboomer

Branches are too OP and destroys tree, nerf plz

Originally Posted by harakirinosaru

Wards are too OP, they warn you of ganks and Pudge, nerf plz.

Do you understand how hard it was not to wake my roommates with my laughter?

Originally Posted by cuban-communist

Crow too overpowered. Lets you never leave the lane and refills bottle for only 400 gold.

Every team getting one. Please buff circle of power to make it more fair.

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Originally Posted by asam3

roshan is situated in the most strategic place in dota. How did they thought of putting him up there? Simple.

Do this 5 simple steps to know how they did it.

1. open up a dota map as big as your computer screen
2. see the red dot in the middle? that's the bullseye, the other dots have low scores, don't bother hitting them.
3. get a dart, be sure to hit the red one.
4. get pissed, you just got your monitor destroyed.
5. buy a new monitor and post in PD how the output in your experiment went.

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Originally Posted by Audacious

Hahha. just made me think about how fucking retardet it would be is rassler was in lord of the rings.

Legolas: "Watch out! Creatues from Isengard!"

Rassler: "Hold on a sec, have you heard about my gay brother?"

OP: Cool!

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Originally Posted by 悲しいバグ

How do I ask you a question on your visitor messages

Originally Posted by Shahzal

Valorian , where you from ?!

Originally Posted by CvP

Valo is from the Gotham City and he has wings of justice >.>

Originally Posted by Crysiz

epic grave dig

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Originally Posted by ryhu

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Originally Posted by LEM0NS

The first skill is uncodable. There is no way to accurately get a units attack speed.

Originally Posted by Prince Kassad

if it isn`t how did ice maked Empowering haste?

Originally Posted by LEM0NS

That based on movement speed, not attack speed.

Originally Posted by Ryugo

Isn't exactly icefrog, dude.
The programs have their limits.
Also, some people here know how to do testmaps and everything else, so I wouldn't doubt about people who say that something is uncodeable.

Originally Posted by Ryugo

Lol. No-action fan.

His main attribute was AGI before? But if you buy a Hyperstone, I don't think he will stay like you want.
Okay, don't change your ulti, but it forces synergy with the first. And Slark steals all atributes, I was saying to steal only from AGI, and like an active skill.
About 2nd skill: You haven't said that the bonuses stack. And MS isn't everything, if Lycanthrope didn't has critical strike, he would take too much time to kill an enemy hero. Also, Barathrum has three stuns, Balanar has a Slow and a Silence and Murloc has Pounce.

It seems like first skill is uncodeable. =/

Originally Posted by Prince Kassad

i dont belive that

Originally Posted by Prince Kassad

limits are the human`s imagination and knowlage

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Originally Posted by Mukkaram

European people like to auto-attack creeps instead of last hitting

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Originally Posted by Hev

Solution:
Pick DK
-repick

Done.

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Originally Posted by PDGG
[15:52:44] <TheBloodseeker> i walked down the street today on my way to get some breakfast
[15:52:57] <TheBloodseeker> and someone yelled from across the road "MOAR RAGES FAGGOT"
[15:53:02] <Zephirdd> ROFL
[15:53:04] <Raxet> LOLD
[15:53:07] <TheBloodseeker> i chased him down and beat him to an inch of his life.
[15:53:11] <TheBloodseeker> to an inch
[15:53:12] <TheBloodseeker> of his
[15:53:13] <TheBloodseeker> life.

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Originally Posted by hoogopoogo

QoP with 3 Divines, BoT and RoH - Viable?

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Originally Posted by Government

Should roshan be moved to bot right corner now?

It will free up the all important mid area

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Originally Posted by Dougzenhu

dark seer is nice coz u cant vacuum more than 1 hero.
triple
ultra
rampageee

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Originally Posted by Jin_Kazama

I've found that some DotA games there will be 100% chance of win when a team have Witch Doctor. Maeldict is a skill that deal damage based on the damage a hero receives. Maeldict isn't a buff. Even repel of Omniknight couldn't erase it. What you all think if Witch Doctor team with Shadow Priest and Warlock? Do you think that Witch Doctor can make a RAMPAGE? I can see imbalance in this maeldict skill. So, you guys think the damage of this skill shall be reduced or just remain?

Please give your opinion.

^Actually, everything he says should be quoted...

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Originally Posted by alsky

hello everybody, i'm new on this site but i've palyed dota for 3 years already lol

i just wanna ask something to you all, have you ever seen the name of the heroes seems to be different? i mean it's likely not the name we all always know, for example is ursa. his name is ulfsaar as we know, but sometimes i saw his name changed into fuzzy wuzzy. and many more heroes are like that, too. so do you know what exactly is going on? sorry if i'm asking a silly question

^How the...

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Originally Posted by gnaggnoyil

Naga Siren may be propular in the future...

^Check the OP.

