FORUM VERSION|GUIDE VERSION
NERUBIAN WEAVER, ANUB'SERAN
THIS GUIDE IS DEDICATED TO NERUBIAN WEAVER AND CRIMSONQUESO.
NERUBIAN WEAVER IS MUCH LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER. ALWAYS HAS FANS TO FOLLOW HIS EVERY COMMAND, GOES INVISIBLE FOR QUITE SOME TIME THEN POPS UP AT A RANDOM SPOT, ATTACKS THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF THE WEAK, AND NEVER FUCKING CEASES TO DIE.
THE NERUBIAN WEAVER, ALSO LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER, HAS A SHITTY STR GAIN, AND THUS IS VERY WEAK AND FRAGILE. THEREFORE YOU HAVE TO MINIMIZE DYING, SO AS TO SECURE YOUR LATE GAME POTENTIAL.
THIS GUIDE CAN BE PLAYED IN EM GAMES, ALTHOUGH I ENCOURAGE YOU NOT TO, BECAUSE FORUMERS WILL CALL YOU N00B.
THIS GUIDE IS NOT FOR RETARDS. IF YOU ARE SLOW PACED IN PLAYING DOTA, LEAVE THIS GUIDE NOW.
DO YOU LIKE PICTURES IN YOUR GUIDES? WELL GET THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE THERE WILL BE NO GODDAMN PICTURES HERE.
A QUOTE FROM CrimsonQueso, AS THIS APPLIES HERE TOO.
THE METAGAME
WHEN THESE HEROES ARE PICKED BY THE OPPOSING TEAM, DO NOT CHOOSE WEAVER UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO 1-800-6662 (WHICH IS 1-800-NOOB).
EARLY GAME
WHAT DO I GET? LIKE SKILLWISE?
GREAT QUESTION. DO YOU LIKE FARMING? THEN MAX GEMINATE ATTACK FIRST. DO YOU LIKE BEING A LITTLE FAGGOT/JUST LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER IN YOUR LANE, IE BEING SAFE? THEN MAX SHUKUCHI FIRST. OR, AS NERUBIAN WEAVER SAID, YOU CAN ALSO MAX THE SWARM BY LEVEL 7 BECAUSE IT'S YOUR SCALABLE NUKE, IT'S LIKE SHADOW WORD THAT REDUCES ARMOR AND CAN BE ATTACKED.
1. SHUKUCHI
2. GEMINATE ATTACK
3. SHUKUCHI
4. GEMINATE ATTACK
5. THE SWARM
6. TIME LAPSE
7. SHUKUCHI
8. SHUKUCHI
9. GEMINATE ATTACK
NOTE: IT IS GEMINATE ATTACK, NOT GERMINATE ATTACK. L2READ.
LOL YOU ARE NOOB, GETTING SWARM AT LEVEL 5
YOU SHOULD BE GANKING AROUND AT LEVEL 6, SO GET SWARM. WHY DO YOU ASK? BECAUSE IT DESTROYS ARMOR. THAT'S LIKE A FREE DESO. WEAVER IS AN AWESOME 1V1 HERO, AND WITH SWARM HE'S BETTER. SWARM/FANS --> SHUKUCHI --> AUTOATTACK = DEAD IN SIX OR SEVEN HITS. THEY CAN EITHER KILL YOU AND CHOOSE TO HAVE THEIR ARMOR FUCKED UP, OR KILL THE FANS AND GET FUCKED UP. IT'S A WIN-WIN SITUATION FOR YOU.
BUT WHAT STARTING ITEMS DO I GET?
THREE OF THESE
ONE OF THESE
ONE OF THESE
AND ONE OF THESE.
OH, AND IF YOU RANDOMED,
GET ONE OF THESE INSTEAD OF A BARE SLIPPER.
WHAT LANE DO I CHOOSE?
SOLO MID IF POSSIBLE. DO NOT SOLO ANYWHERE ELSE UNLESS YOUR NAME IS DENDI, ARTSTYLE, PUPPEY, KIKONI, OR SEBEKE OR YOU WILL GO 1-800-6662. ALTERNATIVELY, YOU CAN LANE WITH SOMEONE TOP IF YOU ARE SCOURGE, OR BOT IF YOU ARE SENTINEL.
LANING WITH NOOBS
PRESS ALT + Q + Q FOR MORE MONEY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM.
LANING AGAINST NOOBS
CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR DREAM HAS COME TRUE.
HOW TO GANK
WHEN YOUR LEVEL BAR HITS LEVEL 6, IT IS TIME TO GANK. IF YOU ARE MID, GANK THE LANE WITH THE WEAKEST HEROES. FOR EXAMPLE, WHEN TOP LANE HAS A CENTAUR AND A TUSKARR AND BOT LANE HAS A LEVEL 3 MEEPO AND A LEVEL 4 GONDAR WHO MAXED STATS AND JINADA (STATS + JINADA = PRO LANING PHASE!!11), YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD GANK BOT. REMEMBER THE SWARM/FANS COMBO THAT WAS MENTIONED EARLIER.
