What kind of guy are you?

[BenderRodriguez]

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Here's mine:
This guy makes you think of a mysterious sphinx. He has wide iron-gray eyes. His fine, straight, brown hair is worn in a style that reminds you of a rooster's crest. He is short and has a boyish build. His skin is light-colored. He has nearly-nonexistent eyebrows. His wardrobe is impractacal.

[Pinopi]

This woman reminds you of a vicious barracuda. She has round eyes the color of chestnuts. Her silky, wavy, black hair is worn in a style that reminds you of a holy halo. She is short and has an amazonian build. Her skin is tan. She has prominent cheekbones. Her wardrobe is unusual.

lol retarded, nothing like me

[fr0zenknife]

This guy reminds you of a dangerous vampire. He has droopy eyes the color of burnished iron. His silky, straight, smoke-gray hair is worn in a style that reminds you of a mysterious hood. He has a wide-chested build. His skin is white. He has high cheekbones. His wardrobe is revealing.

[Sven2k]

This serious gentleman has round black eyes that are like two pieces of obsidian. His luxurious, straight, jet black hair is neck-length and is worn in a severe style. He is very short and has a thin build. His skin is deeply-tanned. He has an elegant nose. His wardrobe is uncomplicated and dignified, with a lot of red.

LOL nothing like me except for the ''gentleman'' part.

[Shizzy-]

This confused man has deep-set brown eyes that are like two drops of chocolate. His fine, straight, white hair is neck-length and is worn in a businesslike style. He's got a small moustache. He is very tall and has a graceful build. His skin is tanned. He has large hands. His wardrobe is no-nonsense.

Woah.

[The Observer]

This curious guy has wide blue eyes that are like two windows on the afternoon sky. He is bald, but used to have luxurious, curly hair the color of desert sand He's got a beard and moustache. He has a graceful build. His skin is china-white. He has bushy eyebrows and full lips. His wardrobe is dignified and utilitarian, with a lot of red.

None of it was even right. Well, maybe the full lip.

[Alwaysgetbanned]

i have no idea.

[damN_Grave]

This intelligent gentleman has deep-set blue eyes that are like two turquoises. His luxurious, curly, night-black hair is very long and is worn in an impractacal, attractive style. He has a thin build. His skin is pale. He has a wide forehead and long-fingered hands. His wardrobe is plain and severe, with a lot of brown and violet.

What a fail description.

[Dark Rogue]

Originally Posted by Pinopi

This woman reminds you of a vicious barracuda.

Oh wow, I almost choked when I saw this.

This dynamic gentleman has wide jet black eyes. His thick, curly, obsidian hair is long and is worn in an artistic style. He is short and has a masculine build. His skin is tanned. He has a high forehead and a small nose. His wardrobe is dignified.

This is actually half-true.

[Mulldrifter]

This courageous gentleman has deep-set eyes the color of coffee with cream. His silky, curly, obsidian hair is medium-length and is worn in a bizarre style. He is short and has a graceful build. His skin is pale. He has knobby ears. His wardrobe is mysterious and businesslike, with a mostly red and blue color scheme.

That's like... my complete opposite except for the pale skin.

[Mayor Adam West]

This curious gentleman has slanted blue eyes. His thick, wavy, charcoal-colored hair is worn in a style that reminds you of a sea urchin. He is very tall and has an angular build. His skin is nut-brown. He has knobby ears and a large mouth. His wardrobe is practical and professional, with a mostly violet color scheme.

[duoform]

This guy puts you in mind of a wild animal. He has round green eyes that are like two chunks of jade. His fine, straight, soot-black hair is neck-length and is worn in a simple, precise style. He has a masculine build. His skin is ruddy. He has large hands and small feet. His wardrobe is mysterious, and is completely purple.

[Louie.]

Copycat with original content.

[Lord_Talron]

mine said im an unmitigated badass. no, really!

[FF_MikeRoch]

This playful guy has slitted eyes the color of coffee with cream. His luxurious, straight, black hair is worn in a style that reminds you of a drifting cloud. He has a slender build. His skin is tan. He has a low forehead and full lips. His wardrobe is artistic and risque, with a lot of blue and red.

(No homo guys no homo)
Also, Godbless Amurica!

[ShowThemHell]

This bubbly man has deep-set brown eyes that are like two drops of chocolate. His thick, straight, brown hair is medium-length and is worn in an exotic style. He has a boyish build. His skin is cream-colored. He has prominent ears. His wardrobe is simple and businesslike, with a mostly red and brown color scheme.

Nonsense :/

[Alcoholic_panda]

This mistrustful guy has large blue eyes that are like two chunks of lapis lazuli. He is bald, but used to have luxurious, wavy, amber hair. He is tall and has a feminine build. His skin is cream-colored. He has a weak chin. His wardrobe is mysterious.

Is more random than Omegle lol.

[Glac1al]

This greedy man has beady blue eyes that are like two lagoons. His thick, straight, chocolate-colored hair is worn in a style that reminds you of a helmet. He has a lithe build. His skin is white. He has a strong chin. His wardrobe is artistic, and is completely gray.

What it did hit: Blue eyes, thich chocolate-colored hair, I may have lithe body, it's flexible as fuck but I have some fats, my skin is almost pure white. Dunno about chin.

[Skyforger3.0]

Boss.

[damN_Grave]

Originally Posted by Skyforger3.0

Boss.

My job is blown.