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Old 11-02-2009, 02:44 AM   #1
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Default Pro dota tips


1.
Pick sniper
have long range
do nothing
you lose the game


2.
Join game
sentinels are friends
get stomped


3.
Play undying
kill retards
brag on forum
+1 post count


4.
Clockwork sucks
dont pick clockwork
league use clockwork
clockwork top pick


5.
Admiral imba
pick admiral
retard teammates dont stun
get owned and lose
doesnt matter admiral still imba
pick him again


6.
Sick of pubs
too many kids
play at midnight
they will take games seriously
oh shit
you're a loser


7.
Sick of pubs
too many noobs
join league
league sucks too


8.
Pick carry
farm all day
teammate wins 4v5
help them finish throne
you are true carry
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Old 11-02-2009, 02:50 AM   #2
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9.
Join game
die
blame delay/lag
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Old 11-02-2009, 02:50 AM   #3
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1.



6.
Sick of pubs
too many kids
play at midnight
they will take games seriously
oh shit
you're a loser


7.
Sick of pubs
too many noobs
join league
league sucks too


8.
Pick carry
farm all day
teammate wins 4v5
help them finish throne
you are true carry
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Old 11-02-2009, 02:54 AM   #4
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3 more hours until midnight!
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Old 11-02-2009, 02:59 AM   #5
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You suck

(But i still agree with all of these)
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Old 11-02-2009, 03:01 AM   #6
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1.
Pick sniper
have long range
do nothing
you lose the game

My ally was sniper and got ganked hard.

2.
Join game
sentinels are friends
get stomped

I should have brought more friends, had 4 to their 5.

3.
Play undying
kill retards
brag on forum
+1 post count

Undying owned our 3 melees hard, didn't know tombstone had armor nerf.

4.
Clockwork sucks
dont pick clockwork
league use clockwork
clockwork top pick

Son of a bitch banned my Clock

5.
Admiral imba
pick admiral
retard teammates dont stun
get owned and lose
doesnt matter admiral still imba
pick him again

God damn it his combo is so hard, need Enigma/ES initiating stun

6.
Sick of pubs
too many kids
play at midnight
they will take games seriously
oh shit
you're a loser

I lost to players who watch minimap instead of minibar.

7.
Sick of pubs
too many noobs
join league
league sucks too

Admin wouldn't reset my game stats

8.
Pick carry
farm all day
teammate wins 4v5
help them finish throne
you are true carry

We got double raxed by Brood while we were focusing our efforts to capture the elusive Crystal Maiden.
Translated into non-poetic for ya!
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Old 11-02-2009, 03:04 AM   #7
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When pubing, everything that is expected in pro level will not happen.

-You ask Chen to use his ult because you're about to die (from Doom, Maledict, Hunger... etc). He doesn't do it. You die. The next thing you know is... he just used his ult to heal his creeps.

-You buy a gem. You expect some backup from your teammates... well you do get backup. You decide to push with your team. As soon as the other team shows up, your teammates all run away and let the gem holder dies.
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Old 11-02-2009, 03:24 AM   #8
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What an original thread. I haven't seen this 3 months ago.
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Old 11-02-2009, 03:27 AM   #9
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Copy/paste ftw
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Old 11-02-2009, 03:46 AM   #10
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^i thought it is ftl
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:43 AM   #11
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10.
See MurazorOFAngmar in game lobby
Leave game lobby

11.
Talk shit all game
Lose
Say GG
Have other team laugh at you
Get names and wisp spam

12.
Join RD
Pick Sniper as last pick

13.
Join game
Go bottom
Already two there who give's a fuck
Leave game after KS attempt is foiled and Sent get's kill

14.
Pick pudge
Solo middle
Miss hooks
Hook techies and have him suicide you for FB

15.
Ping for gank
Run in as soon as ping
Don't wait for team mates to be with you
Scream they are idiot's when focused
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:46 AM   #12
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This is not bob?!?!?!

Wtf!?!?!?

You fail!!!
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:47 AM   #13
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Join pub game, leave during countdown, laugh.
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:50 AM   #14
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Join game.
Pick Razor.
Attempt to read his tooltips.
Don't notice you are getting ganked and die.
Respawn and finish reading.
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Old 11-02-2009, 05:10 AM   #15
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Completely original thread.
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Old 11-02-2009, 05:27 AM   #16
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^i thought it is ftl
The usage is flexible
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Old 11-02-2009, 06:58 AM   #17
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Wait til countdown goes to 2
alt+f4
log back in
laugh at host for not canceling game
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Old 11-02-2009, 02:19 PM   #18
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TRY RIP OFF SUCCESSFUL THREAD
DON'T CAPSLOCK
DON'T QUOTE YOUR SOURCE
YOU'RE STILL NOT POPULAR




Seriously, ripping off thisisbob post just like if it was yours without stating it's a copy makes me want to punch you
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Old 11-02-2009, 02:37 PM   #19
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some delicious copypasta this is.
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Old 11-02-2009, 02:41 PM   #20
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Point of this thread?
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:13 PM   #21
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This is just sad...
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Old 11-02-2009, 04:19 PM   #22
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tt... fail @ rippin others stuff
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Old 11-02-2009, 07:05 PM   #23
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some day Im gonna get my epic thread copy pasted by people too
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Old 11-03-2009, 10:19 AM   #24
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Shift que tangoes so that you can tree juke faster
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Old 11-03-2009, 12:11 PM   #25
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Moved to Comedy.
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Old 11-05-2009, 08:12 PM   #26
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I actually laughed at some of the tl:dr protips at DA... but this thread kinda fails
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Old 11-06-2009, 12:52 PM   #27
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Join a game.
Flood that your a pro.
When the game starts
RAGE QUIT!
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Old 11-07-2009, 01:44 PM   #28
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Join a game.
Flood that your a pro.
When the game starts
RAGE QUIT!
seen that once in Garena.. kind of sad though..
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Old 11-07-2009, 02:30 PM   #29
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OMG Copypasta? where?
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Old 11-10-2009, 11:08 AM   #30
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PICK RIKI
BUY DAGON
DO NOT SKILL INVIS
GO ENEMY JUNGLE AND KILL PURPLE SATYR
TAKE HIS SPOT
RAPE UNSUSPECTING FARMER

Quoted from DA..

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