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This is a beginner's guide to Meepo. Not for competitive play. If you do use this in competitive, make sure the rest of your team is pr0, or just don't use this for competitive play. Seriously. If you do, set your hair on fire, like Lina on DotA2, and start farting out flames from your butth0l3




Well, not really, just don't suck at DotA and be able to read GOMGOMGOMGO 13375P34K before you can read this guide.





Intro: This is a n00b'z guide to Meepo, the Geomancer. Once with the right items, he can destroy entire teams, much like the Ursa Warrior, but to a much lesser extent. With Poof! and Divided We Stand, he will rape the whole enemy team with good map awareness and pr0 good skills.


Alt-Tab Mini Guide, for those faggots too lazy or too fat to scroll down.



Items 2 Start With


Core


Extension


Situational/AHAHAHAHHAHA I ARE TROLLOLOLOLOL

Max Poof! first, then Earthbind, then Geostrike. Get ultimate whenever possible.






Teh Background Story: Originally worshipped by the pagan tribes of Germania and the black forests that encompassed it, Meepo is a mischievous spirit of the earth who enjoys burying his enemies alive in mountains of rock spikes, pinning them down into helplessness as he pummels them into submission with his mighty shovel. The most disturbing of the Geomancer's powers, however, is his ability to separate his being into multiple selves, each as powerful as the original and making him potentially four times the trouble for the unlucky who encounter him.


The Pros and the Cons of the Geomancer


[+] Great Ganker!
[+] Good hero killer!
[+] DPS and Slow Skill!
[+] Disable! Almost Perma-Disable!!

[-] Ultra-super-mega-OGMOGMG-soft early game.
[-] Soft most of the game...
[-] Killing one Meepo kills all Meepos...If ES is in the enemy team, DO NOT pick Meepo.
[-] Extremely hard for n00bz
[-] Needs at least a small amount of micro-skills to become essential to the game



As you can see, this hero is not recommended for n00bz. But this guide says "For noobz."
N00b: OGMOGMG ULTIMAET NEGLECKT YUORSELPH GOMGOMG
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Yes, this guide says for beginners. I'll show you HAO TOO PLEY JEEYOMANSER LIEK ECKSPIRIENSED PLEYR.





Skills

Earthbind

Meepo's primary disable skill. Well, it's the only skill disabling skill he has. All four of your Meepos have this skill. Well, all Meepos have all your skills. The casting range improves drastically every level, and with a 1250 casting range, you can have a gank from the woods.

Poof!

Omg. THE SIGNATURE skill of the Geomancer. It gains its full power at level 4 and with 4 Meepos. Just think of it. At level 4, it deals 140 damage at arrival and departure. That's 280 damage for one Meepo. Multiply that by 4. 280 x 4 = 1120 damage! OMGOMGOMGOGMO! That's hella lot of damage! I'm not sure if this works on Roshan, but it certainly works on creeps! This is also why Meepo is a great rice farmer. You can kill a whole team with this.

Geostrike

An excellent skill. IT STAX! Wow! With all four Meepos and level 4 of this skill, you can achieve an 80% MS slow and 80 damage per second. S'awesome.

Divided We Stand

The raping tool of the Geomancer. The reason why he's called the OMG 1NB4 HERO HAX WIT FUOR MIPOS! It's how Poof! becomes so powerful. It's why HE becomes more powerful. The crappy part is that the only items the clones can have is the Boots you wear, and they are a little weaker than the original Meepo. The crappiest part is that if one of you die, you all die.


Items

Core Items:



Luxury:



If you get Helm of the Dominator for Satanic for Meepo, uninstall WC3 by doing this repeatedly:


Note: DO NOT get any other items for Meepo. Maybe Janggo, but don't get anything else. Remember, ONLY THE BOOTS can be carried by other Meepos. So we focus on Aura items, and OH LOOK! THE CORE IS ALL AURA ITEMS! Shuttup, n00b. Should have known that before reading this text, scumbag.




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My answer: What the hell is wrong with you? It gives a good amount of lifesteal, armor, mana regeneration FOR ALL CLONES! That's what determine's Meepo's items. The only things that are not aura items that CAN be gotten for Meepo is a Blink dagger and a Sheep Stick, Aghanims.