MID GAME
BY THIS TIME SHUKUCHI AND GEMINATE ATTACK SHOULD BE MAXED.
10. GEMINATE ATTACK
11. TIME LAPSE
12. THE SWARM
13. THE SWARM
14. THE SWARM
15. STATS
16. TIME LAPSE
THE BOOTS QUESTION
ITEMS TO GO FOR
ASK YOURSELF THESE QUESTIONS, AND PICK THE ONE THAT YOU CAN SAY YES TO BEST.
DID YOU LANE AGAINST RETARDS AND HAVE A HUGE AMOUNT OF GOLD? GET A RADIANCE
DO YOU ALWAYS LEAVE A HERO WITH 12 HP AND NEVER BOTHER TO CHASE HIM? GET AN URN
ARE YOU ALWAYS LACKING IN MANA BECAUSE THAT VAGINA KEEPS ATTACKING YOU? GET A WAND
AM I CONSTANTLY GETTING HIT BY SPELLS? GET A BKB
DO I WANT MORE ATTACK SPEED AND AN EXTRA DISABLE? GET AN SNY
DO I WANT TO BURN MANA LIKE VAGINA? PLAY VAGINA
DO I WANT LIFESTEAL? PLAY TRESDIN
DO I WANT LIGHTNING TO COME OUT OF MY ASS? CALL ZEUS, DON'T GET MAEL
DO I WANT TO BE LIKE ICE MAN? GET A SKADI
IS THE SWARM NOT ENOUGH FOR ME? GET A MEDALLION
I DON'T LIKE BKB? FUCK YOU, AND GET A LINKENS
I HAVE ROB AND A WRAITH BAND. GET AN AQUILA
AM I FEELING LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER? GET A HEART
DO I LIKE BALLING? GET A REFRESHER
DO I HAVE RADIANCE? GET A BURIZA
DO I HAVE BURIZA? GET A BUTTERFLY
DO I WANT ANOTHER TIME LAPSE (KINDA)? GET A MANTA
ITEMS ARE TIERED BELOW.
BALLER TIER
ITEM AFTER RADIANCE RUSH TIER
ITEM AFTER ITEM AFTER RADIANCE RUSH TIER
I DIDN'T RUSH RADIANCE TIER
ITEM AFTER I DIDN'T RUSH RADIANCE TIER
WHAT DO I DO IN A TEAMFIGHT?
1. CAST THE SWARM
2. CHOOSE SOMEONE TO ATTACK
3. ATTACK HIM (SHUKUCHI OFTEN)
4. ATTACK HIM (SHUKUCHI OFTEN)
5. ATTACK HIM (SHUKUCHI OFTEN)
6. IF HE IS DEAD, PROCEED TO STEP 7. IF HE IS NOT DEAD, REPEAT STEPS 3-5.
7. TYPE "LOL N00BS!" IN ALLCHAT.
TIME LAPSE WHEN NEEDED. USE BKB IN ORDER TO LIVE THROUGHOUT THE TEAMFIGHT.
HOW TO ESCAPE
DOES SILENCE PREVENT ME FROM TIME LAPSING?
YES. HOWEVER AT LEVEL 16, TIME LAPSE COSTS 0 MANA, SO THAT PESKY VAGINA (AM) CAN'T HARM YOU MUCH.
LATE GAME
SKILLS
16-25: WHATEVER THE FUCK IS LEFT
ITEMS?
MY ASSHOLE. GIVES 100 DAMAGE.
DO NOT GET ANY ORB EFFECTS FOR WEAVER, EXCEPT SKADI.
HOWEVER IT IS NOT RECOMMENDED TO GET ANY ORBS FOR BIEBER, UNLESS YOU HAVE 10000000 MONEYS.
I HAD REPLAYS, BUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS
I FOLLOWED YOUR GUIDE AND DIDN'T WIN!11!
YOU ARE STUPID.
NERUBIAN WEAVER, ANUB'SERAN
THIS GUIDE IS DEDICATED TO NERUBIAN WEAVER AND CRIMSONQUESO.
NERUBIAN WEAVER IS MUCH LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER. ALWAYS HAS FANS TO FOLLOW HIS EVERY COMMAND, GOES INVISIBLE FOR QUITE SOME TIME THEN POPS UP AT A RANDOM SPOT, ATTACKS THE HEARTS AND MINDS OF THE WEAK, AND NEVER FUCKING CEASES TO DIE.