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Originally Posted by Azedenkae

Visage. Do you guys think that she's a girl, or he's a guy?

V

Originally Posted by dreamless

It's totally a chick, she mothers all those little revenants from the corpses of her foes. Just like spider, logic dictates she's a girl. And birds just seem feminine to me in nature, along with cats.

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Originally Posted by atreyu_rio

Title: shadow priest and necrolyte. wat should u pair



the best supports..

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Originally Posted by belgian_rofls

Here's why:
(Title: Terrorblade is the worst hero)



1. No slow
2. No stun
3. No defense mechanism (you may say his illusions confuse the enemy but all it takes is one AoE spell to counter this)
4. Takes FOREVER to farm enough to actually be good
5. Sunder has a cast time and needs to be really close to get it off
6. Soul steal might be the worst skill in the game
7. He's only picked in EM games

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Originally Posted by DCX

Whats your point? Retards make up 90% of the community. If you are not smart enough to avoid them, it makes you one of them.

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Originally Posted by MrhCow

People here hate pubs because pub players own them with sny, vlads, vanguard, battlefury

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Originally Posted by nhe1_8

Ive been playing lot of games recently... most of the players buy vanguard as their core... do you think its a little imba? i think this item needs a little nerf...

like about remove the block and maybe raise the +hp in compensation with it.

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Originally Posted by MeGaZ_AZN

(:
Lol, i don't really care. It's fun.

I know i win because i replied and then 21 minutes after he replied in the same subforum but not the same thread, does it really take 3 hours for him to think up an reply? Mine are when i read them, just like this. ^_^
<333333456776598098-3456546

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Originally Posted by Hyprul 9-ty2

Ololol octavarium u so smartz

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Originally Posted by Royalblue

I don't get this hero. He is a pure late game hero and does nothing early game, he has a big fat "GANK ME" bullseye on his head, and he has to stack Int/mana instead of HP? He goes down in 3 hits. Even if you farm for half an hour for godly items, silence and BKB still owns you. The agi buff is LOL - what difference does agility make on him, really? Is it just me, or is destroyer a fail hero? How does he actually carry the game without feeding?

/facepalm-Talking about Destroyer.

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Originally Posted by lolimgondar

Title: I make mojolajonir on EVERY hero


So what? If I wanna hit real fast and shoot lightning that's my business. My majolinear omniknight owns, and that's a fact.

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Originally Posted by Xerx

earthshaker because if he has basher, he can blink in and permastun the carry until he dies. it works i tried.

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Originally Posted by Propapanda

There's no Affiliation called Neutral. There's only Sentinel and Scourge. Of course, there's also Ancients and Creeps, but those 2 are not playable.

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Originally Posted by The-Shaman

mary has a little lamb
who likes pudding,
the chocolate kind,
made by marys granny,
who visited icfrog yesterday,
and she got ACETYL SERYL TYROSYL SERYL ISO LEUCYL THREONYL SERYL PROLYL*SERYL GLUTAMINYL PHENYL ALANYL VALYL PHENYL ALANYL LEUCYL SERYL*SERYL VALYL TRYPTOPHYL ALANYL ASPARTYL PROLYL ISOLEUCYL GLUTAMYL*LEUCYL LEUCYL ASPARAGINYL VALYL CYSTEINYL THREONYL SERYL SERYL*LEUCYL GLYCYL ASPARAGINYL GLUTAMINYL PHENYL ALANYL GLUTAMINYL*THREONYL GLUTAMINYL GLUTAMINYL ALANYL ARGINYL THREONYL THREONYL*GLUTAMINYL VALYL GLUTAMINYL GLUTAMINYL PHENYL ALANYL SERYL*GLUTAMINYL VALYL TRYPTOPHYL LYSYL PROLYL PHENYL ALANYL PROLYL*GLUTAMINYL SERYL THREONYL VALYL ARGINYL PHENYL ALANYL PROLYL*GLYCYL ASPARTYL VALYL TYROSYL LYSYL VALYL TYROSYL ARGINYL TYROSYL*ASPARAGINYL ALANYL VALYL LEUCYL ASPARTYL PROLYL LEUCYL ISOLEUCYL*THREONYL ALANYL LEUCYL LEUCYL GLYCYL THREONYL PHENYL ALANYL*ASPARTYL THREONYL ARGINYL ASPARAGINYL ARGINYL ISOLEUCYL ISOLEUCYL*GLUTAMYL VALYL GLUTAMYL ASPARAGINYL GLUTAMINYL GLUTAMINYL SERYL*PROLYL THREONYL THREONYL ALANYL GLUTAMYL THREONYL LEUCYL*ASPARTYL ALANYL THREONYL ARGINYL ARGINYL VALYL ASPARTYL ASPARTYL*ALANYL THREONYL VALYL ALANYL ISOLEUCYL ARGINYL SERYL ALANYL*ASPARAGINYL ISOLEUCYL ASPARAGINYL LEUCYL VALYL ASPARAGINYL*GLUTAMYL LEUCYL VALYL ARGINYL GLYCYL THREONYL GLYCYL LEUCYL*TYROSYL ASPARAGINYL GLUTAMINYL ASPARAGINYL THREONYL PHENYL*ALANYL GLUTAMYL SERYL METHIONYL SERYL GLYCYL LEUCYL VALYL*TRYPTOPHYL THREONYL SERYL ALANYL PROLYL ALANYL SERINE