Skill Builds



Level 1- Earthbind 1
Level 2- Geostrike 1
Level 3- Earthbind 2
Level 4- Geostrike 2
Level 5*- Poof! 1
Level 6- Divided We Stand 1
Level 7- Earthbind 3
Level 8- Earthbind 4
Level 9- Geostrike 3
Level 10- Geostrike 4
Level 11- Divided We Stand 2
Level 12- Poof! 2
Level 13- Poof! 3
Level 14- Poof! 4
Level 15- Stats
Level 16- Divided We Stand 3
Level 17 to 25- Stats

Skill build justification:

Earthbind is maxed first. It is a very good disable, and Geostrike comes next. A good slowing stacking skill. We get Poof! at level 5 so we have a damage tool for farming rice. Also for killing a few heroes, maybe. Ultimate is taken whenever possible. DUHHHHHHHH





Starting Items

If you picked Meepo:





I like this build, it provides decent HP regen. Just try not to get hit too much. Makes rushing Mekansm easier, which is a very useful item for Meepo.




If you randomed:




The scroll is the Nathrezim Buckler Scroll. You can buy Chainmail in the side shops.





Early Game!

All you have to do in this phase of the game is to survive. Survive for DotA's sakes. If you can't survive 10 mins of gaming with Meepo, you are not fit to play the Geomancer, and you can now leave the guide by clicking this: Leaving so soooooon? Don't worry, it's not any scary shit. Seriously. Just post on my page if you clicked on it, don't PM me. You want to get first blood? Well, don't. Yeah, that's right scumbag, don't. Just kidding. If you want to take first blood, take extreme caution. You will ALWAYS be the target of first blood, since the enemy team wants you to die because of your gameplay style in the late game.

First blood with one of these dudes/girls:





Actually, all stunners are your homies. As I said again, be careful. When you're level 6, start farming, as your farming capabilities become one-billion fold once you have another clone. One-billion is multiplied to your farming capabilities each clone. It's too awesome to type and put into this guide. If you don't like farming, just start ganking random lanes to get kills.

After this phase of the game, if you died less than once or not at all, you should have these items:




OR



By the time these items are acquired, aim for the next one in the core. Early game is also over when this is gotten.

Middle Game!


Middle game for the Geomancer can be these things:

YOU LIEK GANKZORZ?????- Then gank, man. I'm not stopping you, why you shouting at me man?

YOU LIEK KILLING PPLZ AND SERPRIZING HIROS?????- Same as the top one. Kill heroes with your allies, because if you roam without at least 2 allies, I am very certain that they'll find you and stun one clone and kill it. You're so weak middle game that killing one of your clones kills all clones. (If you don't get this joke, please leave this guide by clicking this: I don't get the jokeeee!

YOU LIEK farming- Farm. Farm. FARM!!!! NO! I SAID FARM! DID I MENTION FARM? This is a good choice to pick, because you'll just be farming while your team babysits you. Put wards by the river or make your ally do it to save you from ganks.

YOU LIEK ALL THIS?????????- O RLY? U LIEK ALL THIS? YA RLY! Mix your strategy up by ganking, killing, and farming at different time intervals. Every 5 minutes, switch from ganking to farming, then after 5 minutes, switch from farming to ganking. This is one suggestion.

That's basically the types of Geomancer you can be in the middle game phase. Meepo is a very hard hero to explain due to his/their complexity.



Another installment of....

The Boots Question


Ahhh....the Boots Question. One of the longest debates in DotA history, it's still going on now. On the Geomancer, the type of boots you should get depends on how good you are in micro-ing. We really have to take this question into consideration, since you have 2/4/6/8 feet to take care of simultaneously! Thanks for that line, Averrios! If you don't get boots for Meepo, claiming that you're too GOGMOG I ARE SOOPAR PROE!!, leave this guide now, pr0 faggot.






IMO the best choice for all players, even for competitive players. It's good. It needs the least micro. Make sure to switch it to STR mode though, since the HP benefits you soooo much. It gives attack speed, move speed, and a good amount of HP. Attack speed is good since it benefits your Geostrike skill. This is a very good choice, and if you chose this, you deserve this:
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Meepo is just like the Ursa Warrior when he's roshing, but to a much lesser extent. DO NOT try to kill Roshan with only one clone. Make sure you have at least two clones, adding up to three of you. Auto-attack him to death. Seriously. Do that. Auto-attack. I'm not sure if Poof! works on Roshan, but if it does, it still deals a massive amount of DEIMIDJ, but not the full 1120 damage. It's like half or one-third of that. Still powerful. Here is a series of pictures that illustrate the Roshing of Roshan.


NO-NO: Zero clones. Why? You'll die, you too squishy man. Not enough DPS. One kills all, remember that.


NO-NO: One clone. Why? Not enough DPS. One kills all.


YES-YES: Two clones. Why? DPS is okay. Not too much, but it's fine. One still kills all.


OGMGOMGYES-OGMGOMGYES- Three clones! Why? What? You ask why? WHAT THE HELL? SHUT UP AND LEAVE THIS GUIDE NOW YOU DUMB FAGGOT!!! One still kills all.
DPS is at its max, that's why if you're wondering.