THE NERUBIAN WEAVER, ALSO LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER, HAS A SHITTY STR GAIN, AND THUS IS VERY WEAK AND FRAGILE. THEREFORE YOU HAVE TO MINIMIZE DYING, SO AS TO SECURE YOUR LATE GAME POTENTIAL.
THIS GUIDE CAN BE PLAYED IN EM GAMES, ALTHOUGH I ENCOURAGE YOU NOT TO, BECAUSE FORUMERS WILL CALL YOU N00B.
THIS GUIDE IS NOT FOR RETARDS. IF YOU ARE SLOW PACED IN PLAYING DOTA, LEAVE THIS GUIDE NOW.
DO YOU LIKE PICTURES IN YOUR GUIDES? WELL GET THE FUCK OUT BECAUSE THERE WILL BE NO GODDAMN PICTURES HERE.
A QUOTE FROM CrimsonQueso, AS THIS APPLIES HERE TOO.
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Originally Posted by CrimsonQueso
A KEY THING MOST GUIDE READERS DO NOT GET IS THAT SKILL AND ITEM BUILDS ARE FLUID. I WOULD ARGUE THAT THERE IS NO SKILL BUILD FOR ANY HERO THAT IS CONCRETE WITH EVERYTHING SITUATION. FOR EXAMPLE, I ONCE PLAYED A GAME WHERE EVERYONE WAS PUDGE. I MAXED FLESH HEAP FIRST, WHICH IS SUPREMELY RETARDED IN ANY OTHER SITUATION.
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THE METAGAME
WHEN THESE HEROES ARE PICKED BY THE OPPOSING TEAM, DO NOT CHOOSE WEAVER UNLESS YOU WANT TO GO 1-800-6662 (WHICH IS 1-800-NOOB).
EARLY GAME
WHAT DO I GET? LIKE SKILLWISE?
GREAT QUESTION. DO YOU LIKE FARMING? THEN MAX GEMINATE ATTACK FIRST. DO YOU LIKE BEING A LITTLE FAGGOT/JUST LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER IN YOUR LANE, IE BEING SAFE? THEN MAX SHUKUCHI FIRST. OR, AS NERUBIAN WEAVER SAID, YOU CAN ALSO MAX THE SWARM BY LEVEL 7 BECAUSE IT'S YOUR SCALABLE NUKE, IT'S LIKE SHADOW WORD THAT REDUCES ARMOR AND CAN BE ATTACKED.
1. SHUKUCHI
2. GEMINATE ATTACK
3. SHUKUCHI
4. GEMINATE ATTACK
5. THE SWARM
6. TIME LAPSE
7. SHUKUCHI
8. SHUKUCHI
9. GEMINATE ATTACK
NOTE: IT IS GEMINATE ATTACK, NOT GERMINATE ATTACK. L2READ.
LOL YOU ARE NOOB, GETTING SWARM AT LEVEL 5
YOU SHOULD BE GANKING AROUND AT LEVEL 6, SO GET SWARM. WHY DO YOU ASK? BECAUSE IT DESTROYS ARMOR. THAT'S LIKE A FREE DESO. WEAVER IS AN AWESOME 1V1 HERO, AND WITH SWARM HE'S BETTER. SWARM/FANS --> SHUKUCHI --> AUTOATTACK = DEAD IN SIX OR SEVEN HITS. THEY CAN EITHER KILL YOU AND CHOOSE TO HAVE THEIR ARMOR FUCKED UP, OR KILL THE FANS AND GET FUCKED UP. IT'S A WIN-WIN SITUATION FOR YOU.
BUT WHAT STARTING ITEMS DO I GET?
THREE OF THESE ONE OF THESE ONE OF THESE AND ONE OF THESE.OH, AND IF YOU RANDOMED,
GET ONE OF THESE INSTEAD OF A BARE SLIPPER.WHAT LANE DO I CHOOSE?
SOLO MID IF POSSIBLE. DO NOT SOLO ANYWHERE ELSE UNLESS YOUR NAME IS DENDI, ARTSTYLE, PUPPEY, KIKONI, OR SEBEKE OR YOU WILL GO 1-800-6662. ALTERNATIVELY, YOU CAN LANE WITH SOMEONE TOP IF YOU ARE SCOURGE, OR BOT IF YOU ARE SENTINEL.
LANING WITH NOOBS
PRESS ALT + Q + Q FOR MORE MONEY SO YOU DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THEM.
LANING AGAINST NOOBS
CONGRATULATIONS, YOUR DREAM HAS COME TRUE.