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Originally Posted by IceFrog

gfhfghfghfghfgh

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Originally Posted by Cp6uja_

I think that I saw better one suggested already here. Also, fitst unstable cock, now Malasiya, whats next? Riki Martin?

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Originally Posted by Cáno

Yes.
No.
Yes.

Originally Posted by The-Shaman

Yes.
No.
Yes.

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Originally Posted by Cáno

Riveting ta... oh, wait.

Uncodeable. Spells which are learned first at level 6 will go through Magic Immunity, thus it won't behave as you have stated.

Greets
Cáno

Originally Posted by starfighter9

^ We could do a linken-style coding, have the item apply a buff, and those spells do a check for that buff, once it's detected it won't trigger the rest of the effects. Troublesome, but whatever. Btw homosexual males might use condoms too so there's no sense restricting it to female heroes.

Edit: Oh, hi Cano.

Originally Posted by __Sephiroth__

What is Dildo? LOL...

Originally Posted by The Zero

OK it is a vibra- oh wait.I won't spoil.

Originally Posted by __Sephiroth__

Holy Shyt... You do it. Vibra- ?

Originally Posted by starfighter9

It's a Vibrava. It evolves to Flygon.

Originally Posted by LulzYeah

Dildo is a fake penis.

Pro-tip : Watch porns

Originally Posted by __Sephiroth__

If I get to watch such thing, my head will be seperated from my body.

Originally Posted by __Sephiroth__

I think I shouldn't post this thread. ==!! Your brain is getting spoilt.

Originally Posted by Mr.Brightside]

LOL

my brain is indeed getting spoilt

Originally Posted by The Zero

OMFG! Kitchen is angry! RUN LIKE HELL!

Originally Posted by MahCookie

ONOES KITCHEN IS ANGRY GET IN THE CAR!!!1!1!one!!

Originally Posted by kitchen

HOLY ShIT WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE FUCK

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Originally Posted by emo.boy

ice frog dont care pub and just watching competetive players

but are them really pro players?

this competetive player just learn to play sk , earth they dont know how to play other heroes they just pick few heroes

for example they found ursa is imba after THOUSAND version of dota but we pubbies we knew that ...

that competetive players LAUGH to us that pubbies always buy vanguard on any hero and now they buy vanguard on any hero =))

they stolen our ideas like mask of madness on sven and more

I can remember few patch ago they stolen tide hunter from pub they stolen pit lord from pub they dident know how to play with them before of that ..

oh what about dark seer he was always imba in pub but they just found him about 2 version or 3 but we always owned with ds in pub

but icefrog dident nerf ds when he was imba in pub but when competetive players DISCOVERED him ice nerfed him

what about enchantress she always hurt pub about 5 version was imba from dota 5.55 in , but competetive players dident pick her because they dident know she is imba after they found she is imba icefrog nerfed her , but we pubbies we knew that

it is a time that icefrog hear pub voice not only competetive ..

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Originally Posted by N00BKILLER12345

I agree the bad grammar make noobs noobs. I hate playing noobs so I noob killer them. Very annoying when I blood seeker tell noob not to run but they no good grammar and no understand me.

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Originally Posted by SirDumpling

i am thought that axe had 0 defense
so i using net him and then i ran up and used mirror image
when he got close, he called me so i had to hit him !!!!!!! )))
when my images were done dead, i used my ult
so axe was sleeping xD xD xD !!
so when he waking up, i net him again !! and then i image making again
but images regained hp becasue of vladsso they didnt die
axe culling bladed and image i laughinged
i ended up running away !! but i didn't die !!!!!

and merry xmas




OT: Axe wins early. Naga wins once she gets all of her items.

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Originally Posted by dominator02

well,the current icon needs to wait to be very old to suggest a new icon.

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Originally Posted by Shizzy

i think morted the assassin phantom needs to be nerfed!! her blur skill is imba i tink it needs to be not give invisibility its not fair when in big battles i cant ever see her i jus get hit once an die and dont even see it coming, its hard to click her she is already op hero al the time any1 pick morted it is win for them always she shouldnt get invis too! she has miss and like riki ult in 1 skil not fair who else tinks morted needs nerf?

