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1 Sept 2011- Started this guide.
This guide was written by SECXIIKILLA. Yeah, if you can see this, comment on this guide saying I love Megan Fox. Also, tits. Seriously. You like tits? Then you like this guide. You like dota 2? Then you like this guide. LoL/HoN fanboy? Fuck you, get the shit out of this guide right now and go play Pandamonium or Valkyrie or some shit hero like that. BTW, the only reason I know them is I tried to DL HoN, and the pictures suck DotA 2(That's right, DotA) Leviathan's Fish Dick-Hand thing.

The Table of Contents

I. Introduction(s)
II. Stats and Shit of That Nature
III. Alt-Tab Guide
IV. All About Skills

I. Introduction


Do you like carrying your team to victory?
Are you tired of supporting n00b wannabe 1337 teammates in Bnet pubs?






Then this is the hero for you.



The Nerubian Bieber
Affiliation: Lolwut? (Scourge/Sentinel won't take him)
Attack Animation: 0.64 / 0.36
Damage: 0-10

Casting Animation: 0.3 / 0.51
Armor: 1 (No, fashion doesn't count Bieber.)
Base Attack Time: 1.7

Movespeed: 20 (Gets tired too fast)
Missile Speed: 1 (Tiny (or no) penis, tiny (or no) range)
Attack Range: 0 (Needs to touch the hero before attacking)
Sight Range: 1800 / 800


Skills:

The Fans
Can't Touch Me
Double Concerts
Ultimate: Never Say Never


Seriously, The Nerubian Bieber Weaver




Background Story


Anub'seran. The name of this creature strikes fear into all of those who have seen the Nerubians. Even the famed assassin Anub'arak is hesitant to fight this beast, which comes from the plane of the spirit world. He can swiftly walk through his enemies, bending their bodies to his will, causing pain while he strides through them. With his powers over the timeless plane, he can also step inside and throw himself into the past to keep himself from death. He can call an attack from the future to strike his foes, making his onslaught more deadly. Anub'seran. Only the fools do not fear his name.



II. Stats and Shit of That Nature

Advanced Stats:

Affiliation: Scourge
Attack Animation: 0.64 / 0.36
Damage: 46 - 56
Casting Animation: 0.3 / 0.51
Armor: 0.96
Base Attack Time: 1.7
Movespeed: 290
Missile Speed: 900
Attack Range: 425
Sight Range: 1800 / 800


Fun Facts:
  • He has 6 legs despite being a "spider" (No, those hand things are NOT legs...)
  • His model looks badass in DotA (that's right, DotA) 2.
  • He now has 4 legs in DotA (that's right, DotA) 2.
  • His stats are 44- the same channel of CNN in my TV.

Why should you play Weaver?

Play Weaver if:

  • You like carries
  • You like fast attacker shits
  • You have a spider fetish
  • You are a fast-paced player
  • You like increasing you -apm so you can be "pro"
  • The other team has squishy heroes



Don't play Weaver if:

  • You are slow paced oriented
  • You like supports
  • You're a pussy
  • They have hella stuns on their team
  • You're a pussy
  • You're retarded as fuck
  • There are 4 other carries on your team
  • Your team won't help you win


Pros:

+Extremely good laner
+Double attack to harrass more faggots
+Double attack to harass even more faggots
+Extremely agile (not because he's an AGI hero, damn it)
+Shitty stats are countered by extreme agility and OMGOMG 1337 escape skillz

Cons:

-Squishy as hell
-If you fuck up early game, you're fucked mid and late game
-Item dependent
-Team Dependent
-Silencers counter this damn spider
-If you fuck up early game, you're fucked mid and late game


III. Alt-Tab Guide For Fat-Tit Mongers

Starting Items: (Random; 853 gold)

(Pick/CM; 603 gold)

Farmer skill build: Max Geminate Attack first, get Swarm at level 5, max Shukuchi after Geminate, get Time Lapse whenever possible.
Baller skill build: Max Shukuchi first, get Swarm at level 5, max Geminate Attack after Sukuchi, get Time Lapse whenever possible.
I like Minus Armor and I wil survive, I don't give a fuck even though I have no DPS whatsoever skill build: Max Swarm first, max stats after, get ult when possible.
Trollololo skill build: Don't get ult, max stats and swarm and get vangod

Core: /

Luxury/Extension:




IV. All About Skills


The Swarm


A swarm of 12 beetles will move towards the target point, each latching onto an enemy unit that it comes into contact with. Each unit will only get latched onto by one creature maximum.

Level 1- 15 DPS, 8 secs
Level 2- 20 DPS, 12 secs
Level 3- 25 DPS, 16 secs
Level 4- 30 DPS, 20 secs

The most recent skill change of Weaver, I didn't think it was very useful until I used it. And it was awesome. I mean awesome. Every attack it does reduces armor, destroying the need for you to get a Medallion IMO. And it's so damn useful since enemies will either attack the beetles and get attacked by your team, or not attack the beetles and get massacred because of the -armor and the DPS. I love this skill, which is why you should get it by level 5.



Shukuchi


Causes the Nerubian Weaver to move so fast as to become invisible. Any units passed through will take damage. Lasts 4 seconds

Level 1- 90 damage
Level 2- 100 damage
Level 3- 110 damage
Level 4- 120 damage

This is Weaver's coffee/tea/milk/water during breakfast (battle). It's what he does first aside from Swarm. It's your chasing and escape skill too. The .25 second fade time is awesome too. Nicely spammable due to low manacost (lower than Wind Walk, 60 mana) and low CD (6 seconds at level 4). I love this skill. Love it.



Geminate Attack


Occasionally the Nerubian Weaver will send out two swarms, attacking an opponent twice. You must do an ordered attack to activate this.

Level 1- 6 sec cd.
Level 2- 5 sec cd.
Level 3- 4 sec cd.
Level 4- 2.5 sec cd.

THIS is why the Weaver is called the Weaver, aside from IceFrog giving him that name. He attacks so damn fast. This is his DPS. Trust me, get this for your first level if you like harassing and max it ASAP. This is why Weaver is a scary shit if farmed. Damage will be the same but second attack is ossum. Sadly, this is an orb effect.



Time Lapse


Warps the Weaver 5 seconds back in time, resetting the HP, Mana and position. Does not affect cooldown, gold or experience.

Level 1- 150 mana, 60 sec cd.
Level 2- 75 mana, 50 sec cd.
Level 3- 0 mana, 40 sec cd.


This is what prevents Weaver from dying. Coupled with Shukuchi and fast fapper hands, you can't really die. Doing this removes buffs as long as it was done 5 seconds before. Also, while you fight, bitches get nervous and use their good spells first. Use this to remove those annoying-as-hell buffs.

















Anub'seran the Nerubian Weaver
Author: SECXIIKILLA
Map Vers.: 6.72f

The Ignoramus Guide To Weaver

*Time Lapse*

Date Posted: 09/01/11
Last Comment:14/02/2012
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