HOW TO GANK
WHEN YOUR LEVEL BAR HITS LEVEL 6, IT IS TIME TO GANK. IF YOU ARE MID, GANK THE LANE WITH THE WEAKEST HEROES. FOR EXAMPLE, WHEN TOP LANE HAS A CENTAUR AND A TUSKARR AND BOT LANE HAS A LEVEL 3 MEEPO AND A LEVEL 4 GONDAR WHO MAXED STATS AND JINADA (STATS + JINADA = PRO LANING PHASE!!11), YOU KNOW YOU SHOULD GANK BOT. REMEMBER THE SWARM/FANS COMBO THAT WAS MENTIONED EARLIER.
MID GAME
BY THIS TIME SHUKUCHI AND GEMINATE ATTACK SHOULD BE MAXED.
10. GEMINATE ATTACK
11. TIME LAPSE
12. THE SWARM
13. THE SWARM
14. THE SWARM
15. STATS
16. TIME LAPSE
THE BOOTS QUESTION
YOU DO NOT NEED EXTRA MOVESPEED. THE DAMAGE IS SEXY THOUGH, BUT, IF YOU ARE GETTING CRYSTALIS, WHICH THERE IS A HIGH POSSIBILITY THAT YOU WILL, WHENEVER YOU CLICK PHASE YOU WILL NOT CRIT. OVERALL 6/10.
ITEMS TO GO FOR
ASK YOURSELF THESE QUESTIONS, AND PICK THE ONE THAT YOU CAN SAY YES TO BEST.
DID YOU LANE AGAINST RETARDS AND HAVE A HUGE AMOUNT OF GOLD? GET A RADIANCE
DO YOU ALWAYS LEAVE A HERO WITH 12 HP AND NEVER BOTHER TO CHASE HIM? GET AN URN
ARE YOU ALWAYS LACKING IN MANA BECAUSE THAT VAGINA KEEPS ATTACKING YOU? GET A WAND
AM I CONSTANTLY GETTING HIT BY SPELLS? GET A BKB
DO I WANT MORE ATTACK SPEED AND AN EXTRA DISABLE? GET AN SNY
DO I WANT TO BURN MANA LIKE VAGINA? PLAY VAGINA
DO I WANT LIFESTEAL? PLAY TRESDIN
DO I WANT LIGHTNING TO COME OUT OF MY ASS? CALL ZEUS, DON'T GET MAEL
DO I WANT TO BE LIKE ICE MAN? GET A SKADI
IS THE SWARM NOT ENOUGH FOR ME? GET A MEDALLION
I DON'T LIKE BKB? FUCK YOU, AND GET A LINKENS
I HAVE ROB AND A WRAITH BAND. GET AN AQUILA
AM I FEELING LIKE JUSTIN BIEBER? GET A HEART
DO I LIKE BALLING? GET A REFRESHER
DO I HAVE RADIANCE? GET A BURIZA
DO I HAVE BURIZA? GET A BUTTERFLY
DO I WANT ANOTHER TIME LAPSE (KINDA)? GET A MANTA
ITEMS ARE TIERED BELOW.
BALLER TIER
ITEM AFTER RADIANCE RUSH TIER
ITEM AFTER ITEM AFTER RADIANCE RUSH TIER
I DIDN'T RUSH RADIANCE TIER
ITEM AFTER I DIDN'T RUSH RADIANCE TIER
WHAT DO I DO IN A TEAMFIGHT?
1. CAST THE SWARM
2. CHOOSE SOMEONE TO ATTACK
3. ATTACK HIM (SHUKUCHI OFTEN)
4. ATTACK HIM (SHUKUCHI OFTEN)
5. ATTACK HIM (SHUKUCHI OFTEN)
6. IF HE IS DEAD, PROCEED TO STEP 7. IF HE IS NOT DEAD, REPEAT STEPS 3-5.
7. TYPE "LOL N00BS!" IN ALLCHAT.
TIME LAPSE WHEN NEEDED. USE BKB IN ORDER TO LIVE THROUGHOUT THE TEAMFIGHT.
HOW TO ESCAPE
DOES SILENCE PREVENT ME FROM TIME LAPSING?
YES. HOWEVER AT LEVEL 16, TIME LAPSE COSTS 0 MANA, SO THAT PESKY VAGINA (AM) CAN'T HARM YOU MUCH.
LATE GAME
SKILLS
16-25: WHATEVER THE FUCK IS LEFT
ITEMS?
MY ASSHOLE. GIVES 100 DAMAGE.
DO NOT GET ANY ORB EFFECTS FOR WEAVER, EXCEPT SKADI.
HOWEVER IT IS NOT RECOMMENDED TO GET ANY ORBS FOR BIEBER, UNLESS YOU HAVE 10000000 MONEYS.
I HAD REPLAYS, BUT WHAT HAD HAPPENED WAS
I FOLLOWED YOUR GUIDE AND DIDN'T WIN!11!
YOU ARE STUPID.
Anub'seran the Nerubian WeaverAuthor: SECXIIKILLA
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