As you can see, the score on some of the pictures says 9-0. That's how pro I am with Meepo. This was NOT a pub. I assure you. I just couldn't save the replay because my laptop was full....

How to UZE UR LAZER, MEEPO STYLE!!!


Using Meepo's combo can be a little complicated for faggots who don't have any balls whatsoever. That's why they're called faggots, right? Well, to use Meepo's combo, you need at least 20% micro skills. If you have less than that, try practicing in AI. There's a new 6.70c AI map here: http://www.playdota.com/forums/45209...-gagarin-rev2/


Basically, all you need to do is use Earthbind and Poof!, which is hard to some people. I recommend using control groups for the Meepos or using the 1 first control group solely for the first Meepo and the rest for the other Meepos.



Use Earthbind on your first Meepo. Then use Poof! on that Meepo. Then change to your second Meepo, and use Earthbind on him. Then use Poof! on the second Meepo. Then change to your third Meepo, and use Earthbind on THAT MEEPO. THEN USE POOF! ON THE THIRD MEEPO. THIS IS TAKING TOO LONG! THEN CHANGE TO YOUR FOURTH MEEPO, AND USE EARTHBIND ON THAT MEEPO. OH-EM-GEE THIS IS TAKING TOOOOOOOOOOO LONG!! THEN USE POOF! ON THAT MEEPO. Do that same if you have another Meepo, do the same thing. As you can see, all Meepos use Poof! and Earthbind here. All. The keys would look like this: E+F+TAB+E+F+TAB+E+F+TAB+E+F+TAB+E+F+TAB etc.


There are other ways for doing this combo, these two are just the ones used mostly by inexperienced people. The others can be the first Meepo coming in with Lothar's Edge and the other Meepos poof to him. The other one is the first Meepo blinking in and the other Meepos poofing to the main Meepo.


Keep ganking/farming until you get these items:




or if you farmed enough:




I'm serious about the Assault Cuirass. After these items are acquired, middle game is over.


Late Game!


It's still not over? Oh my. You suck. Lol. LOL YOU SUX KWIT DO-TAH BC UR CANOOT POOSH WID 4 MEEPOZ!!!!! AHAHAA N00B!! Lol. But seriously, it should have been over.


If the game is not done yet, get a . Pipe of Insight helps you counter AoE casters such as ES, your worst enemy, CM, your other worst enemy, and Lina Boobverse.


If it still ain't over, you should really quit DotA, because you really suck. Seriously. If it still ain't over, get a Sheep Stick for maximum OMGOGMG 1NB4 GANKZ GOGMOGMOG I ARE BANKUISH ALL N00BERZ FROM DOTA!!!!!! AHAHA WID SHIIP STEECK AHAHA OGGOMGMGO SPAM WITH AHAHA AND AHAHAHAH MOAR HAHAH AOGMGOMAOAOFKAFNJFNBIRUFHWFNJKSVBRWPUGIBWR FKLJH

If it still ain't done, buy a for maximum disables.

By the end of the game, your item build should look something like these:







This is the preferred build for n00berz.



These are just some of the most common builds for Meepo.

The Rejected and Other Items Section



This is actually a pretty good item, since Poof! is magic damage.


Get this if you want another Meepo or want more bumfaggoting.


Get for maximum furfaggotry.


Get for quick OGMGOMGPOOF + DAGON = DEAD'ing.


Get if you're retarded or a girl who wants to have fun.


Get if that Mortred pisses you off so badly.


Get for better initiating.


More initiating.




Are you retarded? Or you think that refresher "refreshes" your ultimate so you can have another Meepo? That would be awesome though.

Orbs.

Any other item not mentioned in Rejected or in this guide.




Another installment of......

Friends and Foes


Friends

Stunners and disablers. 'Nuff sed, faggots.


Foes




This cow is your worst enemy. DO NOT PICK MEEPO WHEN THE ENEMY TEAM HAS PICKED ES. NOT EVEN IN PUBS. SERIOUSLY. His ultimate RAPES ALL FOUR OR FIVE of your Meepos. LIKE SERIOUSLY. HE WILL USE HIS TOTEM AS A DICK AND RAPE YOUR MEEPOS IN THE ASS. I AM NOT PLAYING WITH YOU. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE ME, CLICK THIS LINK: OH EM GEE I DON'T BELIEF!!




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Meepo the Geomancer
Author: SECXIIKILLA
Map Vers.: 6.71b

4 Heroes Are Better Than One

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Date Posted: 03/21/11
Last Comment:23/11/2012
Total Votes: 53
Current Rating: 6.24
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