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Originally Posted by losttemplar

Basher need remake into active melee stun like dragon tail.

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Originally Posted by dominator02

Great effect..I still get aghanims for huskar because of cd reduction and damage percentage improvement.

Edit:
misspelling.

^ Check the OP.

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Originally Posted by Roseveld

Playdota forumz, help me out here on this flavor question.

How does a ring help you grow your limbs back? Fix broken legs, aid sprained anckles or cure bruises?

I mean, when a hero is getting an ass wooping in a fight (low HP) and is taking some massive damage. He must take some severe damage on his limbs or body? Right?

Using a salve on the damaged spot and finding a fungus or leaves from a tree(tango) to slow the bleeding or take a away the pain seems in a way logic. Even bottle, cosuming eatable things, has the known effect to regain strength.

But a ring...?
Post some ideas which might help me get this torture out of my mind.



inb4: Magic.

Originally Posted by Lycan

You can use the ring to cover up your wounds and than turn it around and use it as a wheel to get to the hospital DOHHHH Obvious is Obvious.

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Originally Posted by 173.GoodOldKuya

in my place, there is a lancafe with hella good player and we are there like brother and love each other (no homos) and since its a lancafe, the amount of leaver is near 0,000000001%.

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Originally Posted by 173.GoodOldKuya

right now level-up Haunt only increase the duration which is not really needed since its illusion.

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Originally Posted by 173.GoodOldKuya

he doesnt need money cause he is a god. nuff said.

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Originally Posted by kanzakill

It's common things in an action movie. Our hero Kardel is sniping his enemy. Suddenly, an enemy approaches. Kardel thinks : "Oh shit, what am I gonna do ?" and then "Hey I have an idea". Then he bashes his enemy with the gun's buttstock. After that, he will either stand there to shoot his foe dead or run as fast as possible saying "You failed to amuse me".

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Originally Posted by kanzakill

Just accept it: IceFrog prefer beef to pork

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Originally Posted by kanzakill

Joke goes here: You ever thought of adding leaves on Enchan's boobs to Impetus ?

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Originally Posted by crimewave

if you are new, you might like lina inverse because when she dies u can see her panties

Originally Posted by Sexy

or use euls on urself, 360 view

Originally Posted by kanzakill

Oh come on, those things are for raging kids!

Try Axe or Centaur dude, just farm, build, blink, skill and die

Originally Posted by Sexy

don't tell me that u never tried it on lina , and if u didn't, u no u want to after reading this thread.

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Originally Posted by Blarrg

Weird, second picture when I googled Cute Animals

Originally Posted by kanzakill

Well, what will I become if that thing bite me? Squirderman?

Originally Posted by Zen0x

yeah, apart from all the spiderman things, u have an uncontrollable desire for nuts

Originally Posted by kanzakill

What "nuts"?
Scary

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Originally Posted by initialdylan

Isn't Treant a girl? Lol.

Originally Posted by kanzakill

... a hairy girl ...

Originally Posted by rkiga

all the good ones are like that

Originally Posted by Warsoft

You know it!

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Originally Posted by Zachpwnsu

So AP is just basically a slower mode than APEM. Slower gold, slower exp, slower everything which just basically draws out the game. So why not just play APEM!!?!?! Who wants to sit there playin a dota game for 2 hours! Sure there are stronger creeps and stronger towers and blah blah blah but its all the same. AP IS JUST A SLOWER VERSION OF APEM. KTHX. HOPE YOU ALL PLAY APEM NOW.

Originally Posted by TheDamneD

Seriously:

Throne/Tree-1hp

Gold:20000

Gold p/s:100

Exp p/s:10000000000000000000000000000000000000

Every hero has Universal Blink:You can blink anywhere on the map.

No towers.

Happy now?

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Originally Posted by JukeboxDragon

Maybe he is actually Merlini?

THIS ALL MAKES SENSE NOW

Originally Posted by ThEoNePugNA

what if Icefrog is vigoss?

Originally Posted by ~Maktor~

Guinsoo and IceFrog are the same person, they changed names to add new itens in dota, in memory of someone (this looks cool in any game, so THEY decided to do it too).

Also, they are a a secret association. Not one man. You will never discover his identity, because he doesn't exist, he is a lot of people. Probably someone trying to brainwash you to dominate the world.

Originally Posted by CvP

when ever you see one player carrying a whole team and beating the shit outta your team..that's IceFrog in disguise.

Originally Posted by Morbius

Of course he does, besides the fact he's said he plays it, he always makes new heroes Imba (with the exception of Windrunner) because he knows how to play them and can pubstomp.

Also, Icefrog is part of the secret association of world leaders that are actually lizard men from outer space, here to enslave humanity and harvest our natural resources. It's not a videogame.

IT'S A COOKBOOK!

