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THIS IS A GUIDE TO THE UNDERESTIMATED GEOMANCER, WHO WILL GANG RAPE YOUR ENEMIES JUST LIKE THE POWER RANGERS

THIS GUIDE IN NOT PERFECT, BUT FOR MOST GAMES THESE BUILDS WILL WORK BECAUSE SIMPLY THERE AREN'T MANY ITEMS YOU CAN MAXIMALLY USE WITH THE GEO-RANGERS WITHOUT MAKING THE MAIN MAIN-RANGER OP, AND THE OTHER RANGERS RETARDED.


MIGHT MORPHIN' GEO RANGERS SKILL BUILD



IT'S MORPHIN' TIME


WHAT LVL 1 GEO-STRIKE, AND NOT NET, THIS IS n00b GUIDE.
BUT MOST OF THE TIME AT LVL 1, ENEMIES MOST LIKELY WONT TOWER DIVE YOU (WHICH GIVES YOU THE CHANCE TO NET THEM), SO ITS BETTER TO EXTRA DPS & SLOW TO HARRASS ENEMIES OR TO KILL CREEPS EASIER WITH EXTRA 5DPS

STARTING ITEMS
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- HEADRESS OF REJUVINATION (RECIPE)
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GO TO A SIDE LANE (TOP OR BOTTOM) IF YOU GO TO MIDDLE YOU ARE MENTALLY RETARDED AND SO IS YOUR TEAM, FOR LETTING YOU.
AND ITS A GOOD IDEA TO LANE WITH A RANGED/NUKER ETC, BASICALLY LANE WITH A HERO THAT CAN BABYSIT YOU. BECAUSE THATS WHAT YOUR PUNY HERO IS AT THE MOMENT, BUT IN TIME MY FRIEND HE WILL BECOME A GOD

INFO ABOUT LANING 1-6
UNTIL LVL 6, ALL YOU DO IS LAST HIT AND TAKE IN EXP. UNLESS YOUR PARTNER DECIDES TO START TAKING CONTROL OF THERE LIFE AND HARRASSING AND ATTACKING THE ENEMY, AND ON THE VERGE OF A KILL, YOU NET THAT SoaB AND HELP YOUR ALLY TO KILL.

OR ON ANOTHER NOTE, YOUR ALLY DECIDES TO RAMBO AND IS ABOUT TO DIE, NET THE DAM ENEMY TO STOP YOUR MENTALLY DISABLED ALLY FROM DIEING.

POOF WHEN CREEPS ARE ON LOW HP TO GET THE KILLS, AND IF YOUR PRO ENOUGH YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO GET MULTIPLE CREEPS KILLS IN 1 POOF.


ONCE YOU GOT SOME GOLD BUY (FROM SIDE SHOP):
- NOW YOU AND YOUR PARTNER CAN HAVE SOME HP REGEN

- NOW WE GOT SOME MANA REGEN, TIME TO SPAM POOF TO FARM

- TRY TO AIM TO GET THIS BEFORE LVL 6. ADDS +12.5 STR TO YOUR OTHER RANGERS, AND +10 TO THE MAIN. ALL RANGERS GET THE ATTACK/MOVEMENT SPEED TO CHASE DOWN THOSE ENEMIES AND RAPE THEM.


CORE ITEMS (YOU SHOULD BE LVL 6+ NOW)
EVEN THOUGH THIS ISNT QUITE MEKA YET, THE ACTIVATED ARMOUR BONUS IS STILL NICE.

WHILE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GANG RAPING WITH YOUR GEO-RANGERS, THIS ITEM COULD SAVE THERE LIVES.

WHOEVER SAYS VLAD IS A CRAP ITEM MUST NOT ONLY OF BEEN DROPPED ON THE HEAD AS A BABY, BUT THROWN AGAINST A WALL. BECAUSE THIS ITEM AIDS GREATLY ON GEO RAPING HIS VICTIMS.
EVEN WHILE RAPING THE ENEMY, YOUR SLOWLY STEALING THERE STD FILLED BLOOD AND HEALING YOUR SELF, CUZ THATS HOW PRO YOU ARE, YOU CAN HEAL FROM STD INFECTED BLOOD.

THIS IS A MUST ON GEO. IT GRANTS A MAJOR DPS FOR THE MAIN GEO, BUT THE MAIN BENEFIT IS, YOU LOWER THE ARMOUR OF THE ENEMY (EFFECTIVELY ALLOWING YOUR GEO-RANGERS TO PENETRATE THE ENEMY EASIER AND TOTALLY RAPE THERE BALLS OFF)

OTHER ITEMS:
ASK YOUR SELVES THESE QUESTIONS, AND PICK YES TO THE BEST:

IS THE ENEMY CASTING A LOT OF SHIT ON ME? MAKE PIPE

DO MY TEAMMATES KEEP GETTING SPAMMED WITH CAST SHIT AND DIEING BECAUSE THEY ALL HAVE ALZHEIMER'S DISEASE, AND DO ANYTHING ABOUT IT? MAKE PIPE

DO I WANT TO RAPE THE ENEMY SO FAST THAT THERE OFFSPRING WILL FEEL IT? MAKE ASSUALT CURRAIS

AM I SO F**KING PRO, THAT I HAVE MASTERED THE GEO-RANGERS AND I HAVE MOVED ONTO A GOD-LIKE STAGE OF PLAYING? BUY DAGGER (AND BLINK + MASS POOF)

IS THERE SOME FAT BITCH WHO JUST KEEPS HITTING ME? BUY GUINSOO (IT MAY SEEM STRANGE AT FIRST, BUT ONCE YOU START USING IT, IT BECOMES A GREAT ASSET.. [COLOR="PURPLE]WHATS EASIER THEN RAPING A SHEEP? NOTHING
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THE ENEMY KEEPS ESCAPING ME BECAUSE THEY ARE ALL A BUNCH OF LITTLE GIRLS? SO BUY SHIVAS AND RAPE THEM IN THE COLD.

... IN PROGRESS..


GEO-RANGERS DANGEROUS ENEMIES:

HE WILL EAT YOUR GEO-RANGERS FOR BREAKFAST/BRUNCH/LUNCH & DINNER
HE WILL JUST THROW YOUR GEOS AROUND LIKE A BASKETBALL AND THROW SO MANY ROCKS TO GIVE THEM PERMANENT BRAIN DAMAGE.
HE IS JUST GONNA FINGER YOU UP THE RECTUM TILL YOU RAGE.
SHE'S GONNA FINGER YOUR RECTUM TO, BUT MAYBE THATS WORTH IT
HE WILL LET YOU RAPE HIM, BUT HE LIKES IT.. AND SUDDENLY YOU DIE?
THIS OVERSIZED BULL WILL JUS STUN RAPE YOU.
THIS UGLY BUG, IS 1 SNEAKY BEETCH, HE WILL JUST COME BEHIND YOU AND ANALY ABUSE A SINGLE GEO.
SHE WILL ISOLATE A GEO-RANGER AND RAPE IT.





Meepo the Geomancer
Author: amardeep234
Map Vers.: 6.69

Go Go Geo-Rangers

ITS MORPHIN TIME

Date Posted: 10/13/10
Last Comment:13/10/2010
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