Four Heroes Are Better Than One!
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Teh Background Story: Originally worshipped by the pagan tribes of Germania and the black forests that encompassed it, Meepo is a mischievous spirit of the earth who enjoys burying his enemies alive in mountains of rock spikes, pinning them down into helplessness as he pummels them into submission with his mighty shovel. The most disturbing of the Geomancer's powers, however, is his ability to separate his being into multiple selves, each as powerful as the original and making him potentially four times the trouble for the unlucky who encounter him.
The Pros and the Cons of the Geomancer
[+] Great Ganker!
[+] Good hero killer!
[+] DPS and Slow Skill!
[+] Disable! Almost Perma-Disable!!
[-] Ultra-super-mega-OGMOGMG-soft early game.
[-] Soft most of the game...
[-] Killing one Meepo kills all Meepos...If ES is in the enemy team, DO NOT pick Meepo.
[-] Extremely hard for n00bz
[-] Needs at least a small amount of micro-skills to become essential to the game
Meepo's primary disable skill. Well, it's the only skill disabling skill he has. All four of your Meepos have this skill. Well, all Meepos have all your skills. The casting range improves drastically every level, and with a 1250 casting range, you can have a gank from the woods.
Omg. THE SIGNATURE skill of the Geomancer. It gains its full power at level 4 and with 4 Meepos. Just think of it. At level 4, it deals 140 damage at arrival and departure. That's 280 damage for one Meepo. Multiply that by 4. 280 x 4 = 1120 damage! OMGOMGOMGOGMO! That's hella lot of damage! I'm not sure if this works on Roshan, but it certainly works on creeps! This is also why Meepo is a great rice farmer. You can kill a whole team with this.
An excellent skill. IT STAX! Wow! With all four Meepos and level 4 of this skill, you can achieve an 80% MS slow and 80 damage per second. S'awesome.
Divided We Stand
The raping tool of the Geomancer. The reason why he's called the OMG 1NB4 HERO HAX WIT FUOR MIPOS! It's how Poof! becomes so powerful. It's why HE becomes more powerful. The crappy part is that the only items the clones can have is the Boots you wear, and they are a little weaker than the original Meepo. The crappiest part is that if one of you die, you all die.
If you get Helm of the Dominator for Satanic for Meepo, uninstall WC3 by doing this repeatedly:
Note: DO NOT get any other items for Meepo. Maybe Janggo, but don't get anything else. Remember, ONLY THE BOOTS can be carried by other Meepos. So we focus on Aura items, and OH LOOK! THE CORE IS ALL AURA ITEMS! Shuttup, n00b. Should have known that before reading this text, scumbag.
If you picked Meepo:
If you randomed:
All you have to do in this phase of the game is to survive. Survive for DotA's sakes. If you can't survive 10 mins of gaming with Meepo, you are not fit to play the Geomancer, and you can now leave the guide by clicking this: Leaving so soooooon? Don't worry, it's not any scary shit. Seriously. Just post on my page if you clicked on it, don't PM me. You want to get first blood? Well, don't. Yeah, that's right scumbag, don't. Just kidding. If you want to take first blood, take extreme caution. You will ALWAYS be the target of first blood, since the enemy team wants you to die because of your gameplay style in the late game.
First blood with one of these dudes/girls:
Actually, all stunners are your homies. As I said again, be careful. When you're level 6, start farming, as your farming capabilities become one-billion fold once you have another clone. One-billion is multiplied to your farming capabilities each clone. It's too awesome to type and put into this guide. If you don't like farming, just start ganking random lanes to get kills.
After this phase of the game, if you died less than once or not at all, you should have these items:
By the time these items are acquired, aim for the next one in the core. Early game is also over when this is gotten.
Middle game for the Geomancer can be these things:
YOU LIEK GANKZORZ?????- Then gank, man. I'm not stopping you, why you shouting at me man?
YOU LIEK KILLING PPLZ AND SERPRIZING HIROS?????- Same as the top one. Kill heroes with your allies, because if you roam without at least 2 allies, I am very certain that they'll find you and stun one clone and kill it. You're so weak middle game that killing one of your clones kills all clones. (If you don't get this joke, please leave this guide by clicking this: I don't get the jokeeee!
YOU LIEK farming- Farm. Farm. FARM!!!! NO! I SAID FARM! DID I MENTION FARM? This is a good choice to pick, because you'll just be farming while your team babysits you. Put wards by the river or make your ally do it to save you from ganks.