Originally Posted by TheDamneD

IceFrog>Chuck Norris

No one is better than Chuck, therefore:

IceFrog=Chuck Norris, and then again:

Chuck>All => Ice>All

The Lord is all, so Ice>Jesus, but that's impossible, therefore:

IceFrog=Jesus








Jesus!

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Originally Posted by Audacious

Cpjupa_ all the way. He participate in the forum life.

Valorian is nice as well but he seems so... Angry.

Originally Posted by Great_Moron

Or maybe Valorian is a girl. Which would explain her moody behaviour.

PS> I think he said he was Asian. So maybe he just ate too much tofu and messed up his hormones.

All cool Asians usually avoid them tofus!

Originally Posted by Octavarium

O yes DarkMedina wins due to having the same birthday as me.

Originally Posted by Oreily

Um...ChildLikEmporer

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Originally Posted by Wivot

I highly doubt this as doll hair is synthetic. I think the TV lied.

Originally Posted by Octavarium

TV's don't lie.

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Originally Posted by T.Jizzy

how does 1 armor give you 6% hp? if i had 1k hp and 1 armor it takes 1001 dmg to kill me so it's only 0.001% extra hp.

if the guy hits 100 it would take him 1 mor hit of 100 dmg so that's 10% "hp".

if the guy hits 50 it would take him 1 mor hit as well so thats 5% hp

ur 6% hp fromula makes no sense

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Originally Posted by Francis

There are always... alternatives. *hint, wink*

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Originally Posted by DCX

List of things that can counter a hero with refresher orb.

1. All stuns
2. All disables
3. All Slows
4. Hex
5. Manaburn
6. Blademail (depends on skills used)
7. Linkens Sphere
8. Magic Resist + Immunity
9. Armour
10. Blink
11. Silence
12. Dying
13. Avoiding it (because of its long cooldown)
14. Doom
15. Global Silence
16. Blink
17. Windwalk

Compare to

Things that can counter a hero with Sheepstick

1. Stun
2. Magic Immunity
3. Linkens Sphere
4. Doom

Wow what a short list that is!


That is why refresher sucks, that is why this remake is no-where near the realm of imbalance and that is why you are retarded.

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Originally Posted by SpiralAvenger

maybe give roshan the ability to purge lols. that'd be funny. OMG WHERE'D MY GODSSTRENGTH GO??? THIS GAME IS SO IMB4 AND GLITCHY! GG IM OUT

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Originally Posted by EternityPala

you're gonna kill me more then help me get into their face so i can fuck em up.

Originally Posted by The Other Guy

"People die when they are killed"

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Originally Posted by Nokua

Quelling blade is quite a useless item except for the extra damage that you get to attack creeps.

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Originally Posted by Subway

Ha. I read title and thought z0mg the mighty GG branch is being called into question! Good thing you were making a joke. Your friend is a dildo and you are a magina.

T-Down.

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Originally Posted by Swiftkick

You don't. Doom counters you! And it's not even Soviet Russia...

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Originally Posted by diablo21

Ice why don't you make on next update marloc when activate ult not to disapear Double damige on him and ult to resist magic spells until ultimate is over this will be the fix of the character and more hp 1200 hp on 25 level wow that is void on 6.62

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Originally Posted by joebh

magina's best strength = pushing

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Originally Posted by Vitezkoja

Well She is the Priestes of the Moon , a 600 range , agility cary/support hero.
Thats what u would say , but she is not carry , she is only support!
Her arrow is so slow that u can dodge iw w/o boots (if u are expirienced)
Her starfall dont hit enemies that run in dark and + it need TOO much time, to
cast/land on target.
Her ulty is totaly useles vs gem wearer or dust possessor, + it have have 120 sec cd and minor manacost.
When enemy push u CANT stun any1 coz mass creeps , u cant use starfall nearby coz they will stun/kill u in frew sec due to her lack of attributes.
Dont u think they should change he rulty to be passive ?Like ogre mage?
on first level it lovers cd/manacost (or nothing) and add some SLOW/MINISTUn effect or some DOt buff that does dmg owertimeon starfall.
on second level descrease CD of arrow : 20 sec is very much if u think bether .
on third lvl every hit have chance to shoot 1 aditional arrow (like weawer "on 1 target" or medusa on mearby enemy) or have 5 % chance on attack to automaticaly let Elunes Arrow. *duno my imagination*
I dont know how often u play with clan mates in realy hard team games and 1 line first target easy dodging stun have too much cd (20).
i mean Every hero PWN her on MID/lategame.
Its yust my thinking but mirana should be carry hero to be feared of not to be glad to be in enemy team.
unlike Magina/MOrtred/Ursa/trax and many many other heroes that are Agi carry and have all skills based on doing some dmg or pwning (like magina , he can kill u with boots and ring of healt on lvl 15)
Read this and think carefully. I realy think she need a bit changing coz after lvl 10 u cant kill any1 1v1 and that realy embrasing .

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Originally Posted by carlvic

T-up to anything from you man.

Originally Posted by kanzakill

Think again about what you said

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Originally Posted by BorisPeace

Yes.
No.
Yes.

Lol stole this from Cano

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Originally Posted by Water-

Divine Chuck Norris.

Originally Posted by infer

/thread

mods can close this nao

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Originally Posted by Sanushama

The Michael Jackson did not die!

had Aegis of Immortal ...

Originally Posted by PunKZ

This was so bad that it almost was good.

Originally Posted by Satire

Amen dude... Amen

Originally Posted by FireFlameXx

Doubt he could kill Roshan.

Originally Posted by linkyaw

I thought Aegis only last for 10 minutes... we gotta check out what he did 10 minutes before he died...

Originally Posted by _j1gsaw_

im sure he had h4x

Originally Posted by Lakusuine

Maybe Jackson actually DID have urges to other, more bizarre sources than kids as well... Maybe he harassed Roshan until Roshan had no choice but fart the Aegis of Immortal out from his anus (just imagine how tight that rock anus must be) and that's how Superman changed the direction that our planet Earth is spinning to.

What was the question again?

Originally Posted by _j1gsaw_

just noticed.... THE michael jackson?

|DO NOT FEED THE TROLL| (no seriously, don't)

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Originally Posted by DaBigCheese

I don't see how this item's visual looks like shit .
Unless you shit kryptonite .

He's actually talking about Refresher...

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Originally Posted by Nokua

Does Drow Ranger have any relationship with the Power Ranger? Like if they were relatives or something. This discussion will be interesting.

/facepalm Damn we need a facepalming smiley.

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Originally Posted by darkhunter

Not for long, people who can't let go of their ex bf's or gf's are going to invade this thread and flame you.

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Originally Posted by ZXC_Death

Vitviuz is better but this one isnt whorst

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Ladies and gentlemen! The new loadscreen:

Originally Posted by Sajuuk

With a rhasta and witch doctor sharing some weed in a corner.

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Originally Posted by Pedo_Bear

if you can't be open minded, then respect other peoples onion..

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Originally Posted by imsux

It is natural to lose potency and performance in mid-late - to solve this problem consider using Viagra.

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Originally Posted by br0k3n.ch0rd

3 words..

1. m
2. e
3. h

Originally Posted by Linism

those are alphabets.... =_=

Originally Posted by br0k3n.ch0rd

no.. those are letters.. (:

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Originally Posted by fr0zenknife

about dragon knight, he breathes fire from his eyes.

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Originally Posted by excel1223

my calendar in my cellphone does not ends in 12/21/12 but in 2079 ends the exact date is 12/31/79/

Dis is srs bisunes

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Originally Posted by InNeedOfFreedom

There was one game when it was just the 4 of us, who are planning to pub stomp at a local shop, there were no schedule of CW backthen


when we arrived some guy challenge us they were 5 so it would be a 4+1 pub player vs 5 coordinated team
so we were senti line up of:Sven, Kunkka , SF, Magnus , and a really bullsh*t troll eventually left cause of ragequit
scourge was Trashtalking like hell and was getting to everybodies nerves and bragging how they won clashes


they All chatted us that they are gonna finish the game and mass push mid
Magnus got super pissed and ramboed 1st, he wouldnt listen to us so we just helped him out

Scourged got owned bigtime when magnus RP,then sven bolt,me torrent ship and sf RoS razes



after the clash the Magnus Player stood up from his PC,removed his belt lowered his pants and whacked his d*ck on every scourge player.



and from that they forth we got banned from entering that shop

Wait, what?

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Originally Posted by ExVivo

or change to this:
Primal Roar:
and Call:

greez ExVivo

Amen!

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Originally Posted by nico_191995

Well do you guys have any list of the wealthiest superheroes
cause i can only think of iron man and batman


and so if there is a thread about it here, pls link...


wealthy superheroes ftw

Originally Posted by Overlordrb

hulk

he buys pants everytime he ruins it

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Title: Who do u think is the most useless hero in dot

Originally Posted by godzbane

I'm not going to argue, I'm just going to go with the flow and says Roshan. He's fucking imba farmed with 1337+ HP from level 1 and does nothing except stand there like a fucking pile of stones.

Originally Posted by Exige1209

wht are you talking about. roshan is the best support hero in the game. every 10 minutes he drops an aegis ==



not to mention it can only run in one direction and sometimes run off the map

Originally Posted by Sm!ley Mus!c

both the sentinel and scourge any team who visit him he give immortal for their kind visit

Originally Posted by godzbane

^ That proves Roshan IS useless IMO.

He's like the girl next door, only he gives you life instead of sex.