YOU LIEK ALL THIS?????????- O RLY? U LIEK ALL THIS? YA RLY! Mix your strategy up by ganking, killing, and farming at different time intervals. Every 5 minutes, switch from ganking to farming, then after 5 minutes, switch from farming to ganking. This is one suggestion.
That's basically the types of Geomancer you can be in the middle game phase. Meepo is a very hard hero to explain due to his/their complexity.
Another installment of....
The Boots Question
Ahhh....the Boots Question. One of the longest debates in DotA history, it's still going on now. On the Geomancer, the type of boots you should get depends on how good you are in micro-ing. We really have to take this question into consideration, since you have 2/4/6/8 feet to take care of simultaneously! Thanks for that line, Averrios! If you don't get boots for Meepo, claiming that you're too GOGMOG I ARE SOOPAR PROE!!, leave this guide now, pr0 faggot.
Meepo is just like the Ursa Warrior when he's roshing, but to a much lesser extent. DO NOT try to kill Roshan with only one clone. Make sure you have at least two clones, adding up to three of you. Auto-attack him to death. Seriously. Do that. Auto-attack. I'm not sure if Poof! works on Roshan, but if it does, it still deals a massive amount of DEIMIDJ, but not the full 1120 damage. It's like half or one-third of that. Still powerful. Here is a series of pictures that illustrate the Roshing of Roshan.
NO-NO: Zero clones. Why? You'll die, you too squishy man. Not enough DPS. One kills all, remember that.
NO-NO: One clone. Why? Not enough DPS. One kills all.
YES-YES: Two clones. Why? DPS is okay. Not too much, but it's fine. One still kills all.
OGMGOMGYES-OGMGOMGYES- Three clones! Why? What? You ask why? WHAT THE HELL? SHUT UP AND LEAVE THIS GUIDE NOW YOU DUMB FAGGOT!!! One still kills all. DPS is at its max, that's why if you're wondering.
As you can see, the score on some of the pictures says 9-0. That's how pro I am with Meepo. This was NOT a pub. I assure you. I just couldn't save the replay because my laptop was full....
How to UZE UR LAZER, MEEPO STYLE!!!
Using Meepo's combo can be a little complicated for faggots who don't have any balls whatsoever. That's why they're called faggots, right? Well, to use Meepo's combo, you need at least 20% micro skills. If you have less than that, try practicing in AI. There's a new 6.70c AI map here: http://www.playdota.com/forums/45209...-gagarin-rev2/
Basically, all you need to do is use Earthbind and Poof!, which is hard to some people. I recommend using control groups for the Meepos or using the 1 first control group solely for the first Meepo and the rest for the other Meepos.
There are other ways for doing this combo, these two are just the ones used mostly by inexperienced people. The others can be the first Meepo coming in with Lothar's Edge and the other Meepos poof to him. The other one is the first Meepo blinking in and the other Meepos poofing to the main Meepo.
Keep ganking/farming until you get these items:
or if you farmed enough:
I'm serious about the Assault Cuirass. After these items are acquired, middle game is over.
It's still not over? Oh my. You suck. Lol. LOL YOU SUX KWIT DO-TAH BC UR CANOOT POOSH WID 4 MEEPOZ!!!!! AHAHAA N00B!! Lol. But seriously, it should have been over.
If the game is not done yet, get a . Pipe of Insight helps you counter AoE casters such as ES, your worst enemy, CM, your other worst enemy, and Lina Boobverse.
If it still ain't over, you should really quit DotA, because you really suck. Seriously. If it still ain't over, get a Sheep Stick for maximum OMGOGMG 1NB4 GANKZ GOGMOGMOG I ARE BANKUISH ALL N00BERZ FROM DOTA!!!!!! AHAHA WID SHIIP STEECK AHAHA OGGOMGMGO SPAM WITH AHAHA AND AHAHAHAH MOAR HAHAH AOGMGOMAOAOFKAFNJFNBIRUFHWFNJKSVBRWPUGIBWR FKLJH
If it still ain't done, buy a for maximum disables.
By the end of the game, your item build should look something like these:
These are just some of the most common builds for Meepo.
The Rejected and Other Items Section
Another installment of......
Friends and Foes
Stunners and disablers. 'Nuff sed, faggots.
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