Originally Posted by Exige1209

^
thats why he's the best support. he gives anyone an aegis

Originally Posted by godzbane

^ That makes Lina better. I prefer sex.

Originally Posted by Exige1209

then meepo wins
you get quadrupal sex

Originally Posted by Zangetsu2201

^
^Would you really like a pig-like creature carrying a shovel, to blow you?

Posting an epic thread

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Originally Posted by Danggo

Even my grandmother sounds younger than what you talk about.

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Originally Posted by god-z-bane

You're telling me that MP is as important as HP.

Alright, I pick a hero with 100 HP, you pick one with 100 MP. Gogo!

Originally Posted by Skyforger

Fool.

Name a hero with 100 HP. Name one with 100 MP.

GTFO troll.

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Originally Posted by nico_191995

Someone should make the most hottest hero thread, and besides OP got bored so he makes thread like this

@OT: Do you guys think the crown on Leoric's head makes him more manlier? I prefer the bald one

Originally Posted by Skyforger

What? IT DOES NOT MATTER WHAT DOES ICEFROG GIVE HIM AS LONG IS IT IS NOT A PAIR OF TESTICLES - SO HE CAN REMAIN THE MANLIEST HERO WITHOUT TESTICLES!

Originally Posted by nico_191995

I'm just preferring and...
AND SO A MAN WITHOUT TESTICLES IS THE MANLIEST?

SO LEORIC STILL WINS TODAY!!!!

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[07:52:04] <iF|Magma> AFK
[07:53:17] <iF|Magma> I found 4 cookies as loot on my awesome 1 man lvl 50 raid to the kitchen
[07:53:46] <iF|Magma> I got lucky and was able to open the cupboard
[07:54:02] <iF|Magma> these cookies are awesome
[07:54:18] <iF|Magma> why so silent?
[07:54:29] <iF|Magma> was silencer here while I was gone
[07:54:57] <iF|Magma> or this some kind of weird voodoo trolling
[07:55:31] <iF|Magma> I'll killing anyone who dares put my converstion with myself on the quotes thread
[07:55:49] <iF|Magma> or mb I'm just tricking you and I'll kill everyone who doesn't
[07:55:54] <iF|Magma> nah too messy

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Topic: Stacking Stout shields?

Originally Posted by -fs-kev

Does it stack? And if it does, is it viable?

Originally Posted by TimeLocked

Diminishing stacks. Don't get more than two or else we'll insult you.

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Originally Posted by ReinForced

Hey, you look like the kind that likes to have fun. Wanna come over my place and we can........
PLAY DOTA?!?!??!

Originally Posted by Ayekee

WTF this actually worked. EPIC +1.

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Originally Posted by otomo

or you can say....


Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. a guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?

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Originally Posted by wivot

DotA Forums - Members List

I refuse to allow your epenis' to get bigger.

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Originally Posted by SwedishChef

I have noticed that if I pick a hero in one game then after it ends random in the next game I join I have a high chance of randoming that same hero again. No possibility that some information is stored somehow? I have read that (not in connection to dota though) but can't remember what kind of information it was. Probably I am totally wrong and will get flamed by Cáno

Originally Posted by Shamanics

Yes you are totally wrong and are going to get flamed by Cano.

Originally Posted by Cáno

This is totally wrong.
Why would you ever assume that for some reason getting certain hero due to GetRandomInt() call increases the chance that another GetRandomInt() call made an hour later will give the same result? That's completely ludicrous and makes absolutely no sense whatsoever.

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Originally Posted by StaubUndAsche

Er... sexy... really... sexy...- male or female?

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Originally Posted by Raxet

Nobody can kill Roshan! It's a bowling ball after all.......

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Originally Posted by SirDumpling

^kid finally admits my od isn't complete ass. got first blood on you, yet still 'lost' lane (even though i was beating you in cs early on) because tide was sucking your dick and not leaving me alone

Originally Posted by mwdiver9

Haha, I think I was the tide that game.

Originally Posted by wutwat

yep, sounds probable

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Originally Posted by JoeLLe

OMG... Joined a random european public game, scourge, picked witch doctor, picked up haste, got first blood, garena level 1 host:
"wtf
maphack
did you see his speed???
we dont like people like you"

["You have been disconnected"]

WTF??

Originally Posted by Distracting

Feels good, you made a host rage. Sometimes more satisfying then actually winning.

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Originally Posted by Amergin's Cola

Thanks for this Ignis. Way better than the links I was using previously.

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[Inimical]

Kuyakayang reporting himself. In his own thread, no less:

Originally Posted by Kuyakayang_

clicked wrong.reported

And moar complaint from him:

Originally Posted by Kuyakayang_

and the mod still not close this thread.

Crysiz trolling Kuya in his own thread:

Originally Posted by Crysiz

You can close your own threads I think. Just go in Thread Tools above the first post and select "Close Thread" and "Perform Action".

Originally Posted by Crysiz

Apparently Kuya didn't know.

Originally Posted by Crysiz

Hmmm, booo then.

I can close my threads at any forum. ^_^

[Desirable]

T-up Inimical.

[OMG_its_a_NAME]

Inimical FTW!!!

[HappyCat]

Inimical just owned this thread. I take my hat off to you good sir!

[173.GoodOldKuya]

less post moar quotes!!!!11!!!

and oh, so that forum staff is trolling me? i should report him!!!!!!!!

[LulzYeah]

He was obviously delivering some epic humour to the dull topic my dear @#$%!@% friend. It's you who must be reported.

[Inimical]

Kuyakayang quote of the day thread mb

Originally Posted by Kuyakayang_

in my place, there is a lancafe with hella good player and we are there like brother and love each other (homos) and since its a lancafe, the amount of leaver is near 0,000000001%.

Oh exploitable quote:

Originally Posted by Kuyakayang_

lmao. incredibly retarded.

lolwut:

Originally Posted by Kuyakayang_

so everyone knows that haunt isnt worth leveling past level 1.

Kuya reporting on the omniscience of IceFrog:

Originally Posted by Kuyakayang_

he doesnt need money cause he is a god. nuff said.

Extreme hypocrisy detected:

Originally Posted by Kuyakayang_

to be honest, i dont bait anyone at all. i just want to show my thank you to the mods. please dont be so mean. and i know somewhere in the other part of the earth, some people will think me try to troll.

Time to gtfo, weaver practice is more entertaining.

[173.GoodOldKuya]

please no lies! moar quotes please.

[Desirable]

Too many quotes for one day. 0_o

[FortyEightHours]

^^^ that's what I was thinking. Pace yourself people.

[LulzYeah]

KuyaKayang got banned again? Not so shocking.

[kanzakill]

Is it right for me to quote myself?

[Un1t3D_]

Yes sir, It is.

Inimical just GGed this thread.

[kanzakill]

Originally Posted by kanzakill

It's common things in an action movie. Our hero Kardel is sniping his enemy. Suddenly, an enemy approaches. Kardel thinks : "Oh shit, what am I gonna do ?" and then "Hey I have an idea". Then he bashes his enemy with the gun's buttstock. After that, he will either stand there to shoot his foe dead or run as fast as possible saying "You failed to amuse me".

Originally Posted by kanzakill

Don't let HappyCat fool you! Below that gorgous body, she has thighs, legs and feet of an ice frog

Originally Posted by kanzakill

Just accept it: IceFrog prefer beef to pork

Originally Posted by kanzakill

Joke goes here: You ever thought of adding leaves on Enchan's boobs to Impetus ?

Epic goes here:

Originally Posted by crimewave

if you are new, you might like lina inverse because when she dies u can see her panties

Originally Posted by Routerpills

or use euls on urself, 360 view

Originally Posted by kanzakill

Oh come on, those things are for raging kids!

Try Axe or Centaur dude, just farm, build, blink, skill and die

Originally Posted by Routerpills

don't tell me that u never tried it on lina , and if u didn't, u no u want to after reading this thread.

Why was such a genius like Routerpills banned? RIP

Less epic:

Originally Posted by Blarrg

Weird, second picture when I googled Cute Animals

Originally Posted by kanzakill

Well, what will I become if that thing bite me? Squirderman?

Originally Posted by Zen0x

yeah, apart from all the spiderman things, u have an uncontrollable desire for nuts

Originally Posted by kanzakill

What "nuts"?
Scary

Proof that more than 50% PD members are day dreamers:

Originally Posted by initialdylan

Isn't Treant a girl? Lol.

Originally Posted by kanzakill

... a hairy girl ...

Originally Posted by rkiga

all the good ones are like that

Originally Posted by Warsoft

You know it!

My poor fate:

Originally Posted by kanzakill

Why you girls always pick on nerdy guys like me?
My girlfriend always picks on me. My life is a life of tolerance
And when I don't go (imba boring) shopping with her, she'll bash/maim/feedback/nuke/entangle/toss me
Even my younger cousins pick on me, I'm just too humiliated

I'm doing self PR

Thou shall love kanzakill

[Hyprul 9-ty2]

This is a golden thread.

[Divine]

lulz, my quote is
banhammer on the turtle

[whifrA]

About China and communism

Having economical freedom doesn't mean that they are not fucking communists. You cannot criticize the government, government has control over almost everything, censorship and propaganda is in fucking everwhere and a fucking COMMUNIST PARTY is ruling the government. Now, how the fuck can you say they are not communists?

Communism
The same as totalitarianistic capitalism
Just because the party governing got the C word in their name

[MurazorOFAngmar]

post number 2 was absolutely hilarious

[qlq]

I lol'd. Need to keep this thread